*climbs off of lawnmower*

Morning All

Hopefully that'll be the last cut.

Fresh coffee please.

*settles in corner with The Silage Chronicle*

Morning.

I’ve got the stupid Gala dinner at the end of the week, come home for a night and away to Malta. I’ve had almost a year of Mr G moving stuff around and putting things away and I can’t find anything.… and I’m not supposed to stress ’cos of my BP… and he keeps saying he hasn’t moved stuff… aaaargh.

The guy who does my garden has had a serious motorbike accident! He's been in a wheelchair for about 6 weeks, but is now on crutches! He's had one of his mates to keep up with his work, & I got mine cut last week. The guy who is doing it temporarily is coming back in a couple of weeks to cut the bushes back.
*clunk*.........*keeps a beady eye on bob*

Afternoon gemo, I thought yer BP had settled? Is the stuff which may or may not have been moved vitally important? If it Isn't, forget about it, it'll turn up when you least expect it. *clunk*

Good afternoon.

What's today lunch special? I'm starving.

Afternoon Eddy

Spam kebabs with chips & salad.

Hi there SR.


Wonderful, just wonderful.

Does that come with a complimentary glass of something or the other?

Pleased you're pleased *clatter clunk* Indeed it does but only to one of my valued customers, a glass of water with an ice cube.
Enjoy.

Afternoon all peeps....had the weird experience this morning of thousands of bees swarming in my garden Wrong time of year for that entirely .......

Unlike the last swarm I had they didn't do yellow bee poos on my washing. Thank goodness

Large tea please!

* Hangs Boaby * on the shoogliy nail heed first 6 inchs fae the silage, any more of yer schect & you'll be 4 inchs from it ? the next time fella !!!


Who cares, I'm still on my holideeee's

* I say Honey * You say * ?



He's the biggest pest we have in this pub, wait till I start back, him & his little toad friend are in fer a shock, I can tell ya !!!

Afternoon Boab, Eddy, Sr, & all

I hadn’t taken my Kalms.

Mr G had a long computer update so he found most of the things I was looking for AND cleaned my bathroom, I do it but he has a steam cleaner which gets things really clean – and he likes using it in my white tiled bathroom.. Mr G hasn’t found my Simon’s Cat pins, though.

My stressing has reduced but not gone and two cats were going to the vets this afternoon. Electra has teeth problems and Shadow had harvest mites which seem to be gone but he still has bumps on his skin from them. Willow had the same but her bumps have gone.

Afternoon all peeps! Bowl of soup please and some cheese on toast, with a glass of red wine

I've never used one of those steam cleaners.....do you recommend them Gemo? And has Mr G got his own personal bathroom separate to yours?

I’ve never used it either but Mr G likes it.

We have our own bathrooms both upstairs and downstairs, sort of.

My downstairs loo has the washing machine in it and his is next to the bins where the cat trays are done. I have a non-working jacuzzi in my bathroom, and Mr G has a longer bath and the taps have a shower head so I use his bathroom to wash my hair.

I've never lived in a house with more than one loo or bathroom The thought of having FOUR LOOS to clean is not something I would ever covet

It’s easy to get used to having your own bathroom.

Living on my own, I sort of do now....except when guests arrive

Evening peeps *clunks and clatters*

I can exclusively reveal that Sr's real age is :



More revelations from the Attic to follow tomorrow!

She doesn't look a day over either!

Evening chinsenstein. Ta muchly!

I know wot you mean!!!!

Good evening everyone.


You will probably be sacked soon. I'm very sorry indeed, I would put in a good word for you but, for the life of me, I can't think of one.

*slurps*

Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.


As young as that?

I know!!

Any chance of a hot curry takeaway with all the trimmings?

I'm the glue, that holds this place together ......so you just think on fella

Not while I'm in charge there aint !

& yer farm shows band from the pub telly, but you can both join me watching CORRIE ?

While you were away I've installed TV that don't allow any football or Corrie. Only Emmerdale and I'm in charge. And remember I have all the Attic secrets on you.

We will be watching Corrie.

A cardboard box with a picture of a cow and The Woolpack sign isn’t a telly. I hope you didn’t pay too much for it and that whatever you paid didn’t come out of Pub funds.