Morning all peepsicles, poptarts and lovely chinnock

Food all her doings? Two teas and two bowls of cornflakes and moo please. Mini twass Is orf to work soon, I shall doss on her couch

Good morning.

Good morning everyone.

I'm in need of a mint tea and the cronut of the day.


If Chin says I have an account, then I have an account and you should mind your own business.

I treat Gorbals and Parton as human beings and as friends. They hugely appreciate my company and are always happy to see me which explains their enthusiasm to join me in my dancing endeavours and whatever else I am doing. By the way, it distresses me to have to tell you this ... ... but they hate you as you make them work and then give them rubbish dinners.

I hate predictive text

That should of course h ave said FOOS ALL YER DOINGS

a cronut?

Hi twassington. Are you back from your travels?

A cronut explained.

*phones up & orders a box full of Cronuts to be delivered, on Sleepers 'slate'*

My weekly plug. Nova Radio tonight from 6pm www.novaradio.co.uk

Please join me. Or I'll throw a tantrum

Not yet, tomorrow is home time. I will be out having fun in London later

Cronuts sound yummy

Ill be out seeing All Them Witches eug....you'd like them!

Don't be sooooooo stoooopid you wee cretin! Chinny has no authority to open an account for you (or anyone else). If you don't watch yer step you'll find yerself in serious trouble! You've been warned.

Don't be sooooooo stooooopid, how can anyone make a cat or a sheep work? You're completely insane & need carted off to the funny farm! Bloomin' weirdo!

Joe isn't gonna be best pleased with you when he comes back!
*cancels Cronuts order*

.......try that mister & I'll be throwing you out........of the pub!

Evening all

Heehee HERE
Hahahahaha Simon's cat
........and again HERE
.......and again
HERE
.......and finally......
(for now anyway)
HERE That's what Timo is like with the laser light.

Evening peeps

Good evening everyone.


Hi there Chin ... another good episode.

Indeed Eddy indeed. *clunk*

I love Simon’s cat. I got a couple of pins earlier this year from Pets at Home. They were being sold for a pet charity.

Excellent choices.

*opens pub* Morning all

I tried to get one of those but the Pets at Home here had run out.

Good morning everyone.

Tea please and a rouind of toast, lightly buttered then smothered in marmite.

Morning Eddy
*points to outside* eat it out there, you know the rools! *clunk clatter*

Morning all......chilly here


Simon's Cat is hilarious.....well observed

Nice cuppa plez...ta

Mornings all pubsters! Lovely day here in norf London. I will be trekking homewards today.......large tea and toast like Eddy is having please!!

Morning peeps Orf to my Mum's for a coupla days! Byeeeeeeeeeeeee!

I'll have to check these out laters.

Me too chins, I can't do links on this little gadget

Have fun at your mum's!!