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Good morning all. ![]() A large strong tea please with 2 lightly buttered toasted bacon sanswiches as I like them with a sachet of brown sauce on the side. ![]() Quote:
Twass doesn't have an account........you don't have an account, no-one in here has an account! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Chancer*
I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than theft on your part. ![]() ![]() The fact is that dear twassington wanted to buy me a couple of drinks. So please charge her. I have all her debit card details if that helps, just don't let her know. ![]() PS - Christmas present wrapping class starts at 2pm, main bar. Pay Gorbals at the door.
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Good morning all.
![]() A large strong tea please with 2 lightly buttered toasted bacon sanswiches as I like them with a sachet of brown sauce on the side. I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than theft on your part. ![]() The fact is that dear twassington wanted to buy me a couple of drinks. So please charge her. I have all her debit card details if that helps, just don't let her know. ![]() PS - Christmas present wrapping class starts at 2pm, main bar. Pay Gorbals at the door. ![]() ![]() ![]() How very dare you try to besmirch my name! Cough up or you'll regret it! You lying toad! twass said no such thing. *gets on the phone to twass* Yes he has your card details & is spending on your cards! ![]() I don't think so mister! You're not making any kind of profit on my premises! Nor are you exploiting the animals in the pub. ![]() *slam clatter*
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#8228 |
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![]() ![]() Right, that does it. I'm going to Mcdonalds for breakfast and coffee. ![]() ![]() ![]() Tell Chin his McBreakfast with extra hash browns will be here in a little while.
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#8229 |
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![]() ![]() Right, that does it. I'm going to Mcdonalds for breakfast and coffee. ![]() ![]() ![]() Tell Chin his McBreakfast with extra hash browns will be here in a little while. ![]() ![]() Chinny is errrrrr, ummmmmm, busy.
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#8230 |
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Afternoon all
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*pins up notice*
Halloween party Monday 31st October Dookin' for apples, catch the Treacle scone, buffet full of goulish tasty treats........Drinks, BOGOF. Prize for best dressed punter.
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Yes you did. p
Morning Joe, it'll keep you out of mischief. D *clunk* ![]() It did indeed, I'm just in & knackerd ![]() Quote:
You lying toad! twass said no such thing. *gets on the phone to twass* Yes he has your card details & is spending on your cards! ![]() ![]()
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Good evening Sleeps, SR, everyone. ![]() Quote:
*pins up notice*
Halloween party Monday 31st October Dookin' for apples, catch the Treacle scone, buffet full of goulish tasty treats........Drinks, BOGOF. Prize for best dressed punter. ![]() ![]() *Nearly time for SCD. Calls Gorbals and Parton.* ![]() Put on your happy feet and let's dance before the show. *Finds Zorba music on muisic device* Just jump up and down to the music. ![]() A stella please and fizzy orange for my friends. ![]() ![]()
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#8234 |
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Good morning everyone. Hi there SR ... you're late.
![]() Tea please and a full traditional breakfast with an extra slice of toast. Have it ready to serve by the time I get back with the Sunday newspapers. Thank you.
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Marrin Sr, Eddy, & all
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Show me the proof ?
It did indeed, I'm just in & knackerd ![]() Thats wot happened to my Sil's dad, someone in his bank fleeced his account stole all his money, over a 3 yr period ( his dads got dementia) wont say how much , ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Quote:
Good evening Sleeps, SR, everyone.
![]() Everyone has to be quiet during Emmerdale. *Nearly time for SCD. Calls Gorbals and Parton.* Put on your happy feet and let's dance before the show. *Finds Zorba music on muisic device* Just jump up and down to the music. A stella please and fizzy orange for my friends. ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't think so! It's not for you to decide what goes on in the pub. Parton & Gorbals have barfed all over the gents & in the garden..........you can clean it up or pay a hefty fine!
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Good morning everyone. Hi there SR ... you're late.
![]() Tea please and a full traditional breakfast with an extra slice of toast. Have it ready to serve by the time I get back with the Sunday newspapers. Thank you. ![]() ![]() No I'm not bloomin' late.........I had a well deserved lie in, actually. ![]() *mutters* full of his own importance that one. *clatter clunk clump* |
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Morning Eddy. :
No I'm not bloomin' late.........I had a well deserved lie in, actually. ![]() *mutters* full of his own importance that one. *clatter clunk clump* Morning Joe *clunk* ![]() ![]()
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*Pokes head around door nervously* Hello, can I come in? ![]() Quote:
*opens pub* Morning all
![]() Where is this pub?
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Hi there Ben and welcome.
![]() The Pub opens early on account of the landlady's gin dependency.
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Hi there Ben and welcome.
![]() The Pub opens early on account of the landlady's gin dependency. ![]()
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Don't be serving Ben Alcohol he is only 15. Robinson fruit shoots only
![]() ![]() Anyway, even if I was I wouldn't be allowed those either as they would rot my teeth
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I am not
![]() Anyway, even if I was I wouldn't be allowed those either as they would rot my teeth ![]() |
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Hello Peggy, bet you never thought you'd see me again.
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Duff Duff
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#8247 |
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Anyway, make yourselves at home. The drinks are on me. Just charge my account.
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#8248 |
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Sorry, wrong pub ... how embarrassing
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Anyway, make yourselves at home. The drinks are on me. Just charge my account.
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I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than theft on your part. 



Where is this pub?