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Old 26-10-2016, 05:33
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I think it's called body dysmorphic disorder...very sad!

White coffee please and some toast and marmite. Yes, I know I had breakfast already. Today I am being a hobbit, that means second breakfast
Only in a very few cases.......the likes of all these young women who are having botox (with not a wrinkle in sight), lip fillers, plastic boobs etc. - that's not body dysmorphic disorder! That's following the ''fashion trend'' & behaving like sheep because they're too stupid to realise the implications of what they're actually doing to their body! ROLLEYES
Good morning.

Chilly this morning, 11c but not dull.

I've taken a few days off work so it's Christmas shopping for me.

When are the Christmas decorations going back up? My high street is all done.

Tea please and a bowl of porridge, golden syrup flavour.
They'll go up at the appropriate time & not before! ROLLEYES
Good afternoon all.

I'm back from a very fruitful Christmas shop. My gifts to Cyprus are all sorted and I've bought a few huge inflateable Christmas decs to put outside the Pub. Ever so festive, full of lights and sparkles, and most of them sing as well.

Coffe please with a couple of almond slices.
You better be taking them home with you!
Afternoon Eddy....you do realise SR is going to pop those with her knitting needles, don't you??
Oh yes!
Ooh ta muchly Eddy. Don't mind if I do. Would you like a nice festive sherry or port?

Hi there.

A port please. I find it goes nicely with a slice of fruit cake.

*Finds festive music on mobile device.*

Two ports please chin, and whatever you're having as it's the season of good cheer

No it bloody isn't! Bunch of certifiable nutters!
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Old 26-10-2016, 06:35
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Old 26-10-2016, 06:48
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Morning Joe *clunk*
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Old 26-10-2016, 07:19
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Morning peeps Did you wet the bed?
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Old 26-10-2016, 07:37
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Wot?...........no!
Morning McScots and all the pubsters and bed wettsrs
Lovely cuppa plez and two slices of toast and Marmite plez.......ta. could I have a boed egg too?il
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Old 26-10-2016, 07:41
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Morning hoots *Mutter, mumble , grumble* *clunk and clatter*
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Old 26-10-2016, 07:42
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*Puts Christmas deccos back up, both internal and external*
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Old 26-10-2016, 07:55
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*Puts Christmas deccos back up, both internal and external*
LOL


They"ve got chrimbo trees in Homebase, so you weren't that early chins

Slurps tea....ta
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Old 26-10-2016, 07:56
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Morning all peepsicles, Santa's, elves, penguins and other festive souls

*brings in a load of carved Jack o Lantern pumpkins as well, festoons of paper bats, spray cobwebs and a coffin full of toffee apples* Halloween first!

Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo, followed by toast and marmite please!
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Old 26-10-2016, 08:05
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Morning twassock Do you like Eddy's inflatables? *clunk and clatters*
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Old 26-10-2016, 08:05
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Morning peeps Did you wet the bed?
No, did you!
Morning chinny poo *clunk*
Wot?...........no!
Morning McScots and all the pubsters and bed wettsrs
Lovely cuppa plez and two slices of toast and Marmite plez.......ta. could I have a boed egg too?il
Morning hoots...........eat that outside......*points to the beer garden* You can sit in the shed if you must!
*Puts Christmas deccos back up, both internal and external*

*rips down & burns all tat*
Morning all peepsicles, Santa's, elves, penguins and other festive souls

*brings in a load of carved Jack o Lantern pumpkins as well, festoons of paper bats, spray cobwebs and a coffin full of toffee apples* Halloween first!

Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo, followed by toast and marmite please!

Wot do you think yer doing? Since when did customers decide when to decorate the pub! *rips down offending articles & burns them*

*points to outside* Eat it out there.........*slam clatter*
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Old 26-10-2016, 08:16
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Morning twassock Do you like Eddy's inflatables? *clunk and clatters*
THESE ones you mean? *sniggers*
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Old 26-10-2016, 08:35
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THESE ones you mean? *sniggers*
You and your infernal knitting needles!!!
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Old 26-10-2016, 08:36
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Wot do you think yer doing? Since when did customers decide when to decorate the pub! *rips down offending articles & burns them*

*points to outside* Eat it out there.........*slam clatter*
*slopes off*
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Old 26-10-2016, 09:27
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You and your infernal knitting needles!!!
Guess you and me feels the same about hallorubbish and chrimbo Scots......when is they gonna have a cats day I wonder...now that would be good and worth celebrating
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Old 26-10-2016, 10:24
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Guess you and me feels the same about hallorubbish and chrimbo Scots......when is they gonna have a cats day I wonder...now that would be good and worth celebrating
It's tomorrow hoots!!

http://www.cats.org.uk/ascx/black-cats
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Old 26-10-2016, 13:18
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’d affynon. I’m home.

My eye didn’t break.
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Old 26-10-2016, 14:06
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’d affynon. I’m home.

My eye didn’t break.
Glad you are on the mend Gemo. Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters*
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Old 26-10-2016, 14:56
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You and your infernal knitting needles!!!
How very dare you! It was nothing to do with me!
Guess you and me feels the same about hallorubbish and chrimbo Scots......when is they gonna have a cats day I wonder...now that would be good and worth celebrating
Indeed so!
Why only black cats to be celebrated!
’d affynon. I’m home.

My eye didn’t break.
Welcome home, did you have a good time, how was the weather etc?
Glad you are on the mend Gemo. Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters*
Afternoon chinny & all.
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Old 26-10-2016, 14:59
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Afternoon Sr *clunk*
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Old 26-10-2016, 15:13
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Afternoon Sr *clunk*
Cheers Big Ears.........*leers at chinny*
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Old 26-10-2016, 15:57
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Why only black cats to be celebrated!
Due to Halloween and black cats being considered unlucky by some, and also they are the hardest to rehome for some weird reason.

August the 8th is International Cat Day and that one's for ALL puddy tats.

Afternoon all peepsicles! Pot of tea please and a slice of Parkin.
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Old 26-10-2016, 16:18
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Cheers Big Ears.........*leers at chinny*
*Runs screaming to the hills*
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Old 26-10-2016, 17:28
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How very dare you! It was nothing to do with me!

Indeed so!

Why only black cats to be celebrated!

Welcome home, did you have a good time, how was the weather etc?

Afternoon chinny & all.
The weather was pretty good after the first day and there were some excellent restaurants nearby that would have been good value if it wasn’t for the dreadful exchange rate. Malta was OK but there is so little to do compared with anywhere else we’ve been to so I won’t be rushing back. The worst thing was a wildlife park which was €15 to enter and there was no photography. If you wanted pictures of the animals you could call over the staff to take a picture with your camera. We didn’t bother with it.
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Old 26-10-2016, 17:29
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Glad you are on the mend Gemo. Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters*
Cheers chins.
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