Can I get a cup of tea while I'm up here? I feel sure planets and Eddy would like one too. You may as well make money out of us while we are your prisoners

Ok, seeing as you asked so nicely.......cash up front tho'! *clunk clunk clunk*

I have and I’ve become very critical of badly written books because when I did read I could only do it slowly so all the flaws stood out. read a Lynda la Plante and a Kate Mosse and they were very disappointing. My daughters’ BFF published a book – Dancing in the Mists of Time – and that is a piece of delightful escapism.

*pays up* Ta muchly! *slurp*

this shoogly nail, is it a salon for getting a manicure? *sips tea*

Not sure if there's any particular genre you like Gemo but of the stuff i've read recently i would recommend:
Dissolution by CJ Sansom (and the rest of the Matthew Shardlake series)
The Watchers by Jon Steele
The Lost Army of the Cambysis by Paul Sussman
and a book i always recommend The Rebel Angels by my favourite author Robertson Davies.

They are all well written (especially the last) and books where you read two sentences and you are lost in that world!!!

Er, no....it's a gurt big rusty hook for hanging customers on who SR decides have had too much fun

Afternoon peeps *clunks* *clatters*

Ta muchly old bean, much needed

Good evening everyone.

A stella please.

Evening Eddy *clunk* You seem in a good mood?

Right you are boss, I'll sort them 3 out & that other Boaby the farmer, if that numpty comes in aswell tonight if they start




I've been told you lot can only eat pub grub in here from now on, so you have been warned !

Erm who are you again? http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertai...86scottish.jpg

*Slurps.*

Thank you and whatever you are having.

Yes, it's been a good day. No particular reason, just everything fell into place.

What shall we eat?

Whispers:

Nowt, you'll be wearing it

Wot you doing wiv Sonia photo ?

Oh dear!

A spicy lamb curry with all the trimmings ta!

It'll be straight in the bin, as soon as its delivered, more money down the drain fer Edu !

Tuck in Chin, it's here!!! Lamb curry and all the regular starters and trimmings. Smells delicious.

* Chucks Lamb Curry in the bin * & the pair a numptys out intae the carpark, you can both sit there & drink yer drinks, yer not getting back in here 2night !

Ssshhhhhh, were watching Emmerdale and having our dinner.

*Calls out to local yoof.*

Close the Pub windows. We don't want to listen to his rantings. Just make sure he can't get out of the bin before closing time.

Not in here ya aint ........... yer barred & that ex-barman

If you were thre real Sleeps, as opposed to some random ranting dodgy geezer, you would know that you can't sack Chin and you would be watching that awful cobbles show.

Now, shooooooosh.