Do I get a generous discount for having to go outside? I think it's only fair that I do.

I just tried to find the ones I got and I can’t find them. (Mr G was in charge of looking after things when I couldn’t see and I can find bug’rall).

Good morning, all.

Hi there Gemo.

Nice and sunny here, 17c.

Good afternoon.

Gorgeous afternoon here, sunny and mild.

... ... ...

*Spreads Marmite all over Pub till and on various door handles and panels.*

*Leaves anonymous note for SR demanding fair play and equal rights for Marmite lovers or else.*

I was directed into the pub by the glorious scent of lovely Marmite We Marmite lovers should be allowed to eat the dark nectar in the pub especially as Winter is Coming

Finally caught up with the Simon's cats!

Afternoon all pubster peeps Back from my little holibob! Large tea please and a wedge of fruit cake. I'm exhausted

There you go. *clatter* *clatter*

Ah, thank you kindly Gemo. I needed some sustenance! Now you are back the service in here has picked up considerably

I tries my best.

Sleeps was rushed off his feet while chins was also AWOL! We can all get decent service again now.

Have a drink on me! I'll have a G&T with ice and a slice please.

*waits for Eddy to come thundering in demanding a drink as well*

Don’t mind if I do. Thank you. There you go. *clunk*

Good evening everyone.


Mine's a large bacaardi and coke. Thank you.

Thank you! *slurrrrrp*


As blooming predicted!!!

*slurps*

Thank you. So very kind.

Shameless opportunist!

You've made it back on to my Christmas card list.

I'm overjoyed

*opens pub* Morning all

*tuts* yer in & out like a fiddlers elbow!

No you don't! Bloody opportunist.


*prepares very large bill for Eddy the Crook for damage & misuse of pub premises*

I've told you many times you can use the shed when it's cold/wet.



You have a short memory!
You & yer buddy Eddy are very very close to going on the shoogly nail!

*strolls in looking innocent*

Morning SR and all pubster peepsingtons and parplets

For the first time since spring I had to add another bedcover to the thin summer quilt...it was quite parky last night I may even have to get the winter duvet out at the weekend .......vat of builders please and two weetabix with moo.

Good morning.

There you go. *CLATTER* *clatter*

Morning peeps Here I am in my luxury suite at Billericay Library. Get yourself prepared for various revelations of things I have found out from my time in the Pub Attic!

*sends large chocolate cake to Billericay Library by courier lurks awaiting revelations*