*slam clatter*
It's manners to wait until yer offered some!

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Ooh ta muchly, both of you! Is it a slice of Scotchman's bum?

Grr! *Throws tantrum*


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Hope you enjoy it !



* Sticks a dummy in Chinnies gob *

My turn for the telly ....... End Aff !!

Evening All

*puts fingers in ears*

Pah! I've tinkerered with the TV so they don't pick up sports programmes! *clunk*


Cultural snob! *clunk*

Ta muchly. At least you've shurrup

*opens pub* Morning all

Morning Sr and peeps. Pint of Creme de Menthe ta.

Good moaning SR, chins, and all pubster peeps!! Pint of builders with a bacon sarny please

I frightened Sr off so yer'll have to serve yerself!

Couldn't you have mooned her AFTER I'd been served??

I like to make an impact when I arrive twassock.

Morning spotty chin *clunk*

Gud moaning to you too twass.........*tuts & mutters* want, want want! *clatter slam*

As if! (on both counts)

Well pardon me for being a loyal customer!!

Morning All

C'mon Scotland its about time we beat them Englishers @ Rugby !

I'm sure Sr, will put on a great spread if we do ?

Good morning.

Tea please with a croissant and some strawberry jam. And Ill have a slice of that cake I was denied by SR yesterday.

I'll let you off this time!

Morning Joe, I think this lot have fleeced me enough, they can bloomin' pay for their goods! I'm not running a charidee. *slam*

Morning Eddy

*clatter clunk* Oh wot a shame, all the cake has gone........ah well.

Moaning peeps *clunks* *clatters* Was that a pig I saw flying past?

Byeeeeeee peeps! Have a good day!

Hi guys.

Afternoon all

Afternoon RM, Sr, & all

Glad Scotty T won & not that other skank, Tiff * rolleyes *

CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Gemma Collins...............................davor...................Evicted (Know wot I mean babe)
HM.2#John Partridge................................Eddy....................Gorn off to further enhance his moustache
HM.3#Danniella Westbrook......................twass...................Gorn off to appear in another soap
HM.4#Christopher Maloney......................Sr.........................Kicked out for being a decent person
HM.5#Tiffany Pollard................................Eug......................Gorn back to the US of A
HM.6#Darren Day.....3RD PLACE..........Chin......................He turned it around
HM.7#Megan McKenna............................Sleeps..................Gorn off to take part in an Anger management programme
HM.8#Winston McKenzie.........................Parton...................Gorn off to perv to his heart's content
HM.9#David Gest.....................................kate......................Left due to health reasons
HM10#Scotty T..........WINNER!..............hooter...................Gone off to shag whoever he can
HM11#Kristina Rihanoff............................omg......................Danced off into the sunset
HM12#Jonathan Cheban.........................Gorbals.................Walked
HM13#Angie Bowie..................................halo Joe................Walked
HM14#Stephanie Davis 2ND PLACE.....daddy...................Lost for words
HM15#Jeremy McConnell.........................Flora.....................Gorn off to enjoy the life of a single guy again
HM16#Nancy Dell'Olio..............................bob.......................Evicted for not being chavvy enough