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Old 05-02-2016, 16:39
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Good afternoon.

Spam con carne please.



Birthday cakes are for sharing not for blooming sermons
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It's manners to wait until yer offered some!
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Old 05-02-2016, 16:41
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Old 05-02-2016, 17:13
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it was a tad windy this morning, then the ruddy rain came about 11ish !

Any * Clunks * required ? ....Och have wan anyways !
Afternoon all.....cake for everyone except Eddy & chinny.
Ooh ta muchly, both of you! Is it a slice of Scotchman's bum?
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Old 05-02-2016, 17:55
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Afternoon all.....cake for everyone except Eddy & chinny.

Grr! *Throws tantrum*


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Old 05-02-2016, 18:36
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Ooh ta muchly, both of you! Is it a slice of Scotchman's bum?
Hope you enjoy it !


* Sticks a dummy in Chinnies gob *

My turn for the telly ....... End Aff !!

Evening All
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Old 05-02-2016, 18:48
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*puts fingers in ears*
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Old 05-02-2016, 19:42
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Hope you enjoy it !




* Sticks a dummy in Chinnies gob *

My turn for the telly ....... End Aff !!

Evening All
Pah! I've tinkerered with the TV so they don't pick up sports programmes! *clunk*

*puts fingers in ears*
Cultural snob! *clunk*
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Old 05-02-2016, 19:53
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Ta muchly. At least you've shurrup
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Old 06-02-2016, 06:00
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 06-02-2016, 06:59
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Morning Sr and peeps. Pint of Creme de Menthe ta.
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:07
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Good moaning SR, chins, and all pubster peeps!! Pint of builders with a bacon sarny please
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:24
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Good moaning SR, chins, and all pubster peeps!! Pint of builders with a bacon sarny please
I frightened Sr off so yer'll have to serve yerself!
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:27
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I frightened Sr off so yer'll have to serve yerself!
Couldn't you have mooned her AFTER I'd been served??
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:33
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Couldn't you have mooned her AFTER I'd been served??

I like to make an impact when I arrive twassock.
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:45
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Morning Sr and peeps. Pint of Creme de Menthe ta.
Morning spotty chin *clunk*
Good moaning SR, chins, and all pubster peeps!! Pint of builders with a bacon sarny please
Gud moaning to you too twass.........*tuts & mutters* want, want want! *clatter slam*
I frightened Sr off so yer'll have to serve yerself!
As if! (on both counts)
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:51
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I like to make an impact when I arrive twassock.



Gud moaning to you too twass.........*tuts & mutters* want, want want! *clatter slam*
Well pardon me for being a loyal customer!!
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:55
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Morning All

C'mon Scotland its about time we beat them Englishers @ Rugby !

I'm sure Sr, will put on a great spread if we do ?
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Old 06-02-2016, 07:57
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Good morning.

Tea please with a croissant and some strawberry jam. And Ill have a slice of that cake I was denied by SR yesterday.
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Old 06-02-2016, 08:01
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Well pardon me for being a loyal customer!!
I'll let you off this time!
Morning All

C'mon Scotland its about time we beat them Englishers @ Rugby !

I'm sure Sr, will put on a great spread if we do ?
Morning Joe, I think this lot have fleeced me enough, they can bloomin' pay for their goods! I'm not running a charidee. *slam*
Good morning.

Tea please with a croissant and some strawberry jam. And Ill have a slice of that cake I was denied by SR yesterday.
Morning Eddy

*clatter clunk* Oh wot a shame, all the cake has gone........ah well.
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Old 06-02-2016, 08:37
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Morning All

C'mon Scotland its about time we beat them Englishers @ Rugby !

I'm sure Sr, will put on a great spread if we do ?
Good morning.

Tea please with a croissant and some strawberry jam. And Ill have a slice of that cake I was denied by SR yesterday.
Moaning peeps *clunks* *clatters* Was that a pig I saw flying past?
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Old 06-02-2016, 09:18
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Byeeeeeee peeps! Have a good day!
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Old 06-02-2016, 11:45
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Hi guys.
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Old 06-02-2016, 16:21
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Afternoon all
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Old 06-02-2016, 16:39
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Afternoon RM, Sr, & all

Glad Scotty T won & not that other skank, Tiff * rolleyes *
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Old 06-02-2016, 16:54
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CBB SWEEPSTAKE


HM.1#Gemma Collins...............................davor...................Evicted (Know wot I mean babe)
HM.2#John Partridge................................Eddy....................Gorn off to further enhance his moustache
HM.3#Danniella Westbrook......................twass...................Gorn off to appear in another soap
HM.4#Christopher Maloney......................Sr.........................Kicked out for being a decent person
HM.5#Tiffany Pollard................................Eug......................Gorn back to the US of A
HM.6#Darren Day.....3RD PLACE..........Chin......................He turned it around
HM.7#Megan McKenna............................Sleeps..................Gorn off to take part in an Anger management programme
HM.8#Winston McKenzie.........................Parton...................Gorn off to perv to his heart's content
HM.9#David Gest.....................................kate......................Left due to health reasons
HM10#Scotty T..........WINNER!..............hooter...................Gone off to shag whoever he can
HM11#Kristina Rihanoff............................omg......................Danced off into the sunset
HM12#Jonathan Cheban.........................Gorbals.................Walked
HM13#Angie Bowie..................................halo Joe................Walked
HM14#Stephanie Davis 2ND PLACE.....daddy...................Lost for words
HM15#Jeremy McConnell.........................Flora.....................Gorn off to enjoy the life of a single guy again
HM16#Nancy Dell'Olio..............................bob.......................Evicted for not being chavvy enough
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