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*opens pub* Morning all
![]() *continues countdown*............ ![]() *checks CCTV*........ |
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#7152 |
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Good evening everyone.
Very sad episode of Emmerdale tonight. *Goes behind bar and helps self to a double treble Napoleon brandy.* I know it's what SR would want me to do at this awful time. ![]() ![]() Listen you wee scrote, YOU DO NOT, under any circumstances, help yerself to anything on these premises without my permission! It's not real life you great eejit, it's a bleedin' soap! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy* Quote:
It would need to be something like an alien spacecraft landing and exterminating the entire cast for SR to let you off nicking all that booze!!
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Hi there twassington.
SR owes me. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think so, mister! Quote:
What for?
I'll have a G&T please while you're at the bar ![]() Why are you encouraging him........cough up for the booze! Quote:
Same as wot twass is having...ta !and fanks
Tis chilly tonight ![]() And you can cough up for yer stolen booze!
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#7153 |
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.................chilly this morning
Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.................chilly this morning
Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity ![]() The fact remains you hoped to gain from Eddy the Crook's misdemeanour's, so you have to cough up anyway!
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Coughs up the entire contents of me purse..loll . Will that do?
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Coughs up the entire contents of me purse..loll . Will that do?
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Morning all peepsicles, shysters, ne'erdowells, vagabonds, petty criminals and assorted animals
![]() *tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!! Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out* |
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Good afternoon you lot. ![]() It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c. ![]() Quote:
Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
![]() ![]() I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR. ![]() ![]()
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![]() ![]() I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR. ![]() ![]() ![]()
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’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
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’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
![]() ![]() You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate! That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I ![]()
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’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
![]() You have been missed.
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Yippee!
![]() You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate! That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I ![]() ![]() Quote:
Welcome back Gemo.
You have been missed. ![]() |
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Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too. ![]()
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Morning all peepsicles, shysters, ne'erdowells, vagabonds, petty criminals and assorted animals
*tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!! Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out* You know it makes sense. ![]() Quote:
Good afternoon you lot.
![]() It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c. I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR. ![]() ![]() ![]() You lying wee toad! Cough up with yer payment..........if you don't, you don't get served! Quote:
’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
Hurrah, welcome back, you';ve been very much missed. MwahhhhhQuote:
Yippee! You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate!
That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I ![]() You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me! Quote:
Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too. Afternoon all.
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You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me! ![]() ![]() Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. What a sunny and lovely day it is! I've hoovered all the spider webs off the cottage and washed the downstairs windows inside and out. Not owning a ladder, upstairs will have to rely on eco wash [rain]
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I forget you no longer do the book of faces
![]() ![]() Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. What a sunny and lovely day it is! I've hoovered all the spider webs off the cottage and washed the downstairs windows inside and out. Not owning a ladder, upstairs will have to rely on eco wash [rain] ![]() It's been like the monsoon season here today, the rain was absolutely lashing down earlier. The sun is out now but more rain is on the way I think.
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Harumph!
It's been like the monsoon season here today, the rain was absolutely lashing down earlier. The sun is out now but more rain is on the way I think. ![]() ![]() Pot of tea please and a crumpet with raspberry jam! |
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*clinks glasses* Here's to long life and good vision
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I would need to be stark raving mad to do that!
You know it makes sense. ![]() ![]() ![]() You lying wee toad! Cough up with yer payment..........if you don't, you don't get served! Hurrah, welcome back, you';ve been very much missed. Mwahhhhh You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me! ..........and we've very much missed you. Have a drink on the house *clunk* Afternoon all. ![]() … and I got a new washing machne today. My other one broke yesterday and the new ne was delivered and fitted this morning and the old one taken away.
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This whole year seems to be on warp speed!! Are you walking fine on it now?
October tomorrow. Eek
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I've got a limp, but I think I'll have that from now on. Apart from that, I'm moving fine.
October tomorrow. Eek ![]() I will always have a slight limp I think, there's only so much improvement I'll ever get with my foot
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*sits quietly in corner with a dark rum & cola*
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*opens pub* Morning all
![]() *continues countdown*.............. ![]() White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
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Good morning you lot.
![]() *Leaves wad of notes on the bar.* ![]() Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side. ![]() October 1st already. Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today?
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Good morning you lot.
![]() *Leaves wad of notes on the bar.* ![]() Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side. ![]() October 1st already. Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today? ![]() ![]() Thank you, handed over as graciously as ever. ![]() *clatter clunk clatter* ![]() No there isn't! I'm not running a charidee.
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