I shall indeed pass on all your good wishes.
Chinny isn't impressed by the news of your abuse to poor Gorbals & Parton. They are both traumatised by the whole malarkey!

You never mentioned you were retiring. Don't be thinking yer getting a pension from me!
No-one asked you to open up, in actual fact I was upstairs in the attic.

Why?

Morning all peepsicles, workers, landladies, conspiracy theorists, punters, lurkers and animals

Last day of mini-twass little holiday......we've had amazing weather! Two coffees and two bowls of the cereal du jour please

Morning twass, s'alright for some!

*clunk clunk clatter clatter splosh splosh* milk is of course extra!

*sigh* It generally is Ta muchly!

I'm wondering just how long this Indian summer is going to last! You'd expect it to be cooler at the coast, but the past few days it's been baking even right on the beach. It was too hot to sit in in my back garden Very warm and bright again today! I'm so glad I didn't pack the summer things away and drag out the woollies

Good morning everyone.

A lot cooler today but the sun is shining so I'm happy.

My niece got engaged last week so there's a small lunch party later which I'm looking forward to.


Maybe if you stopped filling Chin's head with your nonsence he would feel differently. All he has to do is ask Gorbals and Parton. Before you know it Chin will want to join my dance group (fee payable).

I hope Katie enjoys the Bbq

I'd Flatley refuse tae pay for that !

Congratulations to your niece and her other half Eddy!

Evening all

It'll be the vending machines till the morning, I'm going the other side aff the bar tae night !

Good evening all.


I can't remember the last time you served a customer.

Is that right ? ........ Fires leftover kebab @ EDS * Fat napper * Enjoy yer late night snack

...

*Writes letter of complaint to the SR person.*

Drink Or drugs ?

Nice edit fella !!

i'd like some drugs please barman.

Good evening planets.


Chin will be back soon and you will be sacked.

Good evening Eddy, hope you've had a lovely weekend.

*must remind Twass to reactivate the Chinsproof safe*

*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*...........

I'm soooooooooo pleased for you!

Congratulations to your niece & new fiancé.


How very dare you! You are the one who seems to be on another planet & thinks you can talk to the animals. Dr Dolittle you ain't!
As if chinny would be joining your mad dance troupe, & more so if he's expected to pay for it!
Muppet!

*bins mad rambling letter of complaint*

How very dare you! This is a respectable joint, & drugs are not allowed on the premises!

Morning McScots and all the pubsters.......feel a bit better this morning so that's good. Hope all in the Pub are well and chirpy this morning..

Nice cuppa plez and a couple of rounds of toast plez..ta muchly


Orf to sort out the cats.....they is gnawing the bedside cabinet so I reckons they is hungry

Morning hoots, that's good to hear.

*clunk clatter*

Maybe they're sharpening up their fangs to sink into an unsuspecting leg sometime today!

Morning all peepsicles, drug dealers, chancers, con-personages, gnawing cats, absent pub staff and other ne-erdowells

Monday morning again The weeks seem to whip past at warp speed......large tea and a fried egg on toast please

Morning twass, almost October.......what the hell is going on!

*clunk clatter*

They say time flies when you're having fun

Ta muchly. *sluurrrp, chomp*

Afternoon everyone cup of tea and bacon sandwich please *bbbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr*
It's turned from thin jumper and cardy weather to big thick i'm-going-to-discover-the-antarctic type jumpers over the weekend.


i was offered by your staff


If you don't want them sold take them off the menu