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The Pub (Part 48)
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EddyBee
29-10-2016
Good morning all.

A large strong tea please with 2 lightly buttered toasted bacon sanswiches as I like them with a sachet of brown sauce on the side.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Twass doesn't have an account........you don't have an account, no-one in here has an account! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Chancer*”

I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than theft on your part.

The fact is that dear twassington wanted to buy me a couple of drinks. So please charge her. I have all her debit card details if that helps, just don't let her know.

PS - Christmas present wrapping class starts at 2pm, main bar. Pay Gorbals at the door.
Scots rool
29-10-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning all.

A large strong tea please with 2 lightly buttered toasted bacon sanswiches as I like them with a sachet of brown sauce on the side.



I always pay my bills even the ones that are little more than theft on your part.

The fact is that dear twassington wanted to buy me a couple of drinks. So please charge her. I have all her debit card details if that helps, just don't let her know.

PS - Christmas present wrapping class starts at 2pm, main bar. Pay Gorbals at the door.”

Morning Eddy


How very dare you try to besmirch my name! Cough up or you'll regret it!

You lying toad! twass said no such thing. *gets on the phone to twass* Yes he has your card details & is spending on your cards!

I don't think so mister! You're not making any kind of profit on my premises! Nor are you exploiting the animals in the pub.

*slam clatter*
EddyBee
29-10-2016


Right, that does it. I'm going to Mcdonalds for breakfast and coffee.

Tell Chin his McBreakfast with extra hash browns will be here in a little while.
Scots rool
29-10-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“

Right, that does it. I'm going to Mcdonalds for breakfast and coffee.

Tell Chin his McBreakfast with extra hash browns will be here in a little while. ”

Byeeeeeeeee.............don't let the door hit you on the arse as you leave!

Chinny is errrrrr, ummmmmm, busy.
Scots rool
29-10-2016
Afternoon all
Scots rool
29-10-2016
*pins up notice*

Halloween party
Monday 31st October


Dookin' for apples, catch the Treacle scone, buffet full of goulish tasty treats........Drinks, BOGOF.
Prize for best dressed punter.
The_Sleeper
29-10-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Yes you did. p
Morning Joe, it'll keep you out of mischief. D *clunk*”

Show me the proof ?
It did indeed, I'm just in & knackerd

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
You lying toad! twass said no such thing. *gets on the phone to twass* Yes he has your card details & is spending on your cards! ”

Thats wot happened to my Sil's dad, someone in his bank fleeced his account stole all his money, over a 3 yr period ( his dads got dementia) wont say how much ,
EddyBee
29-10-2016
Good evening Sleeps, SR, everyone.

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*pins up notice*

Halloween party
Monday 31st October


Dookin' for apples, catch the Treacle scone, buffet full of goulish tasty treats........Drinks, BOGOF.
Prize for best dressed punter.
”

Everyone has to be quiet during Emmerdale.

*Nearly time for SCD. Calls Gorbals and Parton.*

Put on your happy feet and let's dance before the show. *Finds Zorba music on muisic device* Just jump up and down to the music.

A stella please and fizzy orange for my friends.
Scots rool
30-10-2016
*opens pub* Morning all
EddyBee
30-10-2016
Good morning everyone. Hi there SR ... you're late.

Tea please and a full traditional breakfast with an extra slice of toast. Have it ready to serve by the time I get back with the Sunday newspapers. Thank you.
The_Sleeper
30-10-2016
Marrin Sr, Eddy, & all
Scots rool
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Show me the proof ?
It did indeed, I'm just in & knackerd



Thats wot happened to my Sil's dad, someone in his bank fleeced his account stole all his money, over a 3 yr period
( his dads got dementia) wont say how much , ”

There are some really nasty people in the world!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening Sleeps, SR, everyone.



Everyone has to be quiet during Emmerdale.

*Nearly time for SCD. Calls Gorbals and Parton.*

Put on your happy feet and let's dance before the show. *Finds Zorba music on muisic device* Just jump up and down to the music.

A stella please and fizzy orange for my friends. ”


I don't think so! It's not for you to decide what goes on in the pub.

Parton & Gorbals have barfed all over the gents & in the garden..........you can clean it up or pay a hefty fine!
Scots rool
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone. Hi there SR ... you're late.

Tea please and a full traditional breakfast with an extra slice of toast. Have it ready to serve by the time I get back with the Sunday newspapers. Thank you. ”

Morning Eddy.

No I'm not bloomin' late.........I had a well deserved lie in, actually.

*mutters* full of his own importance that one. *clatter clunk clump*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Marrin Sr, Eddy, & all ”

Morning Joe *clunk*
The_Sleeper
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning Eddy. :
No I'm not bloomin' late.........I had a well deserved lie in, actually.
*mutters* full of his own importance that one. *clatter clunk clump*
Morning Joe *clunk* ”

Nice tidy up on yer post above this one #.8237........ Sr
Ben96
30-10-2016
*Pokes head around door nervously*

Hello, can I come in?

Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*opens pub* Morning all ”

The pub opens at half seven in the morning? Where is this pub?
EddyBee
30-10-2016
Hi there Ben and welcome.

The Pub opens early on account of the landlady's gin dependency.
soap-lea
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi there Ben and welcome.

The Pub opens early on account of the landlady's gin dependency. ”

Don't be serving Ben Alcohol he is only 15. Robinson fruit shoots only
Ben96
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by soap-lea:
“Don't be serving Ben Alcohol he is only 15. Robinson fruit shoots only ”

I am not Anyway, even if I was I wouldn't be allowed those either as they would rot my teeth
soap-lea
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“I am not Anyway, even if I was I wouldn't be allowed those either as they would rot my teeth ”

Tap water it is then...
KornerKabin
30-10-2016
Hello Peggy, bet you never thought you'd see me again.
Ben96
30-10-2016
Duff Duff
EddyBee
30-10-2016
Anyway, make yourselves at home. The drinks are on me. Just charge my account.
KornerKabin
30-10-2016
Sorry, wrong pub ... how embarrassing
KornerKabin
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Anyway, make yourselves at home. The drinks are on me. Just charge my account. ”

Thanks, Eddy. Fine place you've got here.
Ben96
30-10-2016
Originally Posted by KornerKabin:
“Sorry, wrong pub ... how embarrassing”

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