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The Pub (Part 48)
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farmer bob
18-09-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening hooter. Hope you've had a good weekend.

Get yourself a drink, just charge my account. ”

Since hooters not around, I'll take hers Edward.

*Pours an exceptionally LARGE Lamb's Navy*

Thanks kindly *doffs cap*
hooter
18-09-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Since hooters not around, I'll take hers Edward.

*Pours an exceptionally LARGE Lamb's Navy*

Thanks kindly *doffs cap* ”

You'll be sorry....you see if you aren't

Nice mug of hot milk please...ta
farmer bob
18-09-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“You'll be sorry....you see if you aren't

Nice mug of hot milk please...ta”

*clink*
A saucer of milk, as requested.
Enjoy

*pours LARGE navy rum* *glug*

hooter
18-09-2016
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*clink*
A saucer of milk, as requested.
Enjoy
*pours LARGE navy rum* *
”


Mug not a blooming saucer!!

Tips it on Bob's head
farmer bob
18-09-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Mug not a blooming saucer!!

Tips it on Bob's head”

Ah..thanks, milk shampoo, does wonders for scabby scalps.
Rub harder please hooter
Scots rool
19-09-2016
*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown* ........
Scots rool
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.

Anyone serving? I'm fed up of using the vending machines.

*Helps self to a fresh stella from behind the bar. Leaves IOU by the till.*
”

*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening hooter. Hope you've had a good weekend.

Get yourself a drink, just charge my account. ”

You don't have an account you lying wee toad!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Since hooters not around, I'll take hers Edward.

*Pours an exceptionally LARGE Lamb's Navy*

Thanks kindly *doffs cap*”

*prepares VERY large bill for bob the robber*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*clink*
A saucer of milk, as requested.
Enjoy

*pours LARGE navy rum* *glug*
”

*prepares yet another bill for bob the robber*
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Mug not a blooming saucer!!

Tips it on Bob's head”

*sniggers*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Ah..thanks, milk shampoo, does wonders for scabby scalps.
Rub harder please hooter ”


We'll have none of that in here......this is a respectable place!
hooter
19-09-2016
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......it's a bonus, it's not raining yet

Nice mug of coffee please and a round or two of toast and Marmite plez......ta......thinking about it..two rounds plez
twassington
19-09-2016
Morning all mcPubster peeps and McPoptarts! Hope all your doos are foosing just grandly.

Large tea and ....ooh, two rounds of Marmite toast! PLEASE!
Scots rool
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......it's a bonus, it's not raining yet

Nice mug of coffee please and a round or two of toast and Marmite plez......ta......thinking about it..two rounds plez”

Morning hoots, dry here & the sun is trying to come out.
*points to outside*..........go on, you know the drill now! *clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all mcPubster peeps and McPoptarts! Hope all your doos are foosing just grandly.

Large tea and ....ooh, two rounds of Marmite toast! PLEASE! ”

Morning twass, my doos are doing just grand.
You can join hoots outside...........*clunk clatter*
hooter
19-09-2016
Sits slurping and munching along with twass....


I wonder wots so orrible about Marmite that we has to sit out in the garden?
Scots rool
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Sits slurping and munching along with twassies....
”

*mutters* what a bloomin' racket! It's like a chimps tea party.
twassington
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Sits slurping and munching along with twass....


I wonder wots so orrible about Marmite that we has to sit out in the garden?”

It's just that SR is a weirdo and doesn't realise the black nectar is the stuff of the gods. She's a funny woman

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*mutters* what a bloomin' racket! It's like a chimps tea party. ”

We're outside, FGS! Put your earplugs in if you don't like it. Oh, and put some more toast on please
farmer bob
19-09-2016
Morning

*sits quietly in corner reading The Tractor Times*
EddyBee
19-09-2016
Good morning everyone.

Tea please with a lightly buttered fruit scone.

*SR's not the only one that can speak the local cat and dog languages ... goes off to chat with Gorbals and Parton regarding this week's dance schedule.*
The_Sleeper
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
*SR's not the only one that can speak the local cat and dog languages ... goes off to chat with Gorbals and Parton regarding this week's dance schedule.* ”

* Sniggers *

You'll be oot on yer ear first on SCD, come saturday ED

Afternoon Ed, & all
Scots rool
19-09-2016
Afternoon all

'Tis a lovely sunny day today.
Rogana Josh
19-09-2016
Its' not very bright here.
Scots rool
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It's just that SR is a weirdo and doesn't realise the black nectar is the stuff of the gods. She's a funny woman



We're outside, FGS! Put your earplugs in if you don't like it. Oh, and put some more toast on please ”


I had ear plugs in! Don't tell me wot to do either!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning

*sits quietly in corner reading The Tractor Times*”


You've got a nerve! You either cough up with yer outstanding bill or yer barred!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.

Tea please with a lightly buttered fruit scone.

*SR's not the only one that can speak the local cat and dog languages ... goes off to chat with Gorbals and Parton regarding this week's dance schedule.* ”

Don't be so ridiculous, Gorbals only speaks to me or chinny, & Parton doesn't speak, nor is she a dog!
Scots rool
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by Rogana Josh:
“Its' not very bright here.”

That's a shame, it's really lovely here. Whereabouts are you? I'm in the Lothian's. *clunk*
twassington
19-09-2016
Afternoon all peepsicles, new peeps, lurkers, sheep, cats, and oddballs like fb and Eddy.

Large pot of tea please and a lemon bun. Ta very muchly
EddyBee
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“

Don't be so ridiculous, Gorbals only speaks to me or chinny, & Parton doesn't speak, nor is she a dog! ”

I was only pointing out that I can speak both cat and dog. I also do fluent giraffe, hamster and squirrel. My knowledge of elephant is not too bad and I'm learning to speak the main dolphin language. In other words whatever you and Chin can do, I can do better.

Back to Gorbals and Parton, they inform me that they do not like you very much as you work them too hard and don't give them sufficient treats. Shame on you.

Tea please with a digestive.
twassington
19-09-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I was only pointing out that I can speak both cat and dog. I also do fluent giraffe, hamster and squirrel. My knowledge of elephant is not too bad and I'm learning to speak the main dolphin language. In other words whatever you and Chin can do, I can do better.

Back to Gorbals and Parton, they inform me that they do not like you very much as you work them too hard and don't give them sufficient treats. Shame on you.

Tea please with a digestive. ”

Someone's not remembered their medication today ............................
Scots rool
20-09-2016
*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*........
Scots rool
20-09-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I was only pointing out that I can speak both cat and dog. I also do fluent giraffe, hamster and squirrel. My knowledge of elephant is not too bad and I'm learning to speak the main dolphin language. In other words whatever you and Chin can do, I can do better.

Back to Gorbals and Parton, they inform me that they do not like you very much as you work them too hard and don't give them sufficient treats. Shame on you.

Tea please with a digestive. ”

Is that right........*mutters* Bloomin' nutter!
I thought chinny was supposed to be yer friend!

Don't tell such fibs, Gorbals & Parton said no such thing! You need to get yer meds sorted.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Someone's not remembered their medication today ............................”

So it would seem!
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