*Looks suspicious* 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening chinbob, hope you had an enjoyable day. We did, rescued mini twass's bag from the railway station, then went to Herne Bay to the cafe for some treats
Look at these gorgeous kittens!!!”
“Evening chinbob, hope you had an enjoyable day. We did, rescued mini twass's bag from the railway station, then went to Herne Bay to the cafe for some treats
Look at these gorgeous kittens!!!”
Awwww wee cuties, the wee black & white one at the right hand side looks like my long departed Hujo.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening Eddy
*clunk*
One secret coming up (found in Gossip's filing cabinet).
Sr's middle name begins with a B
”
“Evening Eddy
*clunk* One secret coming up (found in Gossip's filing cabinet).
Sr's middle name begins with a B
Spoiler
How very dare you disclose private information about me!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“ I can think of a few others as well. But that will do for now.
What shall we eat?”
“ I can think of a few others as well. But that will do for now.
What shall we eat?”
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Deffo a fish supper with all the trimmings!
”
“Deffo a fish supper with all the trimmings!
”
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“It's here. Tuck in now that it's nice and hot.
I've ordered extra so that twassington can join us and pay SR's plateage.”
“It's here. Tuck in now that it's nice and hot.
I've ordered extra so that twassington can join us and pay SR's plateage.”
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to pay*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Well done that man!!*Tucks in heartily*”
“Well done that man!!*Tucks in heartily*”
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“That was delicious.
*Tidies up thoroughly. Leaves leftovers on bar for twasiington to enjoy later.*”
“That was delicious.
*Tidies up thoroughly. Leaves leftovers on bar for twasiington to enjoy later.*”
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Looks suspicious*”
“*Looks suspicious*”
*kicks chinny's lardy arse & blackens his eyes* You can get that rubbish removed from the bar & then give it a good polish to get rid of the smell!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
”
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
”
Serves you right, stop whining & get on with it!
Oh & I found a wee part time job for you.......HERE
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
Serves you right, stop whining & get on with it!
Oh & I found a wee part time job for you.......HERE”
“
Serves you right, stop whining & get on with it!
Oh & I found a wee part time job for you.......HERE
”
*Accepts job offer on Chinchin's behalf & agrees to start immediately*
Morning All
Good moaning all pubsteroonie peeps and parpsingtons!
You'd be a brave man to take on THAT job, chinnock
Mind you it's good money
One large tea, a mint tea, and two coffees please. I have a full house
You'd be a brave man to take on THAT job, chinnock
Mind you it's good money One large tea, a mint tea, and two coffees please. I have a full house
Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
* Fires strong shots of tranquilliser into SR's thick neck, superglues her hands to the bar and proceeds to spread thick measures of Marmite over her ears and nose.
*
Let that be a lesson to you.
*Settles cleaning bill and orders McBreakfast and coffee to be delivered.*
Tea please.
* Fires strong shots of tranquilliser into SR's thick neck, superglues her hands to the bar and proceeds to spread thick measures of Marmite over her ears and nose.
*Let that be a lesson to you.
*Settles cleaning bill and orders McBreakfast and coffee to be delivered.*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*Accepts job offer on Chinchin's behalf & agrees to start immediately*
Morning All”
“*Accepts job offer on Chinchin's behalf & agrees to start immediately*
Morning All
”
I'm quite sure they'll be happy to take on both of you.
Morning bob *clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good moaning all pubsteroonie peeps and parpsingtons!
You'd be a brave man to take on THAT job, chinnock Mind you it's good money
One large tea, a mint tea, and two coffees please. I have a full house”
“Good moaning all pubsteroonie peeps and parpsingtons!
You'd be a brave man to take on THAT job, chinnock
Mind you it's good money One large tea, a mint tea, and two coffees please. I have a full house”
Morniung twass *clunk clunk clunk*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
* Fires strong shots of tranquilliser into SR's thick neck, superglues her hands to the bar and proceeds to spread thick measures of Marmite over her ears and nose. *
Let that be a lesson to you.
*Settles cleaning bill and orders McBreakfast and coffee to be delivered.* ”
“Good morning everyone.
Tea please.
* Fires strong shots of tranquilliser into SR's thick neck, superglues her hands to the bar and proceeds to spread thick measures of Marmite over her ears and nose. *
Let that be a lesson to you.
*Settles cleaning bill and orders McBreakfast and coffee to be delivered.* ”
Why are you 'attacking' the coat stand......stooooopid wee man! You can clean that mess up!
*intercepts McD's delivery & sends it back*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Some stuff for you Englishers to take heed of!
HERE
.......and HERE
.......and HERE
......finally, a wee quiz for Englishers.......scores please. HERE”
“Some stuff for you Englishers to take heed of!
HERE
.......and HERE
.......and HERE
......finally, a wee quiz for Englishers.......scores please. HERE
”
Well I got a braw score....14/17! A mixture of what I've learned in here and lucky guesses
Some of those Scottish foods.....*BOAKS*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Well I got a braw score....14/17! A mixture of what I've learned in here and lucky guesses
Some of those Scottish foods.....*BOAKS*”
“Well I got a braw score....14/17! A mixture of what I've learned in here and lucky guesses
Some of those Scottish foods.....*BOAKS*
”
Well done you.
I have to agree with you on that score........some would never pass my lips!
Morning
I'll have a pizza 🍕 supper wi salt & sauce, a bag of granny sookers & a 1/4 of strippit baws please.
Save me a macaroni pie for later please....*drools*
I'll have a pizza 🍕 supper wi salt & sauce, a bag of granny sookers & a 1/4 of strippit baws please.
Save me a macaroni pie for later please....*drools*
Morning.
Been having trouble logging in.
Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.
Been having trouble logging in.
Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.
Good afternoon everyone.
*Pokes 'coat stand' several times with knitting needle ... SR screams.*
Looks as if I was on target.
*Smears more Marmite on SR's cheeks and nose.*
I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“ Why are you 'attacking' the coat stand......stooooopid wee man!
You can clean that mess up!”
“
Why are you 'attacking' the coat stand......stooooopid wee man! You can clean that mess up!”
*Pokes 'coat stand' several times with knitting needle ... SR screams.
*Looks as if I was on target.
*Smears more Marmite on SR's cheeks and nose.*
I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.
I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.”
“Good afternoon everyone.
I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.
”
If that's the Whetstone one, it is literally around the corner from the house I lived in with ex Mr Twass for nigh on 25 years
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Morning.
Been having trouble logging in.
Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.”
“Morning.
Been having trouble logging in.
Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.”
I'd be bouncing off the ceiling with that much caffeine! I only have coffee when out and can have a proper one. Two teas a day is my usual intake of caffeine. Herb teas the rest of the time! Still, each to their own. I once worked for a chap who literally chain drank coffee all day. He must have had about 20 cups!!!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning
I'll have a pizza 🍕 supper wi salt & sauce, a bag of granny sookers & a 1/4 of strippit baws please.
Save me a macaroni pie for later please....*drools*”
“Morning
I'll have a pizza 🍕 supper wi salt & sauce, a bag of granny sookers & a 1/4 of strippit baws please.
Save me a macaroni pie for later please....*drools*”
Afternoon bob
Errrrrr this isn't Ye Olde Sweetie Shoppe..........foolish eejit!
*snootily replies* I don't serve rubbish food!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Morning.
Been having trouble logging in.
Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.”
“Morning.
Been having trouble logging in.
Didn’t think five coffees was that much. One with each meal, one mid morning and one mid afternoon.”
Sometimes that happens, it's so annoying.
Seems a lot to me! Suppose it mdepends how strong you have it
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.
*Pokes 'coat stand' several times with knitting needle ... SR screams.*
Looks as if I was on target.
*Smears more Marmite on SR's cheeks and nose.*
I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.”
“Good afternoon everyone.
*Pokes 'coat stand' several times with knitting needle ... SR screams.*
Looks as if I was on target.
*Smears more Marmite on SR's cheeks and nose.*
I'm off out for lunch. Visiting a newly opened Argentinian restaurant. Look here.”
*watches Eddy poking the coat stand*..........You're a very strange wee person!
Happy munching.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'd be bouncing off the ceiling with that much caffeine! I only have coffee when out and can have a proper one. Two teas a day is my usual intake of caffeine. Herb teas the rest of the time! Still, each to their own. I once worked for a chap who literally chain drank coffee all day. He must have had about 20 cups!!!”
“I'd be bouncing off the ceiling with that much caffeine! I only have coffee when out and can have a proper one. Two teas a day is my usual intake of caffeine. Herb teas the rest of the time! Still, each to their own. I once worked for a chap who literally chain drank coffee all day. He must have had about 20 cups!!!”
Me too, however having said that, when I was in the pub trade I had a lot more than 5 mugs a day!
I very seldom drink coffee nowadays, & when I do it's generally only 1 cappuccino. I do however probably have 5 mugs of tea in a day. As I don't take sugar in my tea I justify it that way.
Afternoon all.
Afternoon SR and all pubster punters. Turned into a lovely sunny afternoon after bucketing down this morning....
Glass of Merlot please
Glass of Merlot please
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Looks suspicious*”
“*Looks suspicious*
”
I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!
Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all
It'll take a while but I'll be reading back
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Afternoon SR and all pubster punters. Turned into a lovely sunny afternoon after bucketing down this morning....
Glass of Merlot please”
“Afternoon SR and all pubster punters. Turned into a lovely sunny afternoon after bucketing down this morning....
Glass of Merlot please
”
It's been ok here today, lovely & sunny earlier but has dulled down a bit now. *clunk* Are your visitors away now?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!
Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all
It'll take a while but I'll be reading back”
“
I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!
Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all
It'll take a while but I'll be reading back
”
Afternoon Joe, welcome home. *clunk*
I think you should be aware bob has been telling Eddy you told him he could have drinks on your slate! Eddy of course was only too willing to do that!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!
Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all
It'll take a while but I'll be reading back”
“
I'm just aff the plane & home, & look who's back, my auld mucker Chinnie & Gemo !!!
Welcome hame matey ..........& Afternoon all
It'll take a while but I'll be reading back
”
Welcome back Sleeps! I hope you had a grand holibob
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“It's been ok here today, lovely & sunny earlier but has dulled down a bit now. *clunk* Are your visitors away now?
”
“It's been ok here today, lovely & sunny earlier but has dulled down a bit now. *clunk* Are your visitors away now?
”
Yes, they went orf for a day in Canterbury and will likely be on the train home by now.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps”
“Evening peeps
”
Evening Count Chinsula
Large goblet of bl...I mean, red wine please
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening Count Chinsula
Large goblet of bl...I mean, red wine please”
“Evening Count Chinsula
Large goblet of bl...I mean, red wine please
”
Hmm, *eyes witcheypoo suspiciously* *clunk*
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