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Old 31-10-2016, 14:38
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Ta muchly SR. The cronies are a tad excited. It's their big day

THe pub looks spooktacular inside and out Most fitting
I suppose I can let them off this time.
Morning Pub.

Got the council in today, they're ripping out my bath and installing a shower. Basically, I'll be living on a building site this week.
Ewwwwww, you'll be honking before the shower has gone in!
I have no idea what that means, I'm guessing it's some weird Scottish dialect



Fantastic decorations SR! I will be dressing up as KornerKabin for the Halloween party, that's sure to give everyone a fright

Can I be DJ and pick the songs? I'll compile a Halloween playlist
Don't push yer luck mister, or you'll be on it sooner than you think!
I'm still waiting to see yer ID, you won't be served until I see it!

I haven't decided yet!
Good morning everyone.

Tea please with a toasted sausage sandwich, lightly buttered and no sauce.



Yes Ben, you can be DJ.
You have my full backing, just remember to play a few Christmas tunes and leave a drink for me behind the bar (a large brandy will do).
You keep yer beak out of pub affairs, I'll decide, not you!
There will be no Christmas choons until I decide the appropriate time! There'll also be no free drinks behind the bar for you either. Yer nothing but an opportunist! Furthermore Ben is underage so can't buy you or anyone else drinks!
Where's Chin? What have you done with him and his Christmas decorations?

*Pours several buckets of holy water from Our Lady of Lourdes over the big heads of SR, twassington and her mates.*
None of yer business!
I binned & set fire to his tat!
Why are you pouring that over the coat stand. Bloomin' weirdo! *prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook*
Thanks!

Believe me, EddyBee no one loves Christmas more than me! I post in the "Official GD I Love Christmas" thread However, I have a strict rule. I won't allow myself to listen to Christmas songs until at least the 1st November, to keep the Christmas 'magic' extra special So, tomorrow, yes, I will throw in a few festive tunes!

Just out of interest, when does the pub put up it's Christmas decs?
I don't know why yer thanking Eddy thre Crook, he's a customer, the same as you. He's also a compulsive liar, so be on yer guard.
You won't be playing any festive choons tomorrow or any time soon!
Yer gonna find yerself barred from here any more of yer lip!
Hi Ben. I had no idea there was an official GD Christmas thread. I may join you there.

Oh, the Pub's Christmas decs go up very late.
Yes they do!
They go up when I decide!
Probably mid-December if SR has her way but usually shes just ignored.

Thanks for the link.
Really!
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:09
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*drags out the trestle tables & sets up the buffet*

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

FINGERS...SPIDERS...PUMPKIN....YUM.....DRINKS.....DRINKS.....CAKE......CAKE........DRINKS.........DRINKS.........SURPRISE VISITOR

CHOON........CHOON........CHOON

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Old 31-10-2016, 15:16
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*drags out the trestle tables & sets up the buffet*

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

FINGERS...SPIDERS...PUMPKIN....YUM.....DRINKS.....DRINKS.....CAKE......CAKE........DRINKS.........DRINKS.........SURPRISE VISITOR

CHOON........CHOON........CHOON

*jumps up and down with excitement* It's PERFECT! Fabulous food, fabulous drinks, cakes, choons.....what a spread

I don't know whether to do the Monster Mash or the Timewarp first
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:21
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*jumps up and down with excitement* It's PERFECT! Fabulous food, fabulous drinks, cakes, choons.....what a spread

I don't know whether to do the Monster Mash or the Timewarp first
*tosses a coin* Timewarp it is then..........*starts dancing like a loon with twass*
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:27
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*drags out the trestle tables & sets up the buffet*

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN

FINGERS...SPIDERS...PUMPKIN....YUM.....DRINKS.....DRINKS.....CAKE......CAKE........DRINKS.........DRINKS.........SURPRISE VISITOR

CHOON........CHOON........CHOON

Wow! That's quite a spread you've put on Scots Rool well done! Hope you put as much effort into the Christmas Party

Make sure you don't let in any of the TTN lot tonight (or any night for that matter) they're a rowdy, smutty and generally unpleasant bunch


Oh, and for the record, I am not underage!!!
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:33
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*drags in tin bath filled with water & apples* HERE

*hangs scones dipped in treacle* HERE
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:36
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Wow! That's quite a spread you've put on Scots Rool well done! Hope you put as much effort into the Christmas Party

Make sure you don't let in any of the TTN lot tonight (or any night for that matter) they're a rowdy, smutty and generally unpleasant bunch


Oh, and for the record, I am not underage!!!
What I do at Christmas (or any other time), is for me to decide. Don't let Eddy the Crook lure you into his bad ways!

Anyone who misbehaves will be out on their ear!

I have yet to see yer ID! *taps foot impatiently*
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:39
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*tosses a coin* Timewarp it is then..........*starts dancing like a loon with twass*
*dances like a loon as well*


Make sure you don't let in any of the TTN lot tonight (or any night for that matter) they're a rowdy, smutty and generally unpleasant bunch


Oh, and for the record, I am not underage!!!
Who are the TTN lot

*drags in tin bath filled with water & apples* HERE

*hangs scones dipped in treacle* HERE
Trick or treacle *plunges head into tin bath* I got one!
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:44
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*dances like a loon as well*



Who are the TTN lot



Trick or treacle *plunges head into tin bath* I got one!
I was wondering that too.

Oh well done *hands twass a towel* No hands allowed for the treacle scone.
*stands by with baby wipes*
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:51
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What I do at Christmas (or any other time), is for me to decide. Don't let Eddy the Crook lure you into his bad ways!

Anyone who misbehaves will be out on their ear!

I have yet to see yer ID! *taps foot impatiently*
You're quite the jobsworth aren't you? No wonder there's only a handful of punters at any given time in this Pub with you in charge!! You're not exactly warm and inviting are you?

This is the 'TTN lot' brace yourselves - http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2168362
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Old 31-10-2016, 15:55
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You're quite the jobsworth aren't you? No wonder there's only a handful of punters at any given time in this Pub with you in charge!! You're not exactly warm and inviting are you?

This is the 'TTN lot' brace yourselves - http://forums.digitalspy.co.uk/showthread.php?t=2168362
*grabs Ben by the throat* Listen mister,......It's been on the go for 11 years & is still in profit! I'm very warm & inviting, so you'd better watch yer step!

Bloomin' soaps, they should be banned, all they do is cause misery! Soooooooooo depressing!
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:06
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*grabs Ben by the throat* Listen mister,......It's been on the go for 11 years & is still in profit! I'm very warm & inviting, so you'd better watch yer step!

Bloomin' soaps, they should be banned, all they do is cause misery! Soooooooooo depressing!
Well that's me told then

Oh, but trashy Big Brother is quality television is it? (Yes I've seen you posting in BB threads )
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:13
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I watch no soaps and no BB and no Strickly or IAC. Life is infinitely better without any of that sh*te

*surreptitiously wipes treacle out of hair*
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:23
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Afternoon everyone, Happy Hallowe'en *passes SR large box of chocolates* for you and the punters.

Cup of tea and some fruit cake please oh and whatever Twass is having.
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:34
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Afternoon everyone, Happy Hallowe'en *passes SR large box of chocolates* for you and the punters.

Cup of tea and some fruit cake please oh and whatever Twass is having.
Ooh thank you. A chalice of mead please
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:35
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Ooh thank you. A chalice of mead please
ooo that sounds good i might have one later! what snack does one have with mead?
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:37
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ooo that sounds good i might have one later! what snack does one have with mead?
Generally fruits, nuts, bread and baked goodies and meats!
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:46
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Generally fruits, nuts, bread and baked goodies and meats!
oh meats you say? *eyes up spare piece of roast pork*
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:49
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oh meats you say? *eyes up spare piece of roast pork*
Actually pork was banned at one point in Scotland from being eaten on Halloween. I'm not sure why but I remember reading about it. Not any more...get a load of all the sossies and similar on SR's buffet table!
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Old 31-10-2016, 16:54
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I've just noticed Scots Rool that you haven't got cling film on any of the buffet! I will be reporting you to food standards.

Let me guess, this is the current rating?
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Old 31-10-2016, 18:11
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Good evening all.

A stella please.

Happy Halloween everyone.

Remember, total silence is required whilst Emmerdale is on or else.

*Leaves tray of toffee apples on the bar.*


I've just noticed Scots Rool that you haven't got cling film on any of the buffet! I will be reporting you to food standards.

Let me guess, this is the current rating?
Oh, well done this man.
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Old 31-10-2016, 18:12
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Afternoon everyone, Happy Hallowe'en *passes SR large box of chocolates* for you and the punters.

Cup of tea and some fruit cake please oh and whatever Twass is having.
Hi planets and thanks.

*Grabs box of chocs for self and Chin to share during Emmerdale.*
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Old 31-10-2016, 18:27
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Hi planets and thanks.

*Grabs box of chocs for self and Chin to share during Emmerdale.*
Can you share with me too please Eddybee? I watch Emmerdale
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Old 31-10-2016, 18:31
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Can you share with me too please Eddybee? I watch Emmerdale
Oh yes, all Emmerdale fans are welcome as long as they don't post any spoilers. We enjoy various privileges on account of our being Emmerdale fans.

Hopefully Chin will be here later. Another huge fan.
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Old 31-10-2016, 18:31
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*Arrives at Party in spooktacular sexy outfit*

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