Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“What are boots?
”
“What are boots?
”
I know you hardcore it all winter in Birkies but I go into Uggs for Winter.!
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“The last thing I needed last night was more alcohol
Morning all peepsicles. Black coffee and two paracetamol please
”
“The last thing I needed last night was more alcohol
Morning all peepsicles. Black coffee and two paracetamol please
”
Why did you break in? How very dare you! *cuffs twass round the lugs*
*unlocks front door* Morning all
*continues countdown*
*goes off to check CCTV*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.
2 of my nephews took me out for a lovely and leisurely lunch today. We went to my favourite Italian, HERE.
Perhaps a little too much red wine was had. Never mind, Strictly is about to start so I can dance it off.
*Rearranges Pub tables to create a dance area. Lets Gorbals out of the Gents, calls Parton and takes to the floor.*
Let's jive tonight.”
“Good evening all.
2 of my nephews took me out for a lovely and leisurely lunch today. We went to my favourite Italian, HERE.
Perhaps a little too much red wine was had. Never mind, Strictly is about to start so I can dance it off.
*Rearranges Pub tables to create a dance area. Lets Gorbals out of the Gents, calls Parton and takes to the floor.*
Let's jive tonight.”
You are a complete eejit! Why would Gorbals be in the gents? You do realise that Parton (THE SHEEP) lives in there (By choice), & Gorbals is chinny's pet cat (which I gave him)? One can only assume you've been drinking on an empty head & making the most of the free wine. ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I hadn’t been out on my own since June. I couldn’t cross roads because I couldn’t see how far away cars were.
Went out today for the first time since my op. and my neck got a good workout twisting and turning and looking in all directions. I can see better than I could with my specs. I’m now slightly long-sighted rather than short-sighted and I now want to go to a museum because I will be ale to read the labels.”
“I hadn’t been out on my own since June. I couldn’t cross roads because I couldn’t see how far away cars were.
Went out today for the first time since my op. and my neck got a good workout twisting and turning and looking in all directions. I can see better than I could with my specs. I’m now slightly long-sighted rather than short-sighted and I now want to go to a museum because I will be ale to read the labels.”
Welcome to my world. I'm long sighted too.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“The most ridiculous complaints made by tourists
'I think it should be explained in the holiday brochure that they do not sell custard creams ...'
Take a look here, Telegraph, 01/10/16.
Good grief.”
“The most ridiculous complaints made by tourists
'I think it should be explained in the holiday brochure that they do not sell custard creams ...'
Take a look here, Telegraph, 01/10/16.
Good grief.”
There are some morons in the world!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Drinks all round.
Joe left us £25 per night to spend, before he caught the 'MegaBus' to Salou
"just take it out of my wage packet" he said.
*clunks*”
“Drinks all round.
Joe left us £25 per night to spend, before he caught the 'MegaBus' to Salou
"just take it out of my wage packet" he said.
*clunks*”
No he did not, you lying hound!
That's it, yer barred until you pay back wot you nicked!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening Bob. Hope all is well with you. I'll help myself to a brandy. Thanks Sleeps.”
“Good evening Bob. Hope all is well with you. I'll help myself to a brandy. Thanks Sleeps.”
As for you, you opportunist git, you're also barred until you cough up all you nicked!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Let's make it a LARGE metaxa Ed
*clunk*
”
“Let's make it a LARGE metaxa Ed
*clunk*
”
*prepares two very large bills*
Good morning all.
A very large tea please with 2 lightly buttered toast (brown bread) with a small portion of orange marmalade on the side.
Have you managed to get in any of the Sunday newspapers?
Can't you just deduct the monies from Sleeps' next salary? After all, he offered to pay.
A very large tea please with 2 lightly buttered toast (brown bread) with a small portion of orange marmalade on the side.
Have you managed to get in any of the Sunday newspapers?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
As for you, you opportunist git, you're also barred until you cough up all you nicked!
”
“
As for you, you opportunist git, you're also barred until you cough up all you nicked!
”
Can't you just deduct the monies from Sleeps' next salary? After all, he offered to pay.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning all.
A very large tea please with 2 lightly buttered toast (brown bread) with a small portion of orange marmalade on the side.
Have you managed to get in any of the Sunday newspapers?
Can't you just deduct the monies from Sleeps' next salary? After all, he offered to pay.”
“Good morning all.
A very large tea please with 2 lightly buttered toast (brown bread) with a small portion of orange marmalade on the side.
Have you managed to get in any of the Sunday newspapers?
Can't you just deduct the monies from Sleeps' next salary? After all, he offered to pay.
”
Don't you ''morning me'', you have no shame at all!
You can cough up the cash yer due before I even consider serving you! And as for yer abuse of Parton & Gorbals!
Joe did not offer to pay anything, bob is as big a chancer as you are! *holds out hands for cash*
Morning All
*Reluctantly hands over ca$h to SR*
Wasn't Ed Balls super last night?
Now, could you do us some French Toast, ground coffee, some croissants 'warmed through' & fetch The Sunday Times, The Observer & The Sunday Telegraph please.
There'll be a handsome tip in it for you, if you don't delay.
*Reluctantly hands over ca$h to SR*
Wasn't Ed Balls super last night?
Now, could you do us some French Toast, ground coffee, some croissants 'warmed through' & fetch The Sunday Times, The Observer & The Sunday Telegraph please.
There'll be a handsome tip in it for you, if you don't delay.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Don't you ''morning me'', you have no shame at all!
You can cough up the cash yer due before I even consider serving you! And as for yer abuse of Parton & Gorbals!
Joe did not offer to pay anything, bob is as big a chancer as you are! *holds out hands for cash*”
“Don't you ''morning me'', you have no shame at all!
You can cough up the cash yer due before I even consider serving you! And as for yer abuse of Parton & Gorbals!
Joe did not offer to pay anything, bob is as big a chancer as you are! *holds out hands for cash*
”
I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob. *Hands over cash.*
However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers???
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“ I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob.
*Hands over cash.*
However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers???”
“
I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob. *Hands over cash.*
However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers???
”
Fear not, Edward.
I paid SR, I insist.
The Sunday supplements are ordered too.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning All
*Reluctantly hands over ca$h to SR*
Wasn't Ed Balls super last night?
Now, could you do us some French Toast, ground coffee, some croissants 'warmed through' & fetch The Sunday Times, The Observer & The Sunday Telegraph please.
There'll be a handsome tip in it for you, if you don't delay.”
“Morning All
*Reluctantly hands over ca$h to SR*
Wasn't Ed Balls super last night?
Now, could you do us some French Toast, ground coffee, some croissants 'warmed through' & fetch The Sunday Times, The Observer & The Sunday Telegraph please.
There'll be a handsome tip in it for you, if you don't delay.”
*snatches cash from bob's manky mitts*
I wouldn't know, I don't watch rubbish like that.
This isn't a bleedin' library, buy yer own papers!
Do you still want a breakfast?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“ I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob.
*Hands over cash.*
However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers???”
“
I have no shame because I have done nothing wrong, neither has my good friend Bob. *Hands over cash.*
However as a good will gesture I will settle my account and Bob's and take my business elsewhere this morning ...unless you've already gone out to fetch the Sunday papers???
”
Really! I think otherwise. *snatches cash out of Eddy's sticky mitts*
A goodwill gesture my arse! You know you would be barred if you didn't cough up.
As already discussed, this isn't a bleedin' library.......now do you want a breakfast or not?
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
*snatches cash from bob's manky mitts*
I wouldn't know, I don't watch rubbish like that.
This isn't a bleedin' library, buy yer own papers!
Do you still want a breakfast?
Really! I think otherwise. *snatches cash out of Eddy's sticky mitts*
A goodwill gesture my arse! You know you would be barred if you didn't cough up.
As already discussed, this isn't a bleedin' library.......now do you want a breakfast or not?”
“
*snatches cash from bob's manky mitts*
I wouldn't know, I don't watch rubbish like that.
This isn't a bleedin' library, buy yer own papers!
Do you still want a breakfast?
Really! I think otherwise. *snatches cash out of Eddy's sticky mitts*
A goodwill gesture my arse! You know you would be barred if you didn't cough up.
As already discussed, this isn't a bleedin' library.......now do you want a breakfast or not?
”
Yes. And make sure the croissants are 'warmed through' please.
*tosses a farthing to SR*
*phones local lad to wheel newspapers to Pub*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Well, that's just splendid
*gnash, gnash, slurp, gulp, glug*
*Breaks wind exceptionally loudly*
💨💨💨”
“Well, that's just splendid
*gnash, gnash, slurp, gulp, glug*
*Breaks wind exceptionally loudly*
💨💨💨”
FGS it's like being at the zoo.........
Disgusting pig! *liberally sprays air freshener & opens all doors & windows*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
FGS it's like being at the zoo.........
Disgusting pig! *liberally sprays air freshener & opens all doors & windows*”
“
FGS it's like being at the zoo.........
Disgusting pig! *liberally sprays air freshener & opens all doors & windows*
”
Brrrrrr...chilly in here.
*retires to Snug with hefty selection of newspapers..snores can be heard..zzzzzz *paaarpp* zzzzzz*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Fear not, Edward.
I paid SR, I insist.
The Sunday supplements are ordered too.
”
“Fear not, Edward.
I paid SR, I insist.
The Sunday supplements are ordered too.
”
Well done.
This place has gone seriously wrong since Chin took his extended break. Ed Balls was hilarious last night.
Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Well done. This place has gone seriously long since Chin took his extended break.
Ed Balls was hilarious last night. Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius. ”
“Well done.
This place has gone seriously long since Chin took his extended break. Ed Balls was hilarious last night.
Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius. ”
*whispers*
Chin's up in the Attic.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Brrrrrr...chilly in here.
*retires to Snug with hefty selection of newspapers..snores can be heard..zzzzzz *paaarpp* zzzzzz*”
“Brrrrrr...chilly in here.
*retires to Snug with hefty selection of newspapers..snores can be heard..zzzzzz *paaarpp* zzzzzz*”
*marches into snug with hoover & air freshener* Gerrout of here, I need to clean this place, it stinks!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Well done. This place has gone seriously wrong since Chin took his extended break.
Ed Balls was hilarious last night. Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius.”
“Well done.
This place has gone seriously wrong since Chin took his extended break. Ed Balls was hilarious last night. Whoever dressed him like that is a total genius.”
Don't talk such rubbish! You take advantage of chinny all the time. You bribe him with food!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*whispers*
Chin's up in the Attic.
”
“*whispers*
Chin's up in the Attic.
”
*scowls at bob* one more word...........
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*continues with countdown...*
*Roars off on moped*”
“*continues with countdown...*
*Roars off on moped*”
Grrrrrrrr........*shakes fist at bob*
*makes sure everything is tickety boo*
Afternoon all. *pours self a large spritzer & puts feet up on bar* Ahhhhhhh this is the life. *sluuuuuuuuurp*
Afternoon all. *pours self a large spritzer & puts feet up on bar* Ahhhhhhh this is the life. *sluuuuuuuuurp*
Good evening all.
We've had a rather nice and sunny afternoon here and quite mild. Complete contrast to yesterday.
Tea please. You'll find me at my favourite table in the garden. Gorbals and Parton are joining me so I'll have 3 slices of your best fruit cake.
Chin does not accept bribes. Why would I want to bribe him? What would I gain? Chin is a decent, honrest, hard-working, nice man. Sitting down after a hard day's work and enjoying a meal with a pal is not bribery.
We've had a rather nice and sunny afternoon here and quite mild. Complete contrast to yesterday.
Tea please. You'll find me at my favourite table in the garden. Gorbals and Parton are joining me so I'll have 3 slices of your best fruit cake.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ ... You take advantage of chinny all the time. You bribe him with food!
”
“ ... You take advantage of chinny all the time. You bribe him with food!
”
Chin does not accept bribes. Why would I want to bribe him? What would I gain? Chin is a decent, honrest, hard-working, nice man. Sitting down after a hard day's work and enjoying a meal with a pal is not bribery.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I know you hardcore it all winter in Birkies but I go into Uggs for Winter.!”
“I know you hardcore it all winter in Birkies but I go into Uggs for Winter.!
”
Barefoot in the snow is fun.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“You are a complete eejit! Why would Gorbals be in the gents? You do realise that Parton (THE SHEEP) lives in there (By choice), & Gorbals is chinny's pet cat (which I gave him)? One can only assume you've been drinking on an empty head & making the most of the free wine. ROLLEYES
Welcome to my world. I'm long sighted too.
There are some morons in the world!
No he did not, you lying hound!
That's it, yer barred until you pay back wot you nicked!
As for you, you opportunist git, you're also barred until you cough up all you nicked!
*prepares two very large bills*”
“You are a complete eejit! Why would Gorbals be in the gents? You do realise that Parton (THE SHEEP) lives in there (By choice), & Gorbals is chinny's pet cat (which I gave him)? One can only assume you've been drinking on an empty head & making the most of the free wine. ROLLEYES
Welcome to my world. I'm long sighted too.
There are some morons in the world!
No he did not, you lying hound!
That's it, yer barred until you pay back wot you nicked!
As for you, you opportunist git, you're also barred until you cough up all you nicked!
*prepares two very large bills*”
I’m enjoying it after needing correction for short-sight for decades and the £1 reading specs mean I can see close-up too. I borrowed Mr G’s reading specs be they were too big and didn’t stay put but the little ones they sold at Tesco are just right for me.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Four hours drive to the ost-wedding party, Four hours at the party. Four hours coming home. Done. ”
“Four hours drive to the ost-wedding party, Four hours at the party. Four hours coming home. Done.
”
You totally done it........have a easy day today
Morning McScots and all the pubsters......blooming chilly here this am
Nice hot cup of coffee plez.....ta
Originally Posted by hooter:
“You totally done it........have a easy day today
Morning McScots and all the pubsters......blooming chilly here this am
Nice hot cup of coffee plez.....ta”
“You totally done it........have a easy day today
Morning McScots and all the pubsters......blooming chilly here this am
Nice hot cup of coffee plez.....ta”
How did you get in? How very dare you break into my premises!
You now have yet another fine to pay, any more of this behaviour & you'll be up in that attic!
*holds out hand for cash*
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