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More like 450 miles , just found a cracking * rolleyes *

temperature has dropped orf and I have been tempted to put the heating on for an hour

nice cuppa plez.......ta

Not had it on yet myself, but the wifes started tae put an extra jumper on at night, while watching the telly !

Evening hoots * Clunk *

I`ll turn it off soon..but it`s chilly

any chance of another cuppa?

Course there is * Clunk *

Good evening all.

A stella please.

*Puts on new dancing shoes.*

Evening all peeps, cooler this evening but not chilly ..... enjoy your dancing show those who watch!

Two large rose wines please

Hi there. You're not a fan of the dancing show?

Is that second glass of rose wine for me? It's just that I'd prefer a stella if you're buying.

No, it's for my daughter and neither of us has EVER watched Strickly! I'll get your Stella so long as you get me a G&T over the weekend

It's a deal. Hope you have a lovely weekend.

BLATENT PLUG ALERT, BLATENT PLUG ALERT!

8 days until my Go Sober for October campaign starts, so if you can, please, help out a good cause, every penny is appreciated.

https://www.gosober.org.uk/users/barry-wilson

It was the spangly shirt, when my ray bands went on !

I've seen Bears in chains, dance better than that numpty

* Opens pub *

Morning all

Bingo & gin twice a week now, * Tut tut * rolleyes *

Morning all parpsicles, poptarts, lurkers, goblins, animals, villagers with pitchforks and other ne'erdowells. Large mug of tea and two disgestive biskwits please. What a beautiful morning!!

Good morning.

A sunny morning here and quite mild, 15c at present but rising.

Just waiting for a Tesco delivery. I needed lots of heavy and bulky shopping this week which I just couldn't be bothered to negotiate and carry home myself.

Tea please and a large gin and tonic for twassington.


Are you watching? Judge Rinder was hilarious but a lot better than I thought. I loved Leslie Joseph.

PS - You'll find SR slumped in a comotosed heap in the Gents urinals. I have no idea what she was doing there. I suggest you throw a blanket over her.

*emerges from the attic where all sorts of muffled noises, bangs, clangs etc could be heard*

Morning all

*continues the countdown*

Morning Joe
Well you need to stop doing it!

Morming twass *clunk clatter*

Morning Eddy

What are you on about you great eejit! I would never ever go in the gents!
*clunk clunk* you need to settle yer illicit bill from yesterday! Cough up now *taps foot impatiently*

Hi SR.


Well, it certainly looked liked you slumped in that heap in the Gents. I'm a 'live and let live' sort of man so I don't like asking questions but I would strongly urge you to cut down on the gin and stuff.

I always pay my bills, even your rather inflated and unreasonable ones.

Maybe you need to go to Specsavers.
Hah! You a live & let live.....right then.

You have several bills to pay, starting HERE.....& HERE.....*holds out hand for payment*

Afternoon all.

Chinny said to say hi to you all, & thanks for all your good wishes.

*waves back to chin* Hurry back, chinalot!!

Afternoon SR and all other peeps. We've been to the seaside for the day making the most of the glorious weather. Baking sun!! Perfect A jug of Pimms and two glasses please!

Good evening.

Gorgeous day, endless hot sunshine.

An ice cream soda please.


Great to hear from Chin. Please return my best wishes. Gorbals, Parton and I are going to do a lovely special line dancefor him upon his return but he will have to give us presents from his holiday first.

* Opens pub *

Looks like the cats out the bag ??

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You'll be a hard act tae fallow, but I'm sure I'll manage !

Morrning Sr, & all

Third day this week I've had tae open this gaff, that asda gin must be good !

*emerges from attic*

Morning all

I'm beginning tae get worried about you