Afternoon planets! Still sultry thin t shirt and possibly a thin cardy by the evening weather here in the far south. I've not worn socks since the end of April!

Cup of tea please and a wodge of fruit cake.

* Wodges fruit cake side ways intae Twasslers gob *

That'll teach ya fer nicking all the sunshine, its been a monsoon day here all day, & its or last holiday monday

Afternoon Twass, planets, & all

* Clunk *

Afternoon Twass and Sleeps it's blooming freezing here....fruit cake sounds nice i'll have one too Sleeps and another cup of tea oh and have something yourself.

Yer a mega planet for that, I'll take a £20 out the till for my spending money for my holideeeeee, Cos I'll not get any bonus of Sr

* Clunk *

So they say. I beg to differ!

You didn't need to take up his illicit offer!

They aren't on the bleedin' menu!

Shurrup!

I want a word with you! How very dare you offer drugs to punters!
*boxes Joe's ears*



Afternoon all.

Going for my B12 soon.

You needn't bother dipping the till, thievin' git!

Excuse me, cos eddy came in with his face all red, I was merely asking him if it was drink or drugs that done it tae him, K

Wot yer B12 when its at hame ??

Afternoon Sr * Clunk *

Thought I'd save you from giving me my bonus after my holideeeeeees like you always do

Good afternoon.

Another gorgeously sunny day here, 17c and a lovely breeze.

The only thing that spoils it for me is the though that I have dear friends out there that are not enjoying such fine weather.

Mmmfle mmmph omph nomphle mmf!


I hope all goes well with that


Yes, what a shame it is they can't join in our enjoyment of this amazing weather

So what was THIS about? *taps foot menacingly*

For pernicious anaemia, I get a jab every 3 months.

Cheers Big Ears.

Since when did you just help yerself!

Bugger off ya lyin' wee toad!

And you as well!

Another pot of your lovely tea please SR and a chicken salad sandwich. Ta muchly

Good evening everyone.

A large G&T please.

*Grabs all remotes, orders Chinese with extra sweet and sour chicken balls for good friends, Gorbals and Parton.*

* Locks Eddy in the gents * ......... Haha no farm show & no Chinese fer you fella ! * Sniggers *

can i have the sweet and sour Sleeps?

Can I have the rest of the Chinese if planets has the sweet and sour?

there doesn't seem to be anyone about Twass probably best we eat it rather than it get cold and go to waste

Good plan. *whips chopsticks out* Ooh, special fried rice, prawn crackers, chicken chop suey and crispy beef And Singapore noodles! Are there any prawn toasts?

Hope you both enjoy ladys, Eddy could do with losing a few pounds !

Very true Sleeps, he's been looking very portly of late. We're doing him a big favour

Thanks Sleeps!!

Oooo prawn toasts i love them!! I've been craving chinese so the timing is perfect!

*Sneers*

Why did you lock SR's favourite hat stand in the Gents? What silly billy thing to do.

*Puts Sleeps in the wheelie bin. Takes delivery of Chinese.*

*Thumps twassington and planets on way to the snug with good friends, Gorbals and Parton.*

Quiet please, Emmerdale is about to start. Can someone fetch me another G&T and some iced lemon water for my friend? Hurry up.

*munch munch.....GULP* That was delicious. All gone


You must be a bit deluded Eddy, we've eaten all the Chinese.....and why were you thumping those two big cactus plants by the ladies? Your hands will be full of thorns now Perhaps you need to go to SpecSavers!

I'm very sorry but that wasn't my Chinese you tucked into. Have you heard of immodium? I'd get some in if I were you.

Now ssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm watching Emmerdale.

I have heard of Immodium but I'm leaving it for you, we ate the nice fresh hot Chinese and you've got a bag of yesterday's leavings that have been festering in the bin since last night.

*puts very loud rock music on the jukebox*