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The Pub (Part 48)
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planets
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“You may view my white legs for £5 and a pint of Stella. I would recommend sunglasses to wear, however. ”

what do i get for a chocolate cake and a stella?

I'll have a large gin and tonic please
chinchin
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“what do i get for a chocolate cake and a stella?

I'll have a large gin and tonic please ”

Erm my worn out socks. (washed, of course).

*clink*
planets
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Erm my worn out socks. (washed, of course).

*clink*”

*keeps cake and stella*

just the gin and tonic then please

*clink*
chinchin
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“*keeps cake and stella*

just the gin and tonic then please

*clink*”

Grr! *Nicks cake and Stella anyhow*
planets
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Grr! *Nicks cake and Stella anyhow*”

oh no.....




you've eaten the cake with the veterinary laxative in
twassington
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by planets:
“oh no.....




you've eaten the cake with the veterinary laxative in ”

That's going to be explosive!!!
chinchin
07-10-2016


twassington
07-10-2016


Gemo52
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning Gemo, that sounds like good news.....did you think you'd have to forgo all the yummy food, hike a mile a day and stop having any coffee or tea? ”

It was drinking and smoking less they suggested.

I have now gone down from smoking 8 cigarettes a day (evening only) to 6. I did try low alcohol beer but it tastes like Parton’s. I drink two cans (4%) over the course of three hours. I don’t think that is excessive.

Never drink tea and have 5 cups of coffee a day. My weight has not been questioned at all. I think I’m a bit heavy but I stay at the same constant bit heavyness. The yummy food I eat is only in small quantities.

And I take Willow and Shadow for two walks every day.
Gemo52
07-10-2016
*clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk*

That should keep you going for a while.
EddyBee
07-10-2016
Good evening everyone.

Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“*clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk* *clunk*

That should keep you going for a while.”

Hi Gemo and thank you. I'll assume that you are paying.

*Grabs half a dozen drinks and heads to snug.*
EddyBee
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Hi de hi! Secrets from the Attic only £50 each! *clunks* *clatters* ”


*Hands over cash and a tray of assorted cakes and pastries to Chin as a special thanks. *


Spoiler
So she has the same genes as a groundhog ... *carries on reading* ... great stuff ... *skips forward to fraud section* ...


Thank you Chin and well done. The truth will always come out.
hooter
07-10-2016
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Hi de hi! Secrets from the Attic only £50 each! *clunks* *clatters* ”

£50?...looks in purse..surveys the 4p languishing there...has another look, oh good, a Tesco`s receipt......

Will a Tesco`s receipt do chins?
Scots rool
08-10-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
Scots rool
08-10-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“By heck , you" re a hardy bunch up in Scotialand.........just put my heating on for an hour and no longer......

Have yer put yer summer wardrobe away yet though?

Any chance of a couple of rounds of lightly buttered toast?......ta and fanks”

That's us!

Nope, still wearing sleeveless tops & still wearing short jammies, & sleeping under the throw. Far too hot under the duvet!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon all.

A pleasant sunny afternoon after a gloomy morning. 16c.

*Sits in corner and tucks into large fish dinner.*

I felt I deserved a treat.”


*prepares bill for Eddy*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Hi de hi! Secrets from the Attic only £50 each! *clunks* *clatters* ”

*tuts* opportunist!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It was drinking and smoking less they suggested.

I have now gone down from smoking 8 cigarettes a day (evening only) to 6. I did try low alcohol beer but it tastes like Parton’s. I drink two cans (4%) over the course of three hours. I don’t think that is excessive.

Never drink tea and have 5 cups of coffee a day. My weight has not been questioned at all. I think I’m a bit heavy but I stay at the same constant bit heavyness. The yummy food I eat is only in small quantities.

And I take Willow and Shadow for two walks every day.”

That's a lot of coffee in a day!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
*Hands over cash and a tray of assorted cakes and pastries to Chin as a special thanks. *


Spoiler
So she has the same genes as a groundhog ... *carries on reading* ... great stuff ... *skips forward to fraud section* ...


Thank you Chin and well done. The truth will always come out.”

You're as big an opportunist as chinny is, you're paying him for made up stories...........however.......a fool & his money........
hooter
08-10-2016
Morning McScots......guess all the other patrons are still in bed snore their wee heads orf

Raining here, but the garden is dry and needs a good water.

Both cats gorn walkabouts...prolly sheltering the "yurt" in the garden.......garden bench with waterproof covering on

Hope yer day goes well.........

Nice brew plez and two slices of toast.....ta muchly......
Scots rool
08-10-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning McScots......guess all the other patrons are still in bed snore their wee heads orf

Raining here, but the garden is dry and needs a good water.

Both cats gorn walkabouts...prolly sheltering the "yurt" in the garden.......garden bench with waterproof covering on

Hope yer day goes well.........

Nice brew plez and two slices of toast.....ta muchly......”

Morning hoots - looks like it, lazy buggers! Timo is squashed on my knee along with the laptop, he keeps grumbling whenever I move!

Dry here & not very cold. 6c at the moment.

Thanks, I hope your day goes well too.

*clunk clatter*
hooter
08-10-2016
Ta McScots...........

About to start the ironing

Not too cold 6???????...and still no heating on?:
Scots rool
08-10-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Ta McScots...........

About to start the ironing

Not too cold 6???????...and still no heating on?:”

Ohhhhh lucky you!

Och you wussy Englishers!
twassington
08-10-2016
Morning all pubsteroonie parpsingtons! Large pot of tea for three please....although mini twass and her pal are still kipping.....

Got to trek to Margate today in the hopes of retrieving daughter's bag, which she left on the train
twassington
08-10-2016
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It was drinking and smoking less they suggested.

I have now gone down from smoking 8 cigarettes a day (evening only) to 6. I did try low alcohol beer but it tastes like Parton’s. I drink two cans (4%) over the course of three hours. I don’t think that is excessive.

Never drink tea and have 5 cups of coffee a day. My weight has not been questioned at all. I think I’m a bit heavy but I stay at the same constant bit heavyness. The yummy food I eat is only in small quantities.

And I take Willow and Shadow for two walks every day.”

That IS quite a fair bit of coffee ..... but your beer and fags are not excessive at all.
Scots rool
08-10-2016
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubsteroonie parpsingtons! Large pot of tea for three please....although mini twass and her pal are still kipping.....

Got to trek to Margate today in the hopes of retrieving daughter's bag, which she left on the train ”

Morning twass. *clunk clunk clunk clatter clatter clatter*


Are you walking there? You'll need more than toast, methinks.
hooter
08-10-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Ohhhhh lucky you!

Och you wussy Englishers! ”

You"ve inspired me.......I"ve turned the heating orf........but might light a fire though
twassington
08-10-2016
Originally Posted by hooter:
“You"ve inspired me.......I"ve turned the heating orf........but might light a fire though”

Feels really warm here but possibly that is my thick fleecy dressing gown
chinchin
08-10-2016
Morning peeps *clunks* *clatters*
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