Since hooters not around, I'll take hers Edward.

*Pours an exceptionally LARGE Lamb's Navy*

Thanks kindly *doffs cap*

You'll be sorry....you see if you aren't

Nice mug of hot milk please...ta

*clink*
A saucer of milk, as requested.
Enjoy

*pours LARGE navy rum* *glug*

Mug not a blooming saucer!!

Tips it on Bob's head

Ah..thanks, milk shampoo, does wonders for scabby scalps.
Rub harder please hooter

*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown* ........

*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*

You don't have an account you lying wee toad!

*prepares VERY large bill for bob the robber*

*prepares yet another bill for bob the robber*

*sniggers*


We'll have none of that in here......this is a respectable place!

Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......it's a bonus, it's not raining yet

Nice mug of coffee please and a round or two of toast and Marmite plez......ta......thinking about it..two rounds plez

Morning all mcPubster peeps and McPoptarts! Hope all your doos are foosing just grandly.

Large tea and ....ooh, two rounds of Marmite toast! PLEASE!

Morning hoots, dry here & the sun is trying to come out.
*points to outside*..........go on, you know the drill now! *clunk clatter*

Morning twass, my doos are doing just grand.
You can join hoots outside...........*clunk clatter*

Sits slurping and munching along with twass....


I wonder wots so orrible about Marmite that we has to sit out in the garden?

*mutters* what a bloomin' racket! It's like a chimps tea party.

It's just that SR is a weirdo and doesn't realise the black nectar is the stuff of the gods. She's a funny woman


We're outside, FGS! Put your earplugs in if you don't like it. Oh, and put some more toast on please

Morning

*sits quietly in corner reading The Tractor Times*

Good morning everyone.

Tea please with a lightly buttered fruit scone.

*SR's not the only one that can speak the local cat and dog languages ... goes off to chat with Gorbals and Parton regarding this week's dance schedule.*

* Sniggers *

You'll be oot on yer ear first on SCD, come saturday ED

Afternoon Ed, & all

Afternoon all

'Tis a lovely sunny day today.

Its' not very bright here.

I had ear plugs in! Don't tell me wot to do either!


You've got a nerve! You either cough up with yer outstanding bill or yer barred!

Don't be so ridiculous, Gorbals only speaks to me or chinny, & Parton doesn't speak, nor is she a dog!

That's a shame, it's really lovely here. Whereabouts are you? I'm in the Lothian's. *clunk*

Afternoon all peepsicles, new peeps, lurkers, sheep, cats, and oddballs like fb and Eddy.

Large pot of tea please and a lemon bun. Ta very muchly

I was only pointing out that I can speak both cat and dog. I also do fluent giraffe, hamster and squirrel. My knowledge of elephant is not too bad and I'm learning to speak the main dolphin language. In other words whatever you and Chin can do, I can do better.

Back to Gorbals and Parton, they inform me that they do not like you very much as you work them too hard and don't give them sufficient treats. Shame on you.

Tea please with a digestive.

Someone's not remembered their medication today ............................

*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*........

Is that right........*mutters* Bloomin' nutter!
I thought chinny was supposed to be yer friend!

Don't tell such fibs, Gorbals & Parton said no such thing! You need to get yer meds sorted.

So it would seem!