OOerrr Mrs! This should be good.....

*intercepts cake and eats thereof* And that my dear is cake karma!

*delurks* nice work my friend *relurks*

You don't fool me missy!
Things will be back to normal with me next week, so you'd better watch yer step!

There's definitely a nip in the air now.

Evening gemo.


You'll be back up there if you don't watch yer step!

*tuts* Gossiping harpy!

Evening all

Oh.......... do tell, or are you saving it for the big reveal in the Daily Star?

You do realise his middle name is Pinocchio!

How disappointing ..........not that I ever listen to gossip McScots


Nice cuppa please

Now there's a surprise

Glass of mulled wine please. Bit nippy this evening! I've lit the woodburner

Good evening all.

A large diet cola please with a complimentary packet of prawn cocktail crisps. Thank you.


You're a real pal. I'm so excited. I want all the details, the juicier the better.

*opens pub* Morning all

Oh of course not! ROLLEYES

Meh! You'll lap it all up.

As if!
Gossiping harpy!

Morning McScots.......and Timo, whose probably curled up nice and warm near the radiator........

Nice cuppa plez.....ta


Tis chilly this morning .........only five months to go till the Spring

Morning hoots, I don't have my heating on & Timo is upstairs on the spare room bed snoring his head off.
*clunk*

By heck , you" re a hardy bunch up in Scotialand.........just put my heating on for an hour and no longer......

Have yer put yer summer wardrobe away yet though?

Any chance of a couple of rounds of lightly buttered toast?......ta and fanks

Morning all peepsicles! No heating on here, although the fire was lovely last night. Warmed the whole cottage! Now I have to clean the bugger out, re-lay it and get the wood in. Chore of every morning now til the end of April

Large tea and a bowl of porridge with honey please

Good morning.

Been to the doctor and he is happy with how the bP medicine I’ve been given is working so just on it for ages now. Not required to change my lifestyle which is what I thought when I saw him a couple of weeks ago.

Morning Gemo, that sounds like good news.....did you think you'd have to forgo all the yummy food, hike a mile a day and stop having any coffee or tea?

Good afternoon all.

A pleasant sunny afternoon after a gloomy morning. 16c.

*Sits in corner and tucks into large fish dinner.*

I felt I deserved a treat.

Your whole life sounds like an endless treat!

Afternoon Eddy and all pubsters. I've spent most of the day shopping and cooking....mini twass and two of her pals are coming for the weekend!! Soup of the day and a crusty roll and butter please

Hi de hi! Secrets from the Attic only £50 each! *clunks* *clatters*

What ho old fruit Those are very expensive secrets What can you do for a fiver and a glass of Stella?

Don't be soooo rude!! *Whisper, whisper*

Ooh I say. How very salacious

You may view my white legs for £5 and a pint of Stella. I would recommend sunglasses to wear, however.

I've seen enough white legs to last me a lifetime ta very much. I want a bit of muck!