Morning all 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy!
What are we having to eat tonight? I fancy turkey and cranberry sauce baguettes.”
“Ta very muchly Eddy!
What are we having to eat tonight? I fancy turkey and cranberry sauce baguettes.”
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Yes, the head chef at the local Hilton is going to personally deliver them. They'll be here shortly together with a selection of their miniature desserts. Enjoy.”
“Yes, the head chef at the local Hilton is going to personally deliver them. They'll be here shortly together with a selection of their miniature desserts. Enjoy.”
*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi twassington. You can join us but you have to pay SR's plateage.
”
“Hi twassington. You can join us but you have to pay SR's plateage.
”
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Go on then, I may as well be hung on the shoogly for a sheep as a lamb”
“Go on then, I may as well be hung on the shoogly for a sheep as a lamb
”
*prepares large bill for twass the greedy*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“SR doesn't mind so long as she gets plateage. In any case, Chin is in charge tonight.
Now tuck in!”
“SR doesn't mind so long as she gets plateage. In any case, Chin is in charge tonight.
Now tuck in!”
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Indeed. I'm in charge! https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2PSuDpHzMYo/hqdefault.jpg”
“Indeed. I'm in charge!
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/2PSuDpHzMYo/hqdefault.jpg”
You're dead meat mister!
*deducts monies from chinny's wages*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*raids Monopoly set for enough 'money' to pay bills*
”
“*raids Monopoly set for enough 'money' to pay bills*
”
*glares at twass* You can forget that missy, I want real cash, or yer barred!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning peeps Poor, poor chin! 
”
“Morning peeps
Poor, poor chin! ”
Stop yer snivelling, you bring it on yerself! *cuffs chinny round the lugs*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*writes cheque from account in which there is precisely £1.25*”
“*writes cheque from account in which there is precisely £1.25*
”
*tears up cheque* cash only.......now cough up!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*tears up cheque* cash only.......now cough up!”
“*tears up cheque* cash only.......now cough up!
”
*opens purse....moths fly out......*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*opens purse....moths fly out......*”
“*opens purse....moths fly out......*
”
I've been more than patient with you! *hauls twass off to the shoogly nail* You can stay there 'till you pay yer bill!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Morning McScots and all the pubsters......oh twass, not a good start to your day
Wonders wot to do
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“Morning McScots and all the pubsters......oh twass, not a good start to your day
Wonders wot to do
”
Morning hoots.........don't let twass lead you astray!
Have a nice cup of tea & smirk at twass. *clunk*
Good morning everyone.
A little chilly this morning at 13c but sunny.
Tea please with a lightly buttered fruited scone. Hurry up, I haven't got all blooming day.
*Spots twassington dangling from the shoogly nail and frees her.*
You have to pay for my breakfast.
What for exactly you thieving so and so?
A little chilly this morning at 13c but sunny.
Tea please with a lightly buttered fruited scone. Hurry up, I haven't got all blooming day.
*Spots twassington dangling from the shoogly nail and frees her.*
You have to pay for my breakfast.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*
”
“
*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*”
What for exactly you thieving so and so?
Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
A little chilly this morning at 13c but sunny.
Tea please with a lightly buttered fruited scone. Hurry up, I haven't got all blooming day.
*Spots twassington dangling from the shoogly nail and frees her.*
You have to pay for my breakfast.
What for exactly you thieving so and so?”
“Good morning everyone.
A little chilly this morning at 13c but sunny.
Tea please with a lightly buttered fruited scone. Hurry up, I haven't got all blooming day.
*Spots twassington dangling from the shoogly nail and frees her.*
You have to pay for my breakfast.
What for exactly you thieving so and so?
”
*grabs Eddy the Crook by the throat* Listen you wee scrote, you do NOT interfere in pub business, you do NOT decide when or if you release people from the shoogly nail! You can cough up what you owe or you can sling yer hook! You have been charged a premium for poking yer beak into things which don't concern you & also for yer illegal food!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.”
“Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.”
Good stuff, I'll just have to imagine you in your 'clobber'.
*clunk*Had my flu jab & bloods taken this morning.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Had my flu jab & bloods taken this morning.”
“Had my flu jab & bloods taken this morning.
”
Never had a flu jab, did you have tae fast fer yer bloods ? I've got too get mine done in a few weeks,
Dont do the bookface stuff!
Afternoon Sr, Gemo, & all
.......... was really cold this morning but still no frost yet !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Never had a flu jab, did you have tae fast fer yer bloods ? I've got too get mine done in a few weeks,
Dont do the bookface stuff!
Afternoon Sr, Gemo, & all.......... was really cold this morning but still no frost yet !”
“Never had a flu jab, did you have tae fast fer yer bloods ? I've got too get mine done in a few weeks,
Dont do the bookface stuff!
Afternoon Sr, Gemo, & all
.......... was really cold this morning but still no frost yet !”
It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.
I stopped doing it as it bored me.
Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.
I stopped doing it as it bored me.
Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*”
“It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.
I stopped doing it as it bored me.
Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*
”
Victorian Slums was good last night, & Still Game.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.
I stopped doing it as it bored me.
Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*”
“It depends what type of test they're doing. I didn't need to fast.
I stopped doing it as it bored me.
Afternoon Joe, it was Ok here today, turned out a lovely sunny afternoon. I heard on the weather earlier there was snow up north!
*clunk*
”
When I have to fast, I go first thing in the morning before work, so its not to bad
Its nice out now, it'll not be long till the clocks go back, a week on saturday its our half term just now the kids are of all week
I'll have a diet bru with plenty of ice please !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“When I have to fast, I go first thing in the morning before work, so its not to bad
Its nice out now, it'll not be long till the clocks go back, a week on saturday its our half term just now the kids are of all week
I'll have a diet bru with plenty of ice please !”
“When I have to fast, I go first thing in the morning before work, so its not to bad
Its nice out now, it'll not be long till the clocks go back, a week on saturday its our half term just now the kids are of all week
I'll have a diet bru with plenty of ice please !
”
Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.
Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!
*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.
I'm getting smart meters installed tomorrow........whoopie,, free gas & electricity on Sundays between 9-00 - 5-00
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
What for exactly you thieving so and so?”
“
What for exactly you thieving so and so?
”
Yep. Thieving so and so.
Afternoon Sr and peeps.
You do realise that there are motives behind installing Smart meters? I have seen internet and other articles and things on TV. In time of high demand your electric could be switched off.also the enormous cost of installing them in every home will be eventually added on to bills.
http://stopsmartmeters.org.uk/
https://twitter.com/SpyMeters?ref_sr...Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Yep. Thieving so and so.”
“Yep. Thieving so and so.
”
* Judus *
* Decks the pub out in Bayer Leverkusen banners * for Eddy tonight, dont say I aint good tae yeh fella !
Hope you & judus enjoy yer grub tae night !
Afternoon my fellow peep
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.
Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!
*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.”
“Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.
Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!
*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.
”
Our bloods place is first come first done, thats why I always go about 07.45 ish
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* Judus *
* Decks the pub out in Bayer Leverkusen banners * for Eddy tonight, dont say I aint good tae yeh fella !
Hope you & judus enjoy yer grub tae night !
Afternoon my fellow peep”
“* Judus *
* Decks the pub out in Bayer Leverkusen banners * for Eddy tonight, dont say I aint good tae yeh fella !
Hope you & judus enjoy yer grub tae night !
Afternoon my fellow peep”
Afternoon
Raspberries! *clunk*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.”
“Back home from one busy thing where all went well and now off again. For those of you with the book of the face there’s a picture of me in my awards clobber.”
I saw it
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.
Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!
*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.”
“Any time I've had to fast the health centre try to give me an early appointment.
Yup dark mornings & dark afternoons........great.
Kids here are off too, they're off more than they're actually at school!
*clunk plonk plonk splosh* Oooops, didn't mean to splash you.
”
Indeed, the fasting ones I've had you always get a very early appointment. I guess otherwise folks would be keeling over in the waiting room with low blood sugar
Evening all peeps. Orf out with son and DIL in about an hour
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