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Old 12-10-2016, 19:50
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Ssshhhhhh, were watching Emmerdale and having our dinner.

*Calls out to local yoof.*

Close the Pub windows. We don't want to listen to his rantings. Just make sure he can't get out of the bin before closing time.
Ta very muchly old bean! *Tucks in heartily*
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Old 12-10-2016, 19:53
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, you would know that you can't sack Chin
That why you don't get staff emails........
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Old 12-10-2016, 19:56
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Ta very muchly old bean! *Tucks in heartily*
You really should keep up wiv reading the fred ......son

Yer currys in the bin & yer sacked
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Old 12-10-2016, 19:57
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I see normality carries on in t'Pub

Large glass of Merlot please and a bag of cheese straws
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:00
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I see normality carries on in t'Pub

Large glass of Merlot please and a bag of cheese straws
You can sling yer hook, back tae yer yacking tae planets & not so happy ?
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:05
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You can sling yer hook, back tae yer yacking tae planets & not so happy ?
I'm sensing your customer service skills are somewhat lacking. I think SR ought to send you on a course
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:10
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Good evening twassington.

I'm sensing your customer service skills are somewhat lacking. I think SR ought to send you on a course
SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy.
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:13
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Good evening twassington.



SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy.
It amazes me this pub makes any money at all the way they treat their customers!
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:24
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I'm sensing your customer service skills are somewhat lacking. I think SR ought to send you on a course
Good evening twassington.



SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy.
It amazes me this pub makes any money at all the way they treat their customers!
Never a truer word! *Rolleyes*
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:25
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Night peeps.
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:26
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Night chinstrap. Pleasant dreams
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Old 12-10-2016, 20:49
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*tucks Chinchin into bed with hot milk & a Farley's Rusk*
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Old 12-10-2016, 23:29
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Not sure if there's any particular genre you like Gemo but of the stuff i've read recently i would recommend:
Dissolution by CJ Sansom (and the rest of the Matthew Shardlake series)
The Watchers by Jon Steele
The Lost Army of the Cambysis by Paul Sussman
and a book i always recommend The Rebel Angels by my favourite author Robertson Davies.

They are all well written (especially the last) and books where you read two sentences and you are lost in that world!!!
Thanks. I’ll check them out.
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Old 13-10-2016, 06:19
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* Opens pub * Marrin all
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Old 13-10-2016, 06:33
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* Opens pub * Marrin all
Morning Joe *clunk*
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Old 13-10-2016, 06:43
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Morning Sr and Sleeps
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Old 13-10-2016, 06:51
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I have and I’ve become very critical of badly written books because when I did read I could only do it slowly so all the flaws stood out. read a Lynda la Plante and a Kate Mosse and they were very disappointing. My daughters’ BFF published a book – Dancing in the Mists of Time – and that is a piece of delightful escapism.
I hate badly edited books, Kindle books are bad for that!

Speaking of Kindle, I'm reading this at the moment.........
Between Two Rivers: A Story of Life, Love and Marriage from an English woman in Baghdad
Dorothy Al Khafaji
Kindle Edition
It's based from the 60's, before Iraq had all it's troubles.
this shoogly nail, is it a salon for getting a manicure? *sips tea*
Oh it's been known to be that, I can remove yer tash, chin hair or hair from yer legs.
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Er, no....it's a gurt big rusty hook for hanging customers on who SR decides have had too much fun
How very dare you! It's there for when you punters run amok!
*Slurps.*

Thank you and whatever you are having.

Yes, it's been a good day. No particular reason, just everything fell into place.

What shall we eat?
How about THIS
Good evening twassington.



SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy.
Excuse me (as I've told you time & time again), I manage my anger very well!
It amazes me this pub makes any money at all the way they treat their customers!
'Tis all character building.
Never a truer word! *Rolleyes*

You better watch yer step mister!
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Old 13-10-2016, 06:53
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Morning Sr and Sleeps
*scowls at chinny* still pushin' yer luck mister! *lobs cleaning products at chin's fat head* Go & clean the gents, they stink!
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Old 13-10-2016, 07:04
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Morning all peepsicles, SR, Sleeps, chinnock and all regulars, lurkers, weirdos, chancers and animals

Large tea please. Did you read Tesco are running short of Marmite in a dispute over its price? Please get industrial shedloads of it in stock for us Marmite loving punters
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Old 13-10-2016, 07:17
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Morning all peepsicles, SR, Sleeps, chinnock and all regulars, lurkers, weirdos, chancers and animals

Large tea please. Did you read Tesco are running short of Marmite in a dispute over its price? Please get industrial shedloads of it in stock for us Marmite loving punters
Morning twass..........if you think I'm paying over-inflated prices for stinking Marmite yer on another planet! If I did that, I would have to charge you extortionate prices, then you would moan (even more than you usually do)!
*clunk*
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Old 13-10-2016, 07:24
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Morning twass..........if you think I'm paying over-inflated prices for stinking Marmite yer on another planet! If I did that, I would have to charge you extortionate prices, then you would moan (even more than you usually do)!
*clunk*
Meh! I'll bring me own
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* Ta very much!
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Old 13-10-2016, 07:28
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Meh! I'll bring me own
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* Ta very much!
I would have to charge you for that privilege!
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Old 13-10-2016, 07:36
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I would have to charge you for that privilege!
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*mutters and plots*
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Old 13-10-2016, 07:52
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*mutters and plots*
Sorry, I didn't quite catch that!
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Old 13-10-2016, 08:01
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Byeee peeps. Have a good day.
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