Don't you morning me ya wee toad! *hauls chinny (with difficulty) off onto the shoogly nail* & you can stay up there until I decide what else to do with you!


I've never touched him!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Poor, poor chin!

.......and don't start whining or I'll cover yer gob with gaffer tape!

*peeks in nervously*

Morning lovely Landlady and all pubster peeps! Wot a gorgeous morning it is. Well actually it's grey and raining but let's be happy and positive

*hauls chin [with difficulty] off shoogly nail* Quick! Run for the hills!!

Don't you morning me.........*hauls twass (with difficulty), onto a shoogly nail* You can keep chinny company now!


I don't think so sunshine......*foils twass*

Dang! I wasn't quick enough. The ginger ninja has caught us Where's planets when you need her??

While I'm up here, I'll have a tea and marmite on toast please

Good morning all from a very sunny, but quite chilly north London.

I do wish you people would stop upsetting our lovely landlady . Stop breaking the Pub rules and other bad behaviour. We are so lucky to have SR etc etc and so on and so forth and blah, blah ...

*Liberates Chin and twassington from the shoogly nail.*

You 2 owe me a nice breakfast.

I just have sea salt on my fish and chips with some lemon for my fish.

Good morning all.

morning all *shakes rain off coat* it's grim out.... cup of builders tea and some cheese on toast please.

There you go. *clatter* *clatter*

morning Gemo! sounds nice!! i like lemon if i'm having fish without batter (home cooked fishies) but for chip shop fish i like a bit of vinegar....i'm going off the salt the older i get but for some reason the last couple of months vinegar has become super delicious and i crave it

thanks very much pouring with rain here it looks like one of those days where it never gets lighter than a sort of grey twilight

Sea slat seems to have a strong taste for a small quantity. When I don’t want the taste I use Lo-Salt. I don’t like vinegar at all apart from balsamic.

Very cold here and dull.

have you tried that pink himalayan salt it has a lovely flavour?

I have.

I'm not a big fan of vinegar other than balsamic to be honest. Not tried pink salt, although my daughter has it. I will give it a go! Like planets I have less and less salt as time passes.

Thanks for liberating us Eddy. Breakfast is on chins tomorrow morning

Good afternoon all.


Ok, you can get the drinks in tonight.

You need to keep yer beak out of things which don't concern you! *hauls Eddy off to the recently vacated shoogly nail*

Afternoon gemo.

You've got a nerve missy! How very dare you bring food onto the premises! *hauls planet's off to the shoogly nail*


You can keep Eddy & planets company! *hauls twass onto the shoogly nail again*

Afternoon all.

Good afternoon.

Been looking for some good books to read now I can again. Got the latest Ian Rankin and David Mitchell but wouldn’t mind another one. There’s a new Victoria Hislopp but it’s just come out and is expensive at the moment.

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!

You must have missed reading.
I can't imagine what that must have been like. I don't watch much TV (only really watch something in particular which I want to watch), I much prefer to read a book.

You better stop yer whining or I'll be forced to gaffer tape yer gob!