Bloody hell!
At least it's now repaired with no damage to life or limb!


What do you think yer doing? You know full well you don't bring in yer own food! *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
*boaks*

*boaks* that looks vile!

Don't forget about the orange jus.

afternoon all you lovely pubsters.....

temperature dropping like a stone outside........

nice mug of hot choccie plez...ta muchly

Afternoon hoots, do you want a marshmallow on top? *clunk plonk*
Yes it's getting a wee bit chilly now the sun has gone!

Afternoon hoots *clunk*

slurps

thanks chins.....

If it was a matter of just buying one I would have done it long ago, but I have to order them from the PPU (Peace Pledge Union). Mr G is all for it. His maternal grandfather was a Quaker and conscientious objector and he sailed to Russia as part of the Archangel Relief Mission (he was the quartermaster).


In the process of being repaired – by a man who’s father is a friend of ours and we’ve known them for decades.

Does that mean you're getting it done cheaper then?

I wish – actually his normal rates are better than those of the larger comapanies. It does mean we can trust him to do a good and thorough job. He said to us on the first visit that he will only take on a whole job and not do patching up because people won’t be satisfied and keep calling him back. Another big thing in his favour – he likes cats.

Afternoon all peeps! Mug of cocoa please. It's well parky!!

There you go. *clatter*

It’s really cold here.

Good evening all.

A stella please?

Anything decent on the Pub menu?

That's my three days with the council over. I now have a brand new shower

*takes peg off nose*

Evening all peeps and thanks Gemo for the cocoa....much needed! Temps are dropping

It's chuffing brass monkeys out!

Evening peeps and welcome to the Pub Retro. *clunks*

Bloomin' cold in my parts too!

Hello to all the late arrivals.


Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.

Indeed it would freeze their wotsits right off!


I thought that said in my PANTS

*Books twassock appointment with Specsavers*

Ta very muchly Eddy

Harrrrumph!!!!

You shouldn't hide behind the plant pot then.

Would u like it in a german stein tae celebrate there victory against a crapy spurs team without @ARRY ??? * ROLLEYES *

Ya partminer yeah !

Can ye keep the noise down? I'm trying to watch Emmerdale!

You can f** k aff yer barred ........ya muppet