Okaaaaaaaaaay........a brand new innovation........HERE can't see it ever taking off.

PROOF for the doubters!

Cooooo .......can you imagine the furore when they release their new invention......queues of Apple Diehard's waiting in eager expectation and willing to pay a fortune to be amongst the first to purchase a paper bag...not any ole paper bag,but a Apple paper bag!!!! Blooming eejits!

Morning McScots and all the pubsters.....dull misty and orrible this morning..this time last week it was wall to wall sunshine


Nice cuppa and two slices of toast and marmalade plez..ta muchly

Morning all pubsteroonie peeps!!

More proof that Americans are barking. As if we needed any more proof

Large builders and a bacon roll for me, coffee and a bowl of cornflakes for mini twass please!

It'll be mayhem, people beating each other up in the queues......it's a disaster waiting to happen!

Morning hoots, been raining overnight but drying up now. *clunk clatter*

Morning twass.

Indeed, as if we were in any doubt before!

*clunk clunk clatter clatter splosh*

Thank you kindly.....very speedy service this morning

Ta ...slurps

Afternoon all.......lovely & sunny day here again.

*pours self large spritzer & puts feet up on the bar* Ahhhhhhhh bliss.

How very dare you! It's always speedy service in here!

Aye, when its me behind the bar !

Afternoon Sr, & all

Not working tomorrow or monday, but have tae work sat/sun !

Good evening.

Getting ready for Emmerdale, 2 episodes tonight.

*Locks Sleeps in cellar , grabs all remotes, grabs a few stellas, rings for Chinese.*

I've got The Snug booked for 'Strictly' tomorrow night Edward.

Can't wait to see Judge Rinder strut his stuff

Yer talking Balls, its really Ed yer looking forward tae seein'

Ed needs to shed a few kilo, that cummerbund above the trousers can only hide so much

Hi there Bob.

I'll be joining you! The drinks will be on me. Just charge my account.

Splendid. 👍
Sleeper'll be serving us popcorn, breadsticks & dips.

Crikey, not Strickly time of year AGAIN Never watched, never will

Evening all, two pints of elderflower cordial and ice please!

* Opens pub * Morning all

The smell aff gin in here, would kill a horse !

Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......tis a tad chilly this morning

Nice cuppa plez and a couple of rounds of the toast and Marmite plez....ta muchly

Morning all peepsic........*sniffs air* Did someone drop a bottle of Gordon's??

Morning Sleeps and everyone else, large tea please and a bowl of cornflakes with moo

*sneaks downstairs from attic*

Morning all.

*continues countdown*

So there you are.....and what were you doing up there?

Morning hoots *points to outside* Off you go then........*clunk clatter*

Morning twass. I'm not everyone else!
I think what you're smelling is embalming fluid.
*clunk clatter*

Ohhhhh, errrrrr, ummmmm, just examining the ceiling...........y'know............

No you haven't, stop fibbing. The snug is closed for the foreseeable future!


No you won't! You may use the beer garden for your ridiculous SCD, but bear in mind you DON'T have an account, you never have had an account, & never will!
You will of course be charged a fee for the use of the beer garden. Payable up front of course.

Morning All, don't mind me

*Slips into Snug, attaches sequinned drapes to walls, fixes huge glitterball to ceiling, wheels in hostess-trolley for staff to stock with 'nibbles'*

*Exits & roars off on Foggy Superbike*