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Old 25-09-2016, 07:26
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Good evening.

Gorgeous day, endless hot sunshine.

An ice cream soda please.



Great to hear from Chin. Please return my best wishes. Gorbals, Parton and I are going to do a lovely special line dancefor him upon his return but he will have to give us presents from his holiday first.
I shall indeed pass on all your good wishes.
Chinny isn't impressed by the news of your abuse to poor Gorbals & Parton. They are both traumatised by the whole malarkey!
* Opens pub *

Looks like the cats out the bag ??

https://www.timeanddate.com/countdow...t&font=cursive

You'll be a hard act tae fallow, but I'm sure I'll manage !

Morrning Sr, & all

Third day this week I've had tae open this gaff, that asda gin must be good !
You never mentioned you were retiring. Don't be thinking yer getting a pension from me!
No-one asked you to open up, in actual fact I was upstairs in the attic.
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Old 25-09-2016, 07:28
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I'm beginning tae get worried about you
Why?
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Old 25-09-2016, 07:54
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Morning all peepsicles, workers, landladies, conspiracy theorists, punters, lurkers and animals

Last day of mini-twass little holiday......we've had amazing weather! Two coffees and two bowls of the cereal du jour please
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Old 25-09-2016, 09:03
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Morning all peepsicles, workers, landladies, conspiracy theorists, punters, lurkers and animals

Last day of mini-twass little holiday......we've had amazing weather! Two coffees and two bowls of the cereal du jour please
Morning twass, s'alright for some!

*clunk clunk clatter clatter splosh splosh* milk is of course extra!
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Old 25-09-2016, 10:52
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Morning twass, s'alright for some!

*clunk clunk clatter clatter splosh splosh* milk is of course extra!
*sigh* It generally is Ta muchly!

I'm wondering just how long this Indian summer is going to last! You'd expect it to be cooler at the coast, but the past few days it's been baking even right on the beach. It was too hot to sit in in my back garden Very warm and bright again today! I'm so glad I didn't pack the summer things away and drag out the woollies
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Old 25-09-2016, 10:57
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Good morning everyone.

A lot cooler today but the sun is shining so I'm happy.

My niece got engaged last week so there's a small lunch party later which I'm looking forward to.

Chinny isn't impressed by the news of your abuse to poor Gorbals & Parton. They are both traumatised by the whole malarkey!
Maybe if you stopped filling Chin's head with your nonsence he would feel differently. All he has to do is ask Gorbals and Parton. Before you know it Chin will want to join my dance group (fee payable).
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Old 25-09-2016, 11:07
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My niece got engaged last week so there's a small lunch party later which I'm looking forward to.
will want to join my dance group (fee payable).
I hope Katie enjoys the Bbq

I'd Flatley refuse tae pay for that !
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Old 25-09-2016, 11:20
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Congratulations to your niece and her other half Eddy!
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Old 25-09-2016, 19:28
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Evening all

It'll be the vending machines till the morning, I'm going the other side aff the bar tae night !
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Old 25-09-2016, 22:06
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Good evening all.

Evening all

It'll be the vending machines till the morning, I'm going the other side aff the bar tae night !
I can't remember the last time you served a customer.
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Old 25-09-2016, 22:11
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Good evening all.

I can't remember the last time you served a customer.
Is that right ? ........ Fires leftover kebab @ EDS * Fat napper * Enjoy yer late night snack
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Old 25-09-2016, 22:15
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Is that right ? ........ Fires leftover kebab @ EDS * Fat napper * Enjoy yer late night snack
...

*Writes letter of complaint to the SR person.*
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Old 25-09-2016, 22:16
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Drink Or drugs ?

Nice edit fella !!
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Old 25-09-2016, 22:20
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i'd like some drugs please barman.
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Old 25-09-2016, 22:24
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i'd like some drugs please.
Good evening planets.

Drink Or drugs ?

Nice edit fella !!
Chin will be back soon and you will be sacked.
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Old 25-09-2016, 22:29
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Good evening planets.

Chin will be back soon and you will be sacked.
Good evening Eddy, hope you've had a lovely weekend.

*must remind Twass to reactivate the Chinsproof safe*
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Old 26-09-2016, 05:42
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*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*...........
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Old 26-09-2016, 06:14
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*sigh* It generally is Ta muchly!

I'm wondering just how long this Indian summer is going to last! You'd expect it to be cooler at the coast, but the past few days it's been baking even right on the beach. It was too hot to sit in in my back garden Very warm and bright again today! I'm so glad I didn't pack the summer things away and drag out the woollies

I'm soooooooooo pleased for you!
Good morning everyone.

A lot cooler today but the sun is shining so I'm happy.

My niece got engaged last week so there's a small lunch party later which I'm looking forward to.



Maybe if you stopped filling Chin's head with your nonsence he would feel differently. All he has to do is ask Gorbals and Parton. Before you know it Chin will want to join my dance group (fee payable).
Congratulations to your niece & new fiancé.


How very dare you! You are the one who seems to be on another planet & thinks you can talk to the animals. Dr Dolittle you ain't!
As if chinny would be joining your mad dance troupe, & more so if he's expected to pay for it!
Muppet!
...

*Writes letter of complaint to the SR person.*
*bins mad rambling letter of complaint*
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Old 26-09-2016, 06:16
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i'd like some drugs please barman.

How very dare you! This is a respectable joint, & drugs are not allowed on the premises!
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Old 26-09-2016, 06:29
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*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*...........
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......feel a bit better this morning so that's good. Hope all in the Pub are well and chirpy this morning..

Nice cuppa plez and a couple of rounds of toast plez..ta muchly


Orf to sort out the cats.....they is gnawing the bedside cabinet so I reckons they is hungry
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Old 26-09-2016, 06:42
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......feel a bit better this morning so that's good. Hope all in the Pub are well and chirpy this morning..

Nice cuppa plez and a couple of rounds of toast plez..ta muchly


Orf to sort out the cats.....they is gnawing the bedside cabinet so I reckons they is hungry
Morning hoots, that's good to hear.

*clunk clatter*

Maybe they're sharpening up their fangs to sink into an unsuspecting leg sometime today!
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Old 26-09-2016, 07:05
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Morning all peepsicles, drug dealers, chancers, con-personages, gnawing cats, absent pub staff and other ne-erdowells

Monday morning again The weeks seem to whip past at warp speed......large tea and a fried egg on toast please
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Old 26-09-2016, 07:56
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Morning all peepsicles, drug dealers, chancers, con-personages, gnawing cats, absent pub staff and other ne-erdowells

Monday morning again The weeks seem to whip past at warp speed......large tea and a fried egg on toast please
Morning twass, almost October.......what the hell is going on!

*clunk clatter*
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Old 26-09-2016, 08:19
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Morning twass, almost October.......what the hell is going on!

*clunk clatter*
They say time flies when you're having fun

Ta muchly. *sluurrrp, chomp*
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Old 26-09-2016, 14:28
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Afternoon everyone cup of tea and bacon sandwich please *bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
It's turned from thin jumper and cardy weather to big thick i'm-going-to-discover-the-antarctic type jumpers over the weekend.


How very dare you! This is a respectable joint, & drugs are not allowed on the premises!
i was offered by your staff

If you don't want them sold take them off the menu
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