*opens pub* Morning all 
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The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
Very sad episode of Emmerdale tonight.
*Goes behind bar and helps self to a double treble Napoleon brandy.*
I know it's what SR would want me to do at this awful time.”
“Good evening everyone.
Very sad episode of Emmerdale tonight.
*Goes behind bar and helps self to a double treble Napoleon brandy.*
I know it's what SR would want me to do at this awful time.”
Listen you wee scrote, YOU DO NOT, under any circumstances, help yerself to anything on these premises without my permission!
It's not real life you great eejit, it's a bleedin' soap! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“It would need to be something like an alien spacecraft landing and exterminating the entire cast for SR to let you off nicking all that booze!!”
“It would need to be something like an alien spacecraft landing and exterminating the entire cast for SR to let you off nicking all that booze!!”
Indeed so!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there twassington.
SR owes me.”
“Hi there twassington.
SR owes me.
”
I don't think so, mister!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“What for?
I'll have a G&T please while you're at the bar”
“What for?
I'll have a G&T please while you're at the bar”
In his wee deluded mind!
Why are you encouraging him........cough up for the booze!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Same as wot twass is having...ta !and fanks
Tis chilly tonight
”
“Same as wot twass is having...ta !and fanks
Tis chilly tonight
”
And you can cough up for yer stolen booze!
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.................chilly this morning
Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo
slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity
Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo
slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning McScots and all the pubsters.................chilly this morning
Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo
slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity”
“Morning McScots and all the pubsters.................chilly this morning
Didn't actually ever receive me gin and tonic, service was soooo
slow that I went to kip gin and tonicless.......mores the pity
”
Morning hoots, it's a tad damp here but at least the gales have died down!
The fact remains you hoped to gain from Eddy the Crook's misdemeanour's, so you have to cough up anyway!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Coughs up the entire contents of me purse..loll . Will that do?”
“Coughs up the entire contents of me purse..loll . Will that do?
”
It's a start.........however you're still paying off yer illicit board from several months back, you need to up yer payments!
Morning all peepsicles, shysters, ne'erdowells, vagabonds, petty criminals and assorted animals
*tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out*
*tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out*
Good afternoon you lot.
It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c.
I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR.
It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
”
“Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
”
I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR. ”
“
I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR. ”
Your capacity for untruths is only surpassed by the monumental cheek of your self entitlement!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“’d affynon. I’m back. I can see. ”
“’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
”
Yippee!
You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate! That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“’d affynon. I’m back. I can see. ”
“’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.
”
Welcome back Gemo.
You have been missed.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yippee! You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate!
That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I”
“Yippee!
You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate! That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I
”
Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Welcome back Gemo. You have been missed. ”
“Welcome back Gemo.
You have been missed. ”
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.”
“Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.”
*clinks glasses* Here's to long life and good vision
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles, shysters, ne'erdowells, vagabonds, petty criminals and assorted animals
*tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out*”
“Morning all peepsicles, shysters, ne'erdowells, vagabonds, petty criminals and assorted animals
*tuts* LIke hoots I never received my G&T. Eddy is a rubbish barman. Never be tempted to employ him under any circumstances!!!
Large tea and a croissant please .......*reluctantly forks out*”
I would need to be stark raving mad to do that!
You know it makes sense.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon you lot.
It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c.
I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR. ”
“Good afternoon you lot.
It's nice and sunny here, rather lovely, 19c.
I was not serving you. You and hooter were trying to steal off poor SR. ”
You lying wee toad! Cough up with yer payment..........if you don't, you don't get served!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.”
“’d affynon. I’m back. I can see.”
Hurrah, welcome back, you';ve been very much missed. Mwahhhhh
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Yippee! You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate!
That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I”
“Yippee! You must be delighted. I saw Mr G's post regards your recent surgery. Have a drink on me to celebrate!
That offer does NOT include you, Eddy. That will teach you to malign hoots and I
”
You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.”
“Cheers. It’s amazing. At first couldn’t see to read but I can see really well with a pair of Mr G’s close-up specs – they’re his travel ones so are small and don’t fall off my face.
Thank’s Eddy. I’ve missed The Pub a lot, too.”
..........and we've very much missed you. Have a drink on the house *clunk*
Afternoon all.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me!
”
“
You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me! ”
I forget you no longer do the book of faces
Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. What a sunny and lovely day it is! I've hoovered all the spider webs off the cottage and washed the downstairs windows inside and out. Not owning a ladder, upstairs will have to rely on eco wash [rain]
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I forget you no longer do the book of faces
Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. What a sunny and lovely day it is! I've hoovered all the spider webs off the cottage and washed the downstairs windows inside and out. Not owning a ladder, upstairs will have to rely on eco wash [rain]”
“I forget you no longer do the book of faces
Afternoon SR and all pubster peeps. What a sunny and lovely day it is! I've hoovered all the spider webs off the cottage and washed the downstairs windows inside and out. Not owning a ladder, upstairs will have to rely on eco wash [rain]
”
Harumph!
It's been like the monsoon season here today, the rain was absolutely lashing down earlier. The sun is out now but more rain is on the way I think.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Harumph!
It's been like the monsoon season here today, the rain was absolutely lashing down earlier. The sun is out now but more rain is on the way I think.”
“Harumph!
It's been like the monsoon season here today, the rain was absolutely lashing down earlier. The sun is out now but more rain is on the way I think.
”
Dear me.....I think we are in for the rain tomorrow. I'll be orf on my travels again, first to Hertfordshire and off to see a show tomorrow night, then to the grandkids, then to youngest daughter, then a gig Tuesday night in town, then home next Wednesday. It's all go
Pot of tea please and a crumpet with raspberry jam!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*clinks glasses* Here's to long life and good vision”
“*clinks glasses* Here's to long life and good vision
”
*clink* Cheers.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I would need to be stark raving mad to do that!
You know it makes sense.
You lying wee toad! Cough up with yer payment..........if you don't, you don't get served!
Hurrah, welcome back, you';ve been very much missed. Mwahhhhh
You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me!
..........and we've very much missed you. Have a drink on the house *clunk*
Afternoon all.”
“I would need to be stark raving mad to do that!
You know it makes sense.
You lying wee toad! Cough up with yer payment..........if you don't, you don't get served!
Hurrah, welcome back, you';ve been very much missed. Mwahhhhh You could have bleedin' mentioned that to me! ..........and we've very much missed you. Have a drink on the house *clunk*
Afternoon all.
”
Mwaaaaah. Edinburgh Eye Pavillion and my surgeon have been amazing. My appointment to have he cataract’s progression reviewed was in October but when it was clear it had become very bad very quickly Mr G contacted the surgeon and in just over three weeks after that initial contact I had had my procedure. I also had to see my local Dr for some tests and I have been put on beta-blockers for my BP and feel great.
… and I got a new washing machne today. My other one broke yesterday and the new ne was delivered and fitted this morning and the old one taken away.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“This whole year seems to be on warp speed!! Are you walking fine on it now?”
“This whole year seems to be on warp speed!! Are you walking fine on it now?”
I've got a limp, but I think I'll have that from now on. Apart from that, I'm moving fine.
October tomorrow. Eek
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“I've got a limp, but I think I'll have that from now on. Apart from that, I'm moving fine.
October tomorrow. Eek”
“I've got a limp, but I think I'll have that from now on. Apart from that, I'm moving fine.
October tomorrow. Eek
”
Glad to know you're recovering well
I will always have a slight limp I think, there's only so much improvement I'll ever get with my foot
*opens pub* Morning all
*continues countdown*..............
White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
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White Rabbits, White Rabbits, White Rabbits.
Good morning you lot.
*Leaves wad of notes on the bar.*
Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side.
October 1st already. Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today?
*Leaves wad of notes on the bar.*
Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side.
October 1st already.
Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.
*Leaves wad of notes on the bar.*
Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side.
October 1st already. Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today? ”
“Good morning you lot.
*Leaves wad of notes on the bar.*
Tea please and a full traditional breakfast as I like it. Brown bread for the toast with a small portion of lime marmalade on the side.
October 1st already.
Time for a celebration? Will there be a free bar today? ”
Morning Eddy.
Thank you, handed over as graciously as ever.
*clatter clunk clatter*
No there isn't! I'm not running a charidee.
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