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Old 09-10-2016, 07:43
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Old 09-10-2016, 07:56
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Evening chinbob, hope you had an enjoyable day. We did, rescued mini twass's bag from the railway station, then went to Herne Bay to the cafe for some treats

Look at these gorgeous kittens!!!
Awwww wee cuties, the wee black & white one at the right hand side looks like my long departed Hujo.
Evening Eddy *clunk*

One secret coming up (found in Gossip's filing cabinet).

Sr's middle name begins with a B

Spoiler
How very dare you disclose private information about me!
I can think of a few others as well. But that will do for now.

What shall we eat?

Deffo a fish supper with all the trimmings!

It's here. Tuck in now that it's nice and hot.

I've ordered extra so that twassington can join us and pay SR's plateage.
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to pay*
Well done that man!!*Tucks in heartily*

That was delicious.

*Tidies up thoroughly. Leaves leftovers on bar for twasiington to enjoy later.*

*Looks suspicious*

*kicks chinny's lardy arse & blackens his eyes* You can get that rubbish removed from the bar & then give it a good polish to get rid of the smell!
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Old 09-10-2016, 08:00
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Old 09-10-2016, 08:57
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Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Serves you right, stop whining & get on with it!

Oh & I found a wee part time job for you.......HERE
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Old 09-10-2016, 09:03
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Serves you right, stop whining & get on with it!

Oh & I found a wee part time job for you.......HERE
*Accepts job offer on Chinchin's behalf & agrees to start immediately*

Morning All
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Old 09-10-2016, 09:05
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Good moaning all pubsteroonie peeps and parpsingtons!

You'd be a brave man to take on THAT job, chinnock Mind you it's good money

One large tea, a mint tea, and two coffees please. I have a full house
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Old 09-10-2016, 09:22
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Good morning everyone.

Tea please.

* Fires strong shots of tranquilliser into SR's thick neck, superglues her hands to the bar and proceeds to spread thick measures of Marmite over her ears and nose. *


Let that be a lesson to you.

*Settles cleaning bill and orders McBreakfast and coffee to be delivered.*
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Old 09-10-2016, 10:01
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*Accepts job offer on Chinchin's behalf & agrees to start immediately*

Morning All
I'm quite sure they'll be happy to take on both of you.

Morning bob *clunk*
Good moaning all pubsteroonie peeps and parpsingtons!

You'd be a brave man to take on THAT job, chinnock Mind you it's good money

One large tea, a mint tea, and two coffees please. I have a full house
Morniung twass *clunk clunk clunk*
Good morning everyone.

Tea please.

* Fires strong shots of tranquilliser into SR's thick neck, superglues her hands to the bar and proceeds to spread thick measures of Marmite over her ears and nose. *


Let that be a lesson to you.

*Settles cleaning bill and orders McBreakfast and coffee to be delivered.*
Why are you 'attacking' the coat stand......stooooopid wee man!
You can clean that mess up!

*intercepts McD's delivery & sends it back*
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Old 09-10-2016, 10:07
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Some stuff for you Englishers to take heed of!

HERE

.......and HERE
.......and HERE

......finally, a wee quiz for Englishers.......scores please. HERE
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Old 09-10-2016, 10:22
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Some stuff for you Englishers to take heed of!

HERE

.......and HERE
.......and HERE

......finally, a wee quiz for Englishers.......scores please. HERE
Well I got a braw score....14/17! A mixture of what I've learned in here and lucky guesses

Some of those Scottish foods.....*BOAKS*
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Old 09-10-2016, 10:25
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Well I got a braw score....14/17! A mixture of what I've learned in here and lucky guesses

Some of those Scottish foods.....*BOAKS*
Well done you.

I have to agree with you on that score........some would never pass my lips!
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Old 09-10-2016, 10:59
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Morning

I'll have a pizza 🍕 supper wi salt & sauce, a bag of granny sookers & a 1/4 of strippit baws please.
Save me a macaroni pie for later please....*drools*
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Old 09-10-2016, 11:40
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Morning.

Been having trouble logging in.

Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.
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Old 09-10-2016, 12:07
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Good afternoon everyone.

Why are you 'attacking' the coat stand......stooooopid wee man!
You can clean that mess up!
*Pokes 'coat stand' several times with knitting needle ... SR screams. *

Looks as if I was on target.

*Smears more Marmite on SR's cheeks and nose.*

I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.
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Old 09-10-2016, 12:33
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Good afternoon everyone.




I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.
If that's the Whetstone one, it is literally around the corner from the house I lived in with ex Mr Twass for nigh on 25 years
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Old 09-10-2016, 12:35
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Morning.

Been having trouble logging in.

Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.
I'd be bouncing off the ceiling with that much caffeine! I only have coffee when out and can have a proper one. Two teas a day is my usual intake of caffeine. Herb teas the rest of the time! Still, each to their own. I once worked for a chap who literally chain drank coffee all day. He must have had about 20 cups!!!
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Old 09-10-2016, 14:13
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Morning

I'll have a pizza 🍕 supper wi salt & sauce, a bag of granny sookers & a 1/4 of strippit baws please.
Save me a macaroni pie for later please....*drools*
Afternoon bob

Errrrrr this isn't Ye Olde Sweetie Shoppe..........foolish eejit!
*snootily replies* I don't serve rubbish food!
Morning.

Been having trouble logging in.

Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.
Sometimes that happens, it's so annoying.

Seems a lot to me! Suppose it mdepends how strong you have it
Good afternoon everyone.



*Pokes 'coat stand' several times with knitting needle ... SR screams.*

Looks as if I was on target.

*Smears more Marmite on SR's cheeks and nose.*

I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.
*watches Eddy poking the coat stand*..........You're a very strange wee person!

Happy munching.
I'd be bouncing off the ceiling with that much caffeine! I only have coffee when out and can have a proper one. Two teas a day is my usual intake of caffeine. Herb teas the rest of the time! Still, each to their own. I once worked for a chap who literally chain drank coffee all day. He must have had about 20 cups!!!
Me too, however having said that, when I was in the pub trade I had a lot more than 5 mugs a day! I very seldom drink coffee nowadays, & when I do it's generally only 1 cappuccino.
I do however probably have 5 mugs of tea in a day. As I don't take sugar in my tea I justify it that way.

Afternoon all.
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Old 09-10-2016, 14:38
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Afternoon SR and all pubster punters. Turned into a lovely sunny afternoon after bucketing down this morning....

Glass of Merlot please
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Old 09-10-2016, 15:50
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I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!

Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all

It'll take a while but I'll be reading back
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Old 09-10-2016, 16:00
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Afternoon SR and all pubster punters. Turned into a lovely sunny afternoon after bucketing down this morning....

Glass of Merlot please
It's been ok here today, lovely & sunny earlier but has dulled down a bit now. *clunk* Are your visitors away now?


I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!

Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all

It'll take a while but I'll be reading back
Afternoon Joe, welcome home. *clunk*

I think you should be aware bob has been telling Eddy you told him he could have drinks on your slate! Eddy of course was only too willing to do that!
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Old 09-10-2016, 16:05
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I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!

Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all

It'll take a while but I'll be reading back
Welcome back Sleeps! I hope you had a grand holibob

It's been ok here today, lovely & sunny earlier but has dulled down a bit now. *clunk* Are your visitors away now?
Yes, they went orf for a day in Canterbury and will likely be on the train home by now.
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Old 09-10-2016, 17:40
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Old 09-10-2016, 17:46
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Old 09-10-2016, 17:46
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Evening Count Chinsula

Large goblet of bl...I mean, red wine please
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Old 09-10-2016, 17:49
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Evening Count Chinsula

Large goblet of bl...I mean, red wine please
Hmm, *eyes witcheypoo suspiciously* *clunk*
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