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Old 29-10-2016, 07:54
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Good morning all.

A large strong tea please with 2 lightly buttered toasted bacon sanswiches as I like them with a sachet of brown sauce on the side.

Twass doesn't have an account........you don't have an account, no-one in here has an account! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Chancer*
I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than theft on your part.

The fact is that dear twassington wanted to buy me a couple of drinks. So please charge her. I have all her debit card details if that helps, just don't let her know.

PS - Christmas present wrapping class starts at 2pm, main bar. Pay Gorbals at the door.
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Old 29-10-2016, 08:02
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Good morning all.

A large strong tea please with 2 lightly buttered toasted bacon sanswiches as I like them with a sachet of brown sauce on the side.



I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than theft on your part.

The fact is that dear twassington wanted to buy me a couple of drinks. So please charge her. I have all her debit card details if that helps, just don't let her know.

PS - Christmas present wrapping class starts at 2pm, main bar. Pay Gorbals at the door.
Morning Eddy


How very dare you try to besmirch my name! Cough up or you'll regret it!

You lying toad! twass said no such thing. *gets on the phone to twass* Yes he has your card details & is spending on your cards!

I don't think so mister! You're not making any kind of profit on my premises! Nor are you exploiting the animals in the pub.

*slam clatter*
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Old 29-10-2016, 08:11
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Right, that does it. I'm going to Mcdonalds for breakfast and coffee.

Tell Chin his McBreakfast with extra hash browns will be here in a little while.
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Old 29-10-2016, 15:41
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Right, that does it. I'm going to Mcdonalds for breakfast and coffee.

Tell Chin his McBreakfast with extra hash browns will be here in a little while.
Byeeeeeeeee.............don't let the door hit you on the arse as you leave!

Chinny is errrrrr, ummmmmm, busy.
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Old 29-10-2016, 15:42
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Afternoon all
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Old 29-10-2016, 15:49
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*pins up notice*

Halloween party
Monday 31st October


Dookin' for apples, catch the Treacle scone, buffet full of goulish tasty treats........Drinks, BOGOF.
Prize for best dressed punter.
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Old 29-10-2016, 17:14
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Yes you did. p
Morning Joe, it'll keep you out of mischief. D *clunk*
Show me the proof ?
It did indeed, I'm just in & knackerd


You lying toad! twass said no such thing. *gets on the phone to twass* Yes he has your card details & is spending on your cards!
Thats wot happened to my Sil's dad, someone in his bank fleeced his account stole all his money, over a 3 yr period ( his dads got dementia) wont say how much ,
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Old 29-10-2016, 18:01
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Good evening Sleeps, SR, everyone.

*pins up notice*

Halloween party
Monday 31st October


Dookin' for apples, catch the Treacle scone, buffet full of goulish tasty treats........Drinks, BOGOF.
Prize for best dressed punter.
Everyone has to be quiet during Emmerdale.

*Nearly time for SCD. Calls Gorbals and Parton.*

Put on your happy feet and let's dance before the show. *Finds Zorba music on muisic device* Just jump up and down to the music.

A stella please and fizzy orange for my friends.
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Old 30-10-2016, 07:29
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 30-10-2016, 07:32
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Good morning everyone. Hi there SR ... you're late.

Tea please and a full traditional breakfast with an extra slice of toast. Have it ready to serve by the time I get back with the Sunday newspapers. Thank you.
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Old 30-10-2016, 07:34
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Marrin Sr, Eddy, & all
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Old 30-10-2016, 07:34
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Show me the proof ?
It did indeed, I'm just in & knackerd



Thats wot happened to my Sil's dad, someone in his bank fleeced his account stole all his money, over a 3 yr period
( his dads got dementia) wont say how much ,
There are some really nasty people in the world!
Good evening Sleeps, SR, everyone.



Everyone has to be quiet during Emmerdale.

*Nearly time for SCD. Calls Gorbals and Parton.*

Put on your happy feet and let's dance before the show. *Finds Zorba music on muisic device* Just jump up and down to the music.

A stella please and fizzy orange for my friends.

I don't think so! It's not for you to decide what goes on in the pub.

Parton & Gorbals have barfed all over the gents & in the garden..........you can clean it up or pay a hefty fine!
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Old 30-10-2016, 07:37
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Good morning everyone. Hi there SR ... you're late.

Tea please and a full traditional breakfast with an extra slice of toast. Have it ready to serve by the time I get back with the Sunday newspapers. Thank you.
Morning Eddy.

No I'm not bloomin' late.........I had a well deserved lie in, actually.

*mutters* full of his own importance that one. *clatter clunk clump*
Marrin Sr, Eddy, & all
Morning Joe *clunk*
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Old 30-10-2016, 07:46
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Morning Eddy. :
No I'm not bloomin' late.........I had a well deserved lie in, actually.
*mutters* full of his own importance that one. *clatter clunk clump*
Morning Joe *clunk*
Nice tidy up on yer post above this one #.8237........ Sr
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:14
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*Pokes head around door nervously*

Hello, can I come in?

*opens pub* Morning all
The pub opens at half seven in the morning? Where is this pub?
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:18
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Hi there Ben and welcome.

The Pub opens early on account of the landlady's gin dependency.
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:20
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Hi there Ben and welcome.

The Pub opens early on account of the landlady's gin dependency.
Don't be serving Ben Alcohol he is only 15. Robinson fruit shoots only
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:24
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Don't be serving Ben Alcohol he is only 15. Robinson fruit shoots only
I am not Anyway, even if I was I wouldn't be allowed those either as they would rot my teeth
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:26
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I am not Anyway, even if I was I wouldn't be allowed those either as they would rot my teeth
Tap water it is then...
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:26
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Hello Peggy, bet you never thought you'd see me again.
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:27
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:28
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Anyway, make yourselves at home. The drinks are on me. Just charge my account.
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:28
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Sorry, wrong pub ... how embarrassing
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:31
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Anyway, make yourselves at home. The drinks are on me. Just charge my account.
Thanks, Eddy. Fine place you've got here.
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Old 30-10-2016, 10:38
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Sorry, wrong pub ... how embarrassing
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