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The Pub (Part 48)

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chinchin

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“

Ssshhhhhh, were watching Emmerdale and having our dinner.

*Calls out to local yoof.*

Close the Pub windows. We don't want to listen to his rantings. Just make sure he can't get out of the bin before closing time.”

Ta very muchly old bean! *Tucks in heartily*

The_Sleeper

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“, you would know that you can't sack Chin ”

That why you don't get staff emails........

The_Sleeper

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly old bean! *Tucks in heartily* ”

You really should keep up wiv reading the fred ......son

Yer currys in the bin & yer sacked

twassington

12-10-2016

I see normality carries on in t'Pub

Large glass of Merlot please and a bag of cheese straws

The_Sleeper

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I see normality carries on in t'Pub

Large glass of Merlot please and a bag of cheese straws ”

You can sling yer hook, back tae yer yacking tae planets & not so happy ?

twassington

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“You can sling yer hook, back tae yer yacking tae planets & not so happy ? ”

I'm sensing your customer service skills are somewhat lacking. I think SR ought to send you on a course

EddyBee

12-10-2016

Good evening twassington.

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm sensing your customer service skills are somewhat lacking. I think SR ought to send you on a course ”

SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy.

twassington

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening twassington.

SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy. ”

It amazes me this pub makes any money at all the way they treat their customers!

chinchin

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“I'm sensing your customer service skills are somewhat lacking. I think SR ought to send you on a course ”

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening twassington.

SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy. ”

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It amazes me this pub makes any money at all the way they treat their customers! ”

Never a truer word! *Rolleyes*

chinchin

12-10-2016

Night peeps.

twassington

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Night peeps. ”

Night chinstrap. Pleasant dreams

farmer bob

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Night peeps. ”

*tucks Chinchin into bed with hot milk & a Farley's Rusk*

Gemo52

12-10-2016

Originally Posted by planets:
“Not sure if there's any particular genre you like Gemo but of the stuff i've read recently i would recommend:
Dissolution by CJ Sansom (and the rest of the Matthew Shardlake series)
The Watchers by Jon Steele
The Lost Army of the Cambysis by Paul Sussman
and a book i always recommend The Rebel Angels by my favourite author Robertson Davies.

They are all well written (especially the last) and books where you read two sentences and you are lost in that world!!!”

Thanks. I’ll check them out.

The_Sleeper

13-10-2016

* Opens pub * Marrin all

Scots rool

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* Opens pub * Marrin all ”

Morning Joe *clunk*

chinchin

13-10-2016

Morning Sr and Sleeps

Scots rool

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I have and I’ve become very critical of badly written books because when I did read I could only do it slowly so all the flaws stood out. read a Lynda la Plante and a Kate Mosse and they were very disappointing. My daughters’ BFF published a book – Dancing in the Mists of Time – and that is a piece of delightful escapism.”

I hate badly edited books, Kindle books are bad for that!

Speaking of Kindle, I'm reading this at the moment.........
Between Two Rivers: A Story of Life, Love and Marriage from an English woman in Baghdad
Dorothy Al Khafaji
Kindle Edition
It's based from the 60's, before Iraq had all it's troubles.

Originally Posted by planets:
“this shoogly nail, is it a salon for getting a manicure? *sips tea*”

Oh it's been known to be that, I can remove yer tash, chin hair or hair from yer legs.

Spoiler

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Er, no....it's a gurt big rusty hook for hanging customers on who SR decides have had too much fun ”

How very dare you! It's there for when you punters run amok!

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Slurps.*

Thank you and whatever you are having.

Yes, it's been a good day. No particular reason, just everything fell into place.

What shall we eat?”

How about THIS

Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening twassington.

SR should also go on that course and they can both do with some anger management therapy. ”

Excuse me (as I've told you time & time again), I manage my anger very well!

Originally Posted by twassington:
“It amazes me this pub makes any money at all the way they treat their customers! ”

'Tis all character building.

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Never a truer word! *Rolleyes*”

You better watch yer step mister!

Scots rool

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and Sleeps ”

*scowls at chinny* still pushin' yer luck mister! *lobs cleaning products at chin's fat head* Go & clean the gents, they stink!

twassington

13-10-2016

Morning all peepsicles, SR, Sleeps, chinnock and all regulars, lurkers, weirdos, chancers and animals

Large tea please. Did you read Tesco are running short of Marmite in a dispute over its price?

Please get industrial shedloads of it in stock for us Marmite loving punters

Scots rool

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles, SR, Sleeps, chinnock and all regulars, lurkers, weirdos, chancers and animals

Large tea please. Did you read Tesco are running short of Marmite in a dispute over its price? Please get industrial shedloads of it in stock for us Marmite loving punters ”

Morning twass..........if you think I'm paying over-inflated prices for stinking Marmite yer on another planet! If I did that, I would have to charge you extortionate prices, then you would moan (even more than you usually do)!

*clunk*

twassington

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass..........if you think I'm paying over-inflated prices for stinking Marmite yer on another planet! If I did that, I would have to charge you extortionate prices, then you would moan (even more than you usually do)!
*clunk* ”

Meh! I'll bring me own

*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* Ta very much!

Scots rool

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“Meh! I'll bring me own
*sluuuuuuuuuuuuuurp* Ta very much!”

I would have to charge you for that privilege!

Spoiler

twassington

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“I would have to charge you for that privilege!

Spoiler

& you'd still have to eat it outside

”

*mutters and plots*

Scots rool

13-10-2016

Originally Posted by twassington:
“*mutters and plots*”

Sorry, I didn't quite catch that!

chinchin

13-10-2016

Byeee peeps.

Have a good day.

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