ROLLEYES Stoooopid person, the snug is locked up, & impenetrable for the foreseeable future.
He really is as big a deluded eejit as Eddy the Crook is!

Er, ta muchly....I think!!


Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Och there was a spill earlier this morning......nothing to worry about.

Keep yer beak out!

Just like " Evil Genius " read yer reply tae them !

That's what happens when you make a complete assumption.

Good morning.

A gorgeously sunny autumn morning here, 15c already and not a cloud in sight.

Don't forget, Strictly Come Dancing starts tonight, 9pm on BBC1 with 6 of the 15 contestants performing. Party in the Pub for all those suitably dressed for the occasion and willing to share their best steps with the rest of us.

Morning Eddy, sunny here too.


OI! I decide whether it's party night or not!

If you had taken the time to read back you would have seen the conditions I have laid down! Post 6976 explains the conditions. Parton & Gorbals will NOT be participating!
*slam*

I did read back.

I just decided to ignore.

*Finds suitable 'Zorba the Greek' type music on mobile device, jumps on top of bar swiftly followed by 2 random volunteers, takes first steps ...*


*Rewards Parton and Gorbals with various delicious sweet fatty treats.*

overcast and cold brrrr
cup of tea and a bacon sandwich please
*finds comfy chair to read book in*

Afternoon planets, * Clunk *

Did you enjoy yer roast pork sandwich yesterday ?

Afternoon Sleeps!!

it was so delicious i think i had an out of body experience

Glad you enjoyed it !

I meant to say in that post

If you sleep in that chair for 6 hours, Sr will come in & white wash you !!

Crikey
perhaps if you give me a poke and a cup of tea every couple of hours if i drop off?

My shift finishes @ 13.00, & I'm going out for a spot of lunch,wiv mrsS ........... if you're still there when I come back, I'd be more then happy tae help you out !

Oh excellent thanks Sleeps. Hope you have a lovely lunch with Mrs Sleeps going anywhere nice?

Just a local pub, for steak pie, then some shopping for the van, working tomorrow

Have yer next drink on Eddy hes loaded * Clunk *

That sounds lovely enjoy enjoy! I'm very into meat at the moment

WHy thank you how very kind, cup of black coffee please and maybe a lemon cake thanks

Och let make it an Irish coffee, as I said hes loaded

You can have as much cake as you like in here, now that chinnie aint around, but He'll be back shortly, Sr keeps giving us the countdown till he returns ! .......... Sr really is a lost wee soul without her little sugar dumpling

Don't mind if I do cheers Sleeps!!

I wondered why all the food in the Silliness Thread wasn't being nicked all the time!
Chins must be starving not eating all our food.
Has SR been very upset without the sugar dumpling? Lots of tears and wailing?

The towels on the bar are wringing wet, with all her tears, thats why the tumble dryer on 24/7

Must dash .......... Byeeeeeeee planets

Nice chatting have a lovely lunch *settles down with book*

Afternoon planets! It's scorchio again here in Kent. Mini t and I have spent the morning in the garden, her in a bikini yes THAT hot!!

Anyone serving? Two lime and sodas with ice please!

oh my god!!it's hunky jumper weather up here
Sleeps has just gone off for lunch and i haven't seen anyone else around

That's par for the course I'm afraid! Just been out for the afternoon and everyone's in shorts and vests here.....and looking like a nice weekend to come as well. However you must be a good 200 miles north of me I think....if not more

Ermmmmm , have a wee look at one of my posts, it says my shift was over at 13.00 lady

It was shorts & tee-shirt this morning, while walking the dog, but its getting cold now & its to be rainning all weekend, & this is our last holidee weekend before the ( C) word intae the bargain !!

Afternoon Twass, & all