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Old 18-10-2016, 07:21
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Old 18-10-2016, 07:35
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Ta very muchly Eddy! What are we having to eat tonight? I fancy turkey and cranberry sauce baguettes.

Yes, the head chef at the local Hilton is going to personally deliver them. They'll be here shortly together with a selection of their miniature desserts. Enjoy.
*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*
Hi twassington. You can join us but you have to pay SR's plateage.

Go on then, I may as well be hung on the shoogly for a sheep as a lamb
*prepares large bill for twass the greedy*
SR doesn't mind so long as she gets plateage. In any case, Chin is in charge tonight.

Now tuck in!

You're dead meat mister!
*deducts monies from chinny's wages*
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Old 18-10-2016, 07:48
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*raids Monopoly set for enough 'money' to pay bills*
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Old 18-10-2016, 08:00
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Morning peeps Poor, poor chin!
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Old 18-10-2016, 08:10
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*raids Monopoly set for enough 'money' to pay bills*
*glares at twass* You can forget that missy, I want real cash, or yer barred!
Morning peeps Poor, poor chin!
Stop yer snivelling, you bring it on yerself! *cuffs chinny round the lugs*
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Old 18-10-2016, 08:15
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*writes cheque from account in which there is precisely £1.25*
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Old 18-10-2016, 08:38
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*writes cheque from account in which there is precisely £1.25*
*tears up cheque* cash only.......now cough up!
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Old 18-10-2016, 08:40
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*tears up cheque* cash only.......now cough up!
*opens purse....moths fly out......*
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Old 18-10-2016, 08:42
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*opens purse....moths fly out......*

I've been more than patient with you! *hauls twass off to the shoogly nail* You can stay there 'till you pay yer bill!
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Old 18-10-2016, 09:15
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters......oh twass, not a good start to your day

Wonders wot to do
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Old 18-10-2016, 09:35
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Morning McScots and all the pubsters......oh twass, not a good start to your day

Wonders wot to do
Morning hoots.........don't let twass lead you astray! Have a nice cup of tea & smirk at twass. *clunk*
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Old 18-10-2016, 11:26
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Good morning everyone.

A little chilly this morning at 13c but sunny.

Tea please with a lightly buttered fruited scone. Hurry up, I haven't got all blooming day.

*Spots twassington dangling from the shoogly nail and frees her.*

You have to pay for my breakfast.



*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*
What for exactly you thieving so and so?
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Old 18-10-2016, 12:01
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Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.
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Old 18-10-2016, 14:00
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Good morning everyone.

A little chilly this morning at 13c but sunny.

Tea please with a lightly buttered fruited scone. Hurry up, I haven't got all blooming day.

*Spots twassington dangling from the shoogly nail and frees her.*

You have to pay for my breakfast.



What for exactly you thieving so and so?

*grabs Eddy the Crook by the throat* Listen you wee scrote, you do NOT interfere in pub business, you do NOT decide when or if you release people from the shoogly nail! You can cough up what you owe or you can sling yer hook! You have been charged a premium for poking yer beak into things which don't concern you & also for yer illegal food!
Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.
Good stuff, I'll just have to imagine you in your 'clobber'. *clunk*

Had my flu jab & bloods taken this morning.
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Old 18-10-2016, 14:28
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Had my flu jab & bloods taken this morning.
Never had a flu jab, did you have tae fast fer yer bloods ? I've got too get mine done in a few weeks,

Dont do the bookface stuff!

Afternoon Sr, Gemo, & all .......... was really cold this morning but still no frost yet !
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:16
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Never had a flu jab, did you have tae fast fer yer bloods ? I've got too get mine done in a few weeks,

Dont do the bookface stuff!

Afternoon Sr, Gemo, & all .......... was really cold this morning but still no frost yet !
It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.

I stopped doing it as it bored me.

Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:18
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It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.

I stopped doing it as it bored me.

Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*
Victorian Slums was good last night, & Still Game.
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:25
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It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.
I stopped doing it as it bored me.
Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*
When I have to fast, I go first thing in the morning before work, so its not to bad

Its nice out now, it'll not be long till the clocks go back, a week on saturday its our half term just now the kids are of all week

I'll have a diet bru with plenty of ice please !
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:35
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When I have to fast, I go first thing in the morning before work, so its not to bad

Its nice out now, it'll not be long till the clocks go back, a week on saturday its our half term just now the kids are of all week

I'll have a diet bru with plenty of ice please !
Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.

Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!

*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:37
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I'm getting smart meters installed tomorrow........whoopie,, free gas & electricity on Sundays between 9-00 - 5-00
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:43
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What for exactly you thieving so and so?
Yep. Thieving so and so.

Afternoon Sr and peeps.

You do realise that there are motives behind installing Smart meters? I have seen internet and other articles and things on TV. In time of high demand your electric could be switched off.also the enormous cost of installing them in every home will be eventually added on to bills.

http://stopsmartmeters.org.uk/

https://twitter.com/SpyMeters?ref_sr...Ctwgr%5Eauthor
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:49
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Yep. Thieving so and so.
* Judus *

* Decks the pub out in Bayer Leverkusen banners * for Eddy tonight, dont say I aint good tae yeh fella !

Hope you & judus enjoy yer grub tae night !

Afternoon my fellow peep
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Old 18-10-2016, 16:54
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Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.
Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!
*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.
Our bloods place is first come first done, thats why I always go about 07.45 ish
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Old 18-10-2016, 17:21
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* Judus *

* Decks the pub out in Bayer Leverkusen banners * for Eddy tonight, dont say I aint good tae yeh fella !

Hope you & judus enjoy yer grub tae night !

Afternoon my fellow peep
Afternoon Raspberries! *clunk*
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Old 18-10-2016, 17:22
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Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.
I saw it

Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.

Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!

*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.
Indeed, the fasting ones I've had you always get a very early appointment. I guess otherwise folks would be keeling over in the waiting room with low blood sugar

Evening all peeps. Orf out with son and DIL in about an hour
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