*opens pub* Morning all 
*continues countdown*..............
*continues countdown*..............
The Pub (Part 48)
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Good morning McScots......tis a tad chilly here
Lovely cuppa plez..ta muchly
Wots the countdown for?
Lovely cuppa plez..ta muchly
Wots the countdown for?
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Good morning McScots......tis a tad chilly here
Lovely cuppa plez..ta muchly
Wots the countdown for?”
“Good morning McScots......tis a tad chilly here
Lovely cuppa plez..ta muchly
Wots the countdown for?
”
Morning hoots *clunk*
If I told you, I'd have to kill you afterwards.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“McMorning all mcPubsters, I'll join hoots in a cuppa tea if there's room for two of us”
“McMorning all mcPubsters, I'll join hoots in a cuppa tea if there's room for two of us
”
Morning twass *clunk*
You're very lucky you & planets aren't on the shoogly nail this morning!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning hoots *clunk*
If I told you, I'd have to kill you afterwards.
Morning twass *clunk*
You're very lucky you & planets aren't on the shoogly nail this morning!”
“Morning hoots *clunk*
If I told you, I'd have to kill you afterwards.
Morning twass *clunk*
You're very lucky you & planets aren't on the shoogly nail this morning!
”
Ta muchly! *slurrrrrrp*
I think Eddy might still be in the gents. Immodium isn't always strong enough
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
Ta muchly! *slurrrrrrp*
I think Eddy might still be in the gents. Immodium isn't always strong enough”
“
Ta muchly! *slurrrrrrp*
I think Eddy might still be in the gents. Immodium isn't always strong enough
”
Best place for him, greedy selfish, animal abusing hog! Chinny isn't impressed with his animal abuse, & Parton & Gorbals are traumatised!
Good morning everyone.
Tea please and hurry up. Thank you.
Hi there hooter.
It's a countdown to the day my builders, painters and so on start work on converting the snug into 'Eddy's Ye Olde Tea Shoppe For Gentlefolk.' Chin and SR will be making a tidy profit from my investment.
Tea please and hurry up. Thank you.
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Good morning McScots......tis a tad chilly here
Lovely cuppa plez..ta muchly
Wots the countdown for?^_^”
“Good morning McScots......tis a tad chilly here
Lovely cuppa plez..ta muchly
Wots the countdown for?^_^”
Hi there hooter.
It's a countdown to the day my builders, painters and so on start work on converting the snug into 'Eddy's Ye Olde Tea Shoppe For Gentlefolk.' Chin and SR will be making a tidy profit from my investment.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Best place for him, greedy selfish, animal abusing hog! Chinny isn't impressed with his animal abuse, & Parton & Gorbals are traumatised!”
“Best place for him, greedy selfish, animal abusing hog! Chinny isn't impressed with his animal abuse, & Parton & Gorbals are traumatised!
”
Gorbals and Parton are very happy.
They volunteer to join me on the dance floor, something that is quite normal for many pets. It's fun for them and they always enjoy the treats that i give them. You should have seen just how much they enjoyed scoffing those delicious sweet and sour chicken balls last night!
They reminded me of the way you look when opening up a fresh bottle of gin.
Afternoon folks.
So, Liberation Frequency is back tonight at 6pm. www.novaradio.co.uk
Please join us, or I'll cry.
So, Liberation Frequency is back tonight at 6pm. www.novaradio.co.uk
Please join us, or I'll cry.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please and hurry up. Thank you.
Hi there hooter.
It's a countdown to the day my builders, painters and so on start work on converting the snug into 'Eddy's Ye Olde Tea Shoppe For Gentlefolk.' Chin and SR will be making a tidy profit from my investment.”
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please and hurry up. Thank you.
Hi there hooter.
It's a countdown to the day my builders, painters and so on start work on converting the snug into 'Eddy's Ye Olde Tea Shoppe For Gentlefolk.' Chin and SR will be making a tidy profit from my investment.”
In yer dreams, buster! Still I suppose it's a harmless fantasy for you to indulge in, seeing as it's never ever ever gonna happen!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Gorbals and Parton are very happy. They volunteer to join me on the dance floor, something that is quite normal for many pets. It's fun for them and they always enjoy the treats that i give them.
You should have seen just how much they enjoyed scoffing those delicious sweet and sour chicken balls last night! They reminded me of the way you look when opening up a fresh bottle of gin.”
“Gorbals and Parton are very happy.
They volunteer to join me on the dance floor, something that is quite normal for many pets. It's fun for them and they always enjoy the treats that i give them. You should have seen just how much they enjoyed scoffing those delicious sweet and sour chicken balls last night!
They reminded me of the way you look when opening up a fresh bottle of gin.”
No they aren't happy, they don't like junk food & certainly have no desire to become porkers! If you continue to feed them rubbish you'll be cleaning up after them!
You are really pushing yer luck!
Afternoon all
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Afternoon folks.
So, Liberation Frequency is back tonight at 6pm. www.novaradio.co.uk
Please join us, or I'll cry.”
“Afternoon folks.
So, Liberation Frequency is back tonight at 6pm. www.novaradio.co.uk
Please join us, or I'll cry.”
Hopefully this week I will FINALLY catch you!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Afternoon all
May I have an orange juice.”
“Afternoon all
May I have an orange juice.”
Afternoon eug, you may, seeing as you asked so nicely.
*clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Hopefully this week I will FINALLY catch you!”
“Hopefully this week I will FINALLY catch you!
”
*tuts* & a good afternoon to you too!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Afternoon eug, you may, seeing as you asked so nicely. *clunk*
*tuts* & a good afternoon to you too!”
“Afternoon eug, you may, seeing as you asked so nicely.
*clunk**tuts* & a good afternoon to you too!
”
Afternoon all pubster peeps! Pot of tea please and a currant bun
Originally Posted by twassington:
“ Afternoon all pubster peeps! Pot of tea please and a currant bun ”
“
Afternoon all pubster peeps! Pot of tea please and a currant bun ”
Harumph!
*clunk clatter*
Chinny says hi.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Harumph!
*clunk clatter*
Chinny says hi.”
“Harumph!
*clunk clatter*
Chinny says hi.
”
Ta very muchly.
*waves* back to chinnock
I'm making a sardine and onion tart.....most lush but the cottage reeks of onions and sardines. Funny that
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta very muchly.
*waves* back to chinnock
I'm making a sardine and onion tart.....most lush but the cottage reeks of onions and sardines. Funny that”
“Ta very muchly.
*waves* back to chinnock
I'm making a sardine and onion tart.....most lush but the cottage reeks of onions and sardines. Funny that
”
Ewwwwwwwwww gross! *boaks*
I've just made a load of curry & a casserole of chicken & sausage for the freezer.
O
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Ewwwwwwwwww gross! *boaks*
I've just made a load of curry & a casserole of chicken & sausage for the freezer.
O
”
“
Ewwwwwwwwww gross! *boaks*
I've just made a load of curry & a casserole of chicken & sausage for the freezer.
O
”
I'll have you know they're very nice! Sort of like a cheesy sardine quiche with rather more onion than you'd normally expect
You've been very industrious.....winter rations?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Ta very muchly.
*waves* back to chinnock
I'm making a sardine and onion tart.....most lush but the cottage reeks of onions and sardines. Funny that”
“Ta very muchly.
*waves* back to chinnock
I'm making a sardine and onion tart.....most lush but the cottage reeks of onions and sardines. Funny that
”
*double boak*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*double boak*”
“*double boak*
”
thrice boak.....
sheesh, that`s some strange combo
Good evening everyone.
A stella please. with a complimentary bag of roasted mixed nuts.
I have Chin's full backing for the tea shop. In return I will be investing in his plans for a largish Pub extension into the back garden where he plans to open a laundrette/dry cleaners.
In other words you have been out voted.
*Grabs all remotes.*
A stella please. with a complimentary bag of roasted mixed nuts.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“In yer dreams, buster! Still I suppose it's a harmless fantasy for you to indulge in, seeing as it's never ever ever gonna happen!”
“In yer dreams, buster! Still I suppose it's a harmless fantasy for you to indulge in, seeing as it's never ever ever gonna happen!
”
I have Chin's full backing for the tea shop. In return I will be investing in his plans for a largish Pub extension into the back garden where he plans to open a laundrette/dry cleaners.
In other words you have been out voted.
*Grabs all remotes.*
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