Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening all.
We've had a rather nice and sunny afternoon here and quite mild. Complete contrast to yesterday.
Tea please. You'll find me at my favourite table in the garden. Gorbals and Parton are joining me so I'll have 3 slices of your best fruit cake.
Chin does not accept bribes. Why would I want to bribe him? What would I gain? Chin is a decent, honrest, hard-working, nice man. Sitting down after a hard day's work and enjoying a meal with a pal is not bribery.”
“Good evening all.
We've had a rather nice and sunny afternoon here and quite mild. Complete contrast to yesterday.
Tea please. You'll find me at my favourite table in the garden. Gorbals and Parton are joining me so I'll have 3 slices of your best fruit cake.
Chin does not accept bribes. Why would I want to bribe him? What would I gain? Chin is a decent, honrest, hard-working, nice man. Sitting down after a hard day's work and enjoying a meal with a pal is not bribery.
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Gorbals & Parton do NOT like bloomin' fruit cake! How stooooopid are you! And Parton doesn't like coming out of the gents, you're torturing her!
As for Gorbals don't blame me if he takes yer eyes out one of these days!
Aye right then, ROLLEYES.........chinny is here to work, not to sit down & fraternise with the punters - especially when it's costing ME money!
And furthermore chinny would sell yer granny in a blink of an eye!
Stand by for some revelations I found whilst confined in the attic and going through some of Gossip Junkie's old filing cabinets!! 
