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Old 30-09-2016, 05:40
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*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*............

*checks CCTV*........
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Old 30-09-2016, 06:07
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Good evening everyone.

Very sad episode of Emmerdale tonight.

*Goes behind bar and helps self to a double treble Napoleon brandy.*

I know it's what SR would want me to do at this awful time.

Listen you wee scrote, YOU DO NOT, under any circumstances, help yerself to anything on these premises without my permission!
It's not real life you great eejit, it's a bleedin' soap! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy*
It would need to be something like an alien spacecraft landing and exterminating the entire cast for SR to let you off nicking all that booze!!
Indeed so!
Hi there twassington.



SR owes me.

I don't think so, mister!
What for?

I'll have a G&T please while you're at the bar
In his wee deluded mind!

Why are you encouraging him........cough up for the booze!
Same as wot twass is having...ta !and fanks


Tis chilly tonight
And you can cough up for yer stolen booze!
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Old 30-09-2016, 07:14
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.................chilly this morning

Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo
slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity
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Old 30-09-2016, 07:16
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters.................chilly this morning

Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo
slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity
Morning hoots, it's a tad damp here but at least the gales have died down!

The fact remains you hoped to gain from Eddy the Crook's misdemeanour's, so you have to cough up anyway!
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Old 30-09-2016, 07:37
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Coughs up the entire contents of me purse..loll . Will that do?
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Old 30-09-2016, 07:39
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Coughs up the entire contents of me purse..loll . Will that do?
It's a start.........however you're still paying off yer illicit board from several months back, you need to up yer payments!
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Old 30-09-2016, 07:49
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Morning all peepsicles, shysters, ne'erdowells, vagabonds, petty criminals and assorted animals

*tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!

Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out*
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Old 30-09-2016, 13:20
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Good afternoon you lot.

It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c.

Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR.
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Old 30-09-2016, 13:29
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I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR.
Your capacity for untruths is only surpassed by the monumental cheek of your self entitlement!
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Old 30-09-2016, 13:30
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’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
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Old 30-09-2016, 13:34
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’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
Yippee! You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate!

That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I
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Old 30-09-2016, 13:58
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’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
Welcome back Gemo. You have been missed.
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Old 30-09-2016, 14:12
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Yippee! You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate!

That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I
Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.

Welcome back Gemo. You have been missed.
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.
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Old 30-09-2016, 14:28
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Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.



Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.
*clinks glasses* Here's to long life and good vision
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Old 30-09-2016, 15:24
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Morning all peepsicles, shysters, ne'erdowells, vagabonds, petty criminals and assorted animals

*tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!

Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out*
I would need to be stark raving mad to do that!
You know it makes sense.
Good afternoon you lot.

It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c.



I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR.

You lying wee toad! Cough up with yer payment..........if you don't, you don't get served!

’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
Hurrah, welcome back, you';ve been very much missed. Mwahhhhh
Yippee! You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate!

That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I
You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me!
Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.



Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.
..........and we've very much missed you. Have a drink on the house *clunk*

Afternoon all.
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Old 30-09-2016, 15:52
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You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me!

I forget you no longer do the book of faces

Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. What a sunny and lovely day it is! I've hoovered all the spider webs off the cottage and washed the downstairs windows inside and out. Not owning a ladder, upstairs will have to rely on eco wash [rain]
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Old 30-09-2016, 16:09
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I forget you no longer do the book of faces

Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. What a sunny and lovely day it is! I've hoovered all the spider webs off the cottage and washed the downstairs windows inside and out. Not owning a ladder, upstairs will have to rely on eco wash [rain]
Harumph!

It's been like the monsoon season here today, the rain was absolutely lashing down earlier. The sun is out now but more rain is on the way I think.
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Old 30-09-2016, 16:16
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Harumph!

It's been like the monsoon season here today, the rain was absolutely lashing down earlier. The sun is out now but more rain is on the way I think.
Dear me.....I think we are in for the rain tomorrow. I'll be orf on my travels again, first to Hertfordshire and off to see a show tomorrow night, then to the grandkids, then to youngest daughter, then a gig Tuesday night in town, then home next Wednesday. It's all go

Pot of tea please and a crumpet with raspberry jam!
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Old 30-09-2016, 16:58
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*clinks glasses* Here's to long life and good vision
*clink* Cheers.

I would need to be stark raving mad to do that!
You know it makes sense.


You lying wee toad! Cough up with yer payment..........if you don't, you don't get served!


Hurrah, welcome back, you';ve been very much missed. Mwahhhhh

You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me!


..........and we've very much missed you. Have a drink on the house *clunk*

Afternoon all.
Mwaaaaah. Edinburgh Eye Pavillion and my surgeon have been amazing. My appointment to have he cataract’s progression reviewed was in October but when it was clear it had become very bad very quickly Mr G contacted the surgeon and in just over three weeks after that initial contact I had had my procedure. I also had to see my local Dr for some tests and I have been put on beta-blockers for my BP and feel great.


… and I got a new washing machne today. My other one broke yesterday and the new ne was delivered and fitted this morning and the old one taken away.
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Old 30-09-2016, 17:47
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This whole year seems to be on warp speed!! Are you walking fine on it now?
I've got a limp, but I think I'll have that from now on. Apart from that, I'm moving fine.

October tomorrow. Eek
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Old 30-09-2016, 18:57
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I've got a limp, but I think I'll have that from now on. Apart from that, I'm moving fine.

October tomorrow. Eek
Glad to know you're recovering well I will always have a slight limp I think, there's only so much improvement I'll ever get with my foot
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Old 01-10-2016, 01:15
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*sits quietly in corner with a dark rum & cola*
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Old 01-10-2016, 05:19
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*opens pub* Morning all

*continues countdown*..............

White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
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Old 01-10-2016, 07:09
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Good morning you lot.

*Leaves wad of notes on the bar.*

Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side.

October 1st already. Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today?
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Old 01-10-2016, 07:20
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Good morning you lot.

*Leaves wad of notes on the bar.*

Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side.

October 1st already. Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today?
Morning Eddy.

Thank you, handed over as graciously as ever.

*clatter clunk clatter*

No there isn't! I'm not running a charidee.
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