Originally Posted by NoelEdmonds4eva:
“I'm confused and worried”
“I'm confused and worried”
And strangely familiar
Evening Ne *clunk* 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Its not before time you sorted him out ! * rolleyes * I'm at my wits end with him & is mob every night
They get a little wind & they send fer the troops 52 mph @ Heathrow big deal
I'll bet Chinnies lost an other syrup !
Afternoon Sr, Eddy, & all”
“Its not before time you sorted him out ! * rolleyes * I'm at my wits end with him & is mob every night
They get a little wind & they send fer the troops 52 mph @ Heathrow big deal
I'll bet Chinnies lost an other syrup !
Afternoon Sr, Eddy, & all”
He's pushed his luck too far this time!
It's always the same tho' isn't it? The Englishers are a bunch of wusses! ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by NoelEdmonds4eva:
“Afternoon all!”
“Afternoon all!”
Welcome to the pub.
Originally Posted by Chief_Wiggum:
“Afternoon Noel!”
“Afternoon Noel!”
Hmmmmm........Welcome to the pub
Originally Posted by Chief_Wiggum:
“Cheers Sleeps, can I see the wine list? 🍷”
“Cheers Sleeps, can I see the wine list? 🍷”
Don't be ridiculous!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“It blew away! *Helps self to triple vodka and Cole*”
“It blew away! *Helps self to triple vodka and Cole*”
*deducts cost from chinny's wages*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good grief! Noobs have entered the Pub!! Have they been warned about the plant pot and the bar nuts???”
“Good grief! Noobs have entered the Pub!! Have they been warned about the plant pot and the bar nuts???”
I've told you before - keep yer beak OUT of pub affairs!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening.
I'll mention the plant pot later. As for the bar nuts, let them get to know SR and Sleeps and make up their own minds.
Did I hear that free drinks are to be had?
*Grabs all remotes.*”
“Good evening.
I'll mention the plant pot later. As for the bar nuts, let them get to know SR and Sleeps and make up their own minds.
Did I hear that free drinks are to be had?
*Grabs all remotes.*”
No free drinks for you!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Sheesh .....won again
Has requested a Newcastle Brown ale all round........
Enjoyxxxx”
“Sheesh .....won again
Has requested a Newcastle Brown ale all round........
Enjoyxxxx”
Well done again hoots. Makes up for all the barren years where everytime your HM was kicked out before it had even started!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Seethes*”
“
*Seethes*”
*tuts loudly*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Rather strange prizes!! Well done, hoots.
Evening all peeps......Large glass of rose wine please and a gin and tonic!”
“Rather strange prizes!! Well done, hoots.
Evening all peeps......Large glass of rose wine please and a gin and tonic!”
Not strange at all......if you'd watched the programme you would realise the relevance.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“And strangely familiar Evening Ne *clunk*”
“And strangely familiar Evening Ne *clunk*
”
Indeed so!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning chinnypoo *clunk* How's it hangin'?”
“Morning chinnypoo *clunk* How's it hangin'?
”
To the left, to the left
Morning all peepsicles! Last day here in Norf London. I get to stay here and deal with the electricians when they arrive while mini twass goes to work. Also invited a friend and former DSer round to visit
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Runs screaming to the hills*”
“
*Runs screaming to the hills*”
Oi! I wants tea and a full English first!!!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“To the left, to the left
Morning all peepsicles! Last day here in Norf London. I get to stay here and deal with the electricians when they arrive while mini twass goes to work. Also invited a friend and former DSer round to visit”
“To the left, to the left
Morning all peepsicles! Last day here in Norf London. I get to stay here and deal with the electricians when they arrive while mini twass goes to work. Also invited a friend and former DSer round to visit
”
And how would you know?
Morning twass, does your daughter know you have yer pals round when she's out?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Runs screaming to the hills*”
“
*Runs screaming to the hills*”
You'd better run............
Byeeeeee, have a good one.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Oi! I wants tea and a full English first!!!”
“Oi! I wants tea and a full English first!!!
”
What you want & what you get are 2 different things!
*slam clatter*
Morning SR! I can tell from the miniscule bulge in the troosers
Yes, of course she knows *rolleyes*
Fried spam on toast???
Yes, of course she knows
*rolleyes*Fried spam on toast???
Good afternoon. 
Lovely and sunny here. Dry and quite mild. All in all very pleasant indeed.
Anyone serving YET???
*Refuses to use vending machines after wrongly being accused of fraud.*
*Phones for pizza delivery ... yes, that's right, deliver to the snug.*
Lovely and sunny here. Dry and quite mild. All in all very pleasant indeed.
Anyone serving YET???
*Refuses to use vending machines after wrongly being accused of fraud.*
*Phones for pizza delivery ... yes, that's right, deliver to the snug.*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning SR! I can tell from the miniscule bulge in the troosers
Yes, of course she knows *rolleyes*
Fried spam on toast???”
“Morning SR! I can tell from the miniscule bulge in the troosers
Yes, of course she knows *rolleyes*
Fried spam on toast???”
Fairy nuff.
Don't get yer nightie in a knot, I was only asking!
Wot's wrong with that?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning you lot.
Anyone serving?
... ... ... ... ... ... *looks over at vending machines.*”
“Good morning you lot.
Anyone serving?
... ... ...
... ... ... *looks over at vending machines.*”
*CCTV zooms in on Eddy the Crook*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon.
Lovely and sunny here. Dry and quite mild. All in all very pleasant indeed.
Anyone serving YET???
*Refuses to use vending machines after wrongly being accused of fraud.*
*Phones for pizza delivery ... yes, that's right, deliver to the snug.*”
“Good afternoon.
Lovely and sunny here. Dry and quite mild. All in all very pleasant indeed.
Anyone serving YET???
*Refuses to use vending machines after wrongly being accused of fraud.*
*Phones for pizza delivery ... yes, that's right, deliver to the snug.*
”
You admitted to doing over the machine!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Leaves empty pizza boxes on bar for SR to recycle.*
Catch you all later.”
“*Leaves empty pizza boxes on bar for SR to recycle.*
Catch you all later.
”
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Seethes*”
“
*Seethes*”
do want a Newcastle Brown Ale or not........
Unlike some others I was happy to share me winnings
Originally Posted by hooter:
“do want a Newcastle Brown Ale or not........
Unlike some others I was happy to share me winnings”
“do want a Newcastle Brown Ale or not........
Unlike some others I was happy to share me winnings
”
I'd rather have some pancakes, you made any yet ?
Evening Hoots, & all
*Recovers all remotes from the snug *
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“I'd rather have some pancakes, you made any yet ?
Evening Hoots, & all
*Recovers all remotes from the snug *”
“I'd rather have some pancakes, you made any yet ?
Evening Hoots, & all
*Recovers all remotes from the snug *
”
*Throws huge syrupy pancake into Sleeps face, Grabs back all remotes.*
Good evening hoots, Sleeps.
*Leaves tray of pancakes on bar.*
Originally Posted by hooter:
“do want a Newcastle Brown Ale or not........
Unlike some others I was happy to share me winnings”
“do want a Newcastle Brown Ale or not........
Unlike some others I was happy to share me winnings
”
Ooooooooooooo ta very muchly hoots.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening all peeps! Just had two lovely lemon and sugar pancakes”
“Evening all peeps! Just had two lovely lemon and sugar pancakes
”
Grr!
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