Simples ... you only ordered 2 glasses. Had you fancied a whole bottle, you could have ordered one.

Have you managed to keep the central heating off?

Yes! It's been so very mild here, no heating on and no fire lit and we're perfectly warm!

Good morning you lot.

*Knocks on door, knocks some more, knocks on windows, starts shouting through letter box, starts bashing and kicking on door.*

Sits on doorstep full of fury.

Rings for McBreakfast to be delivered.

Morning Eddy *clunk* *clatter* I was in the cellar changing the barrels!

Hi there Chin.

I was worried in case SR had imprisoned you again.

*Sits down and enjoys McBreakfast.*

*watches Eddy work himself up into a frenzy*

Morning chinny *clunk*

The only person you care about is yerself!

*snatches breakfast out from under Eddy's nose & lobs it in the pig swill*

I don't blame you. That would be typical bliddy behaviour!!! *Rolleyes*


Morning Sr *clunk*

*glares at chinny*

Morning all peepsicles and pubster punters! Glass of orange juice please And a soft boiled egg with toast soldiers. Mini twass will be orf home today...when she gets up that is!

Morning twass *clunk clatter*

Turf her out of bed, lazy bugger!

Ta muchly SR. It may indeed come to that!

'Tis character building too.

Morning twassock *clunk*

Byeeeeeeeeeee peeps Have a good day!

Morning chins and byeeeeeeeeee chins

Byeeee chinny, you have a good one too.

How dare you? Right, that does it.

You are coming off my Christmas card list. Think on that.

Tea please.

Can I come off it aswell please ?

Asda's own it is coming right up !

Morning Eddy & all

Hi there Sleeps.


You were never on it. Sorry.

By the way, you are aware that SR never charges me for ASDA tea? I drink it but I don't pay. I only pay when the Pub has Sainsbury's Gold Blend in.

II've already took the money for the tea, & a couple a £ fer a tip & put it in the staffs tip jar, for mine & chinnies Xmas night out !

*clutches heart* OMG how will I cope! ROLLEYES

*clunk*

Stop lying through yer teeth - or you'll be picking them up off the floor!

Just you make sure I'm not out of pocket!

Afternoon all.

*plays choon on jukebox*

You got to love that one

Afternoon all peeps. Soup of the day with a roll and butter please, and a half of pear cider. Ta very much.

Indeed so.
*clunk clatter*

Good afternoon all.

It's turned out to be really mild and sunny here.


That's fair enough, I suppose.

I hate to be the one to tell you this. I do feel that Chin should have his own staff tip jar. He is far more popular than you and will get a lot more tips than you. It's unfair that he should have to share with you, SR and other staff members. ... I'm just trying to help.

Afternoon Eddy........still moaning on I see!

It was really dull here until about 2-00pm after an hour or so it's reverted back to dull & overcast. Ho hum.