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The last thing I needed last night was more alcohol
![]() Morning all peepsicles. Black coffee and two paracetamol please ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Why did you break in? How very dare you! *cuffs twass round the lugs* *unlocks front door* Morning all ![]() *continues countdown* *goes off to check CCTV* |
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#7203 |
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Good evening all.
![]() 2 of my nephews took me out for a lovely and leisurely lunch today. We went to my favourite Italian, HERE. Perhaps a little too much red wine was had. Never mind, Strictly is about to start so I can dance it off. *Rearranges Pub tables to create a dance area. Lets Gorbals out of the Gents, calls Parton and takes to the floor.* Let's jive tonight. Quote:
I hadnt been out on my own since June. I couldnt cross roads because I couldnt see how far away cars were.
Went out today for the first time since my op. and my neck got a good workout twisting and turning and looking in all directions. I can see better than I could with my specs. Im now slightly long-sighted rather than short-sighted and I now want to go to a museum because I will be ale to read the labels. ![]() Quote:
The most ridiculous complaints made by tourists
'I think it should be explained in the holiday brochure that they do not sell custard creams ...' Take a look here, Telegraph, 01/10/16. Good grief. Quote:
Drinks all round.
Joe left us £25 per night to spend, before he caught the 'MegaBus' to Salou "just take it out of my wage packet" he said. *clunks* ![]() ![]() No he did not, you lying hound! That's it, yer barred until you pay back wot you nicked! Quote:
Good evening Bob. Hope all is well with you. I'll help myself to a brandy. Thanks Sleeps.
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Let's make it a LARGE metaxa Ed
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Good morning all. ![]() A very large tea please with 2 lightly buttered toast (brown bread) with a small portion of orange marmalade on the side. ![]() Have you managed to get in any of the Sunday newspapers? ![]() Quote:
![]() ![]() As for you, you opportunist git, you're also barred until you cough up all you nicked!
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Good morning all.
![]() A very large tea please with 2 lightly buttered toast (brown bread) with a small portion of orange marmalade on the side. ![]() Have you managed to get in any of the Sunday newspapers? ![]() Can't you just deduct the monies from Sleeps' next salary? After all, he offered to pay. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't you ''morning me'', you have no shame at all! You can cough up the cash yer due before I even consider serving you! And as for yer abuse of Parton & Gorbals! ![]() Joe did not offer to pay anything, bob is as big a chancer as you are! *holds out hands for cash*
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Morning All
![]() *Reluctantly hands over ca$h to SR* Wasn't Ed Balls super last night? ![]() Now, could you do us some French Toast, ground coffee, some croissants 'warmed through' & fetch The Sunday Times, The Observer & The Sunday Telegraph please. There'll be a handsome tip in it for you, if you don't delay.
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Don't you ''morning me'', you have no shame at all!
You can cough up the cash yer due before I even consider serving you! And as for yer abuse of Parton & Gorbals! ![]() Joe did not offer to pay anything, bob is as big a chancer as you are! *holds out hands for cash* ![]() I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob. ![]() ![]() *Hands over cash.* ![]() ![]() However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers???
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I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob. ![]() ![]() *Hands over cash.* ![]() ![]() However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers??? ![]() I paid SR, I insist. The Sunday supplements are ordered too.
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Morning All
*Reluctantly hands over ca$h to SR* Wasn't Ed Balls super last night? Now, could you do us some French Toast, ground coffee, some croissants 'warmed through' & fetch The Sunday Times, The Observer & The Sunday Telegraph please. There'll be a handsome tip in it for you, if you don't delay. ![]() ![]() *snatches cash from bob's manky mitts* I wouldn't know, I don't watch rubbish like that. ![]() This isn't a bleedin' library, buy yer own papers! Do you still want a breakfast? Quote:
I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob. ![]() *Hands over cash.* ![]() However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers??? ![]() ![]() ![]() Really! I think otherwise. *snatches cash out of Eddy's sticky mitts* A goodwill gesture my arse! You know you would be barred if you didn't cough up. As already discussed, this isn't a bleedin' library.......now do you want a breakfast or not?
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![]() ![]() *snatches cash from bob's manky mitts* I wouldn't know, I don't watch rubbish like that. ![]() This isn't a bleedin' library, buy yer own papers! Do you still want a breakfast? ![]() ![]() Really! I think otherwise. *snatches cash out of Eddy's sticky mitts* A goodwill gesture my arse! You know you would be barred if you didn't cough up. As already discussed, this isn't a bleedin' library.......now do you want a breakfast or not? ![]() Yes. And make sure the croissants are 'warmed through' please. ![]() *tosses a farthing to SR* *phones local lad to wheel newspapers to Pub* |
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![]() *gnash, gnash, slurp, gulp, glug* *Breaks wind exceptionally loudly* ![]() 💨💨💨 |
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Well, that's just splendid
![]() *gnash, gnash, slurp, gulp, glug* *Breaks wind exceptionally loudly* ![]() 💨💨💨 ![]() ![]() FGS it's like being at the zoo......... Disgusting pig! *liberally sprays air freshener & opens all doors & windows*
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![]() ![]() FGS it's like being at the zoo......... Disgusting pig! *liberally sprays air freshener & opens all doors & windows* ![]() ![]() *retires to Snug with hefty selection of newspapers..snores can be heard..zzzzzz *paaarpp* zzzzzz* |
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Fear not, Edward.
I paid SR, I insist. The Sunday supplements are ordered too. ![]() This place has gone seriously wrong since Chin took his extended break. ![]() Ed Balls was hilarious last night. Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius.
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Well done.
This place has gone seriously long since Chin took his extended break. ![]() Ed Balls was hilarious last night. Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius. ![]() Chin's up in the Attic.
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Brrrrrr...chilly in here.
![]() *retires to Snug with hefty selection of newspapers..snores can be heard..zzzzzz *paaarpp* zzzzzz* ![]() ![]() *marches into snug with hoover & air freshener* Gerrout of here, I need to clean this place, it stinks! Quote:
Well done.
This place has gone seriously wrong since Chin took his extended break. ![]() Ed Balls was hilarious last night. Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius. ![]() ![]() Quote:
*whispers*
Chin's up in the Attic. ![]() ![]() ![]() *scowls at bob* one more word........... |
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*continues with countdown...*
![]() *Roars off on moped* |
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*continues with countdown...*
![]() *Roars off on moped*
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*makes sure everything is tickety boo*
![]() Afternoon all. *pours self a large spritzer & puts feet up on bar* Ahhhhhhh this is the life. *sluuuuuuuuurp*
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Good evening all. ![]() We've had a rather nice and sunny afternoon here and quite mild. Complete contrast to yesterday. ![]() Tea please. You'll find me at my favourite table in the garden. Gorbals and Parton are joining me so I'll have 3 slices of your best fruit cake. ![]() Quote:
... You take advantage of chinny all the time. You bribe him with food!
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Chin does not accept bribes. Why would I want to bribe him? What would I gain? Chin is a decent, honrest, hard-working, nice man. Sitting down after a hard day's work and enjoying a meal with a pal is not bribery.
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I know you hardcore it all winter in Birkies but I go into Uggs for Winter.!
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You are a complete eejit! Why would Gorbals be in the gents? You do realise that Parton (THE SHEEP) lives in there (By choice), & Gorbals is chinny's pet cat (which I gave him)? One can only assume you've been drinking on an empty head & making the most of the free wine. ROLLEYES
Welcome to my world. I'm long sighted too. ![]() There are some morons in the world! ![]() ![]() No he did not, you lying hound! That's it, yer barred until you pay back wot you nicked! ![]() ![]() As for you, you opportunist git, you're also barred until you cough up all you nicked! ![]() ![]() *prepares two very large bills* |
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Four hours drive to the ost-wedding party, Four hours at the party. Four hours coming home. Done.
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Four hours drive to the ost-wedding party, Four hours at the party. Four hours coming home. Done.
![]() ![]() Morning McScots and all the pubsters......blooming chilly here this am Nice hot cup of coffee plez.....ta |
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You totally done it........have a easy day today
![]() Morning McScots and all the pubsters......blooming chilly here this am Nice hot cup of coffee plez.....ta ![]() ![]() ![]() How did you get in? How very dare you break into my premises! You now have yet another fine to pay, any more of this behaviour & you'll be up in that attic! *holds out hand for cash* |
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