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Old 18-09-2016, 20:37
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Good evening hooter. Hope you've had a good weekend.

Get yourself a drink, just charge my account.
Since hooters not around, I'll take hers Edward.

*Pours an exceptionally LARGE Lamb's Navy*

Thanks kindly *doffs cap*
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:28
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Since hooters not around, I'll take hers Edward.

*Pours an exceptionally LARGE Lamb's Navy*

Thanks kindly *doffs cap*
You'll be sorry....you see if you aren't

Nice mug of hot milk please...ta
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:32
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You'll be sorry....you see if you aren't

Nice mug of hot milk please...ta
*clink*
A saucer of milk, as requested.
Enjoy

*pours LARGE navy rum* *glug*

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Old 18-09-2016, 22:37
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*clink*
A saucer of milk, as requested.
Enjoy
*pours LARGE navy rum* *

Mug not a blooming saucer!!

Tips it on Bob's head
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Old 18-09-2016, 22:42
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Mug not a blooming saucer!!

Tips it on Bob's head
Ah..thanks, milk shampoo, does wonders for scabby scalps.
Rub harder please hooter
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Old 19-09-2016, 05:19
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*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown* ........
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Old 19-09-2016, 05:45
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Good evening.

Anyone serving? I'm fed up of using the vending machines.

*Helps self to a fresh stella from behind the bar. Leaves IOU by the till.*
*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*
Good evening hooter. Hope you've had a good weekend.

Get yourself a drink, just charge my account.
You don't have an account you lying wee toad!
Since hooters not around, I'll take hers Edward.

*Pours an exceptionally LARGE Lamb's Navy*

Thanks kindly *doffs cap*
*prepares VERY large bill for bob the robber*
*clink*
A saucer of milk, as requested.
Enjoy

*pours LARGE navy rum* *glug*
*prepares yet another bill for bob the robber*
Mug not a blooming saucer!!

Tips it on Bob's head
*sniggers*
Ah..thanks, milk shampoo, does wonders for scabby scalps.
Rub harder please hooter

We'll have none of that in here......this is a respectable place!
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Old 19-09-2016, 07:13
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......it's a bonus, it's not raining yet

Nice mug of coffee please and a round or two of toast and Marmite plez......ta......thinking about it..two rounds plez
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Old 19-09-2016, 07:23
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Morning all mcPubster peeps and McPoptarts! Hope all your doos are foosing just grandly.

Large tea and ....ooh, two rounds of Marmite toast! PLEASE!
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Old 19-09-2016, 07:40
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......it's a bonus, it's not raining yet

Nice mug of coffee please and a round or two of toast and Marmite plez......ta......thinking about it..two rounds plez
Morning hoots, dry here & the sun is trying to come out.
*points to outside*..........go on, you know the drill now! *clunk clatter*
Morning all mcPubster peeps and McPoptarts! Hope all your doos are foosing just grandly.

Large tea and ....ooh, two rounds of Marmite toast! PLEASE!
Morning twass, my doos are doing just grand.
You can join hoots outside...........*clunk clatter*
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Old 19-09-2016, 07:50
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Sits slurping and munching along with twass....


I wonder wots so orrible about Marmite that we has to sit out in the garden?
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Old 19-09-2016, 07:52
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Sits slurping and munching along with twassies....
*mutters* what a bloomin' racket! It's like a chimps tea party.
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Old 19-09-2016, 07:56
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Sits slurping and munching along with twass....


I wonder wots so orrible about Marmite that we has to sit out in the garden?
It's just that SR is a weirdo and doesn't realise the black nectar is the stuff of the gods. She's a funny woman

*mutters* what a bloomin' racket! It's like a chimps tea party.
We're outside, FGS! Put your earplugs in if you don't like it. Oh, and put some more toast on please
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Old 19-09-2016, 09:29
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Morning

*sits quietly in corner reading The Tractor Times*
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Old 19-09-2016, 11:47
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Good morning everyone.

Tea please with a lightly buttered fruit scone.

*SR's not the only one that can speak the local cat and dog languages ... goes off to chat with Gorbals and Parton regarding this week's dance schedule.*
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Old 19-09-2016, 14:00
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*SR's not the only one that can speak the local cat and dog languages ... goes off to chat with Gorbals and Parton regarding this week's dance schedule.*
* Sniggers *

You'll be oot on yer ear first on SCD, come saturday ED

Afternoon Ed, & all
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Old 19-09-2016, 14:51
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Afternoon all

'Tis a lovely sunny day today.
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Old 19-09-2016, 14:59
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Its' not very bright here.
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Old 19-09-2016, 15:05
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It's just that SR is a weirdo and doesn't realise the black nectar is the stuff of the gods. She's a funny woman



We're outside, FGS! Put your earplugs in if you don't like it. Oh, and put some more toast on please

I had ear plugs in! Don't tell me wot to do either!
Morning

*sits quietly in corner reading The Tractor Times*

You've got a nerve! You either cough up with yer outstanding bill or yer barred!
Good morning everyone.

Tea please with a lightly buttered fruit scone.

*SR's not the only one that can speak the local cat and dog languages ... goes off to chat with Gorbals and Parton regarding this week's dance schedule.*
Don't be so ridiculous, Gorbals only speaks to me or chinny, & Parton doesn't speak, nor is she a dog!
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Old 19-09-2016, 15:06
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Its' not very bright here.
That's a shame, it's really lovely here. Whereabouts are you? I'm in the Lothian's. *clunk*
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Old 19-09-2016, 15:57
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Afternoon all peepsicles, new peeps, lurkers, sheep, cats, and oddballs like fb and Eddy.

Large pot of tea please and a lemon bun. Ta very muchly
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Old 19-09-2016, 16:36
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Don't be so ridiculous, Gorbals only speaks to me or chinny, & Parton doesn't speak, nor is she a dog!
I was only pointing out that I can speak both cat and dog. I also do fluent giraffe, hamster and squirrel. My knowledge of elephant is not too bad and I'm learning to speak the main dolphin language. In other words whatever you and Chin can do, I can do better.

Back to Gorbals and Parton, they inform me that they do not like you very much as you work them too hard and don't give them sufficient treats. Shame on you.

Tea please with a digestive.
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Old 19-09-2016, 16:41
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I was only pointing out that I can speak both cat and dog. I also do fluent giraffe, hamster and squirrel. My knowledge of elephant is not too bad and I'm learning to speak the main dolphin language. In other words whatever you and Chin can do, I can do better.

Back to Gorbals and Parton, they inform me that they do not like you very much as you work them too hard and don't give them sufficient treats. Shame on you.

Tea please with a digestive.
Someone's not remembered their medication today ............................
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Old 20-09-2016, 05:31
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*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*........
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Old 20-09-2016, 05:46
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I was only pointing out that I can speak both cat and dog. I also do fluent giraffe, hamster and squirrel. My knowledge of elephant is not too bad and I'm learning to speak the main dolphin language. In other words whatever you and Chin can do, I can do better.

Back to Gorbals and Parton, they inform me that they do not like you very much as you work them too hard and don't give them sufficient treats. Shame on you.

Tea please with a digestive.
Is that right........*mutters* Bloomin' nutter!
I thought chinny was supposed to be yer friend!

Don't tell such fibs, Gorbals & Parton said no such thing! You need to get yer meds sorted.
Someone's not remembered their medication today ............................
So it would seem!
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