Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“You can f** k aff yer barred ........ya muppet
”
“You can f** k aff yer barred ........ya muppet
”
meh..
The Pub (Part 48)
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*Sticks head round door* (don't worry SR I haven't crossed the threshold 
) Any chance you could let me in out of the cold, could really do with warming up, please?
Enjoyed the Priya/ Rakesh stuff in Emmerdale tonight
) Any chance you could let me in out of the cold, could really do with warming up, please? Enjoyed the Priya/ Rakesh stuff in Emmerdale tonight
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*knocks on pub door* It's freezing out here
”
“*knocks on pub door* It's freezing out here
”
*yanks open door & sniggers as twass falls in*
Morning twass, bit desperate are ya! Morning all
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I wish – actually his normal rates are better than those of the larger comapanies. It does mean we can trust him to do a good and thorough job. He said to us on the first visit that he will only take on a whole job and not do patching up because people won’t be satisfied and keep calling him back. Another big thing in his favour – he likes cats.”
“I wish – actually his normal rates are better than those of the larger comapanies. It does mean we can trust him to do a good and thorough job. He said to us on the first visit that he will only take on a whole job and not do patching up because people won’t be satisfied and keep calling him back. Another big thing in his favour – he likes cats.”
That's good them.
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“That's my three days with the council over. I now have a brand new shower”
“That's my three days with the council over. I now have a brand new shower
”
You must have been honking!
Originally Posted by RetroMusicFan:
“It's chuffing brass monkeys out!”
“It's chuffing brass monkeys out!”
Welcome to the pub.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“You shouldn't hide behind the plant pot then.”
“You shouldn't hide behind the plant pot then.
”
As if I'd go anywhere near that disgusting plant pot!
Originally Posted by Ben96:
“*Sticks head round door* (don't worry SR I haven't crossed the threshold ) Any chance you could let me in out of the cold, could really do with warming up, please?
Enjoyed the Priya/ Rakesh stuff in Emmerdale tonight”
“*Sticks head round door* (don't worry SR I haven't crossed the threshold
) Any chance you could let me in out of the cold, could really do with warming up, please? Enjoyed the Priya/ Rakesh stuff in Emmerdale tonight
”
No! Not until you can behave yerself & also give me a full sincere apology!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*yanks open door & sniggers as twass falls in* Morning twass, bit desperate are ya!
Morning all”
“*yanks open door & sniggers as twass falls in*
Morning twass, bit desperate are ya! Morning all
”
*leaps in and attaches self to radiator* Yes, just a tad!!
Pint of hot tea please and scrambled eggs on toast. Ta muchly
What kept you???
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning peeps”
“Morning peeps
”
Morning chinalot! We should put summat on the jukebox and have an early morning bop to warm ourselves up
Originally Posted by twassington:
“
*leaps in and attaches self to radiator* Yes, just a tad!!
Pint of hot tea please and scrambled eggs on toast. Ta muchly What kept you???”
“
*leaps in and attaches self to radiator* Yes, just a tad!!
Pint of hot tea please and scrambled eggs on toast. Ta muchly
What kept you???”
FGS bloomin' drama queen! I was having a lie-in.
*clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning peeps”
“Morning peeps
”
Morning chinny........I am NOT a PEEP!
*slam*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning chinalot! We should put summat on the jukebox and have an early morning bop to warm ourselves up”
“Morning chinalot! We should put summat on the jukebox and have an early morning bop to warm ourselves up
”
Nice one twassock!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“FGS bloomin' drama queen! I was having a lie-in. *clunk clatter*
Morning chinny........I am NOT a PEEP! *slam*”
“FGS bloomin' drama queen! I was having a lie-in.
*clunk clatter* Morning chinny........I am NOT a PEEP!
*slam*”
Bovvered?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Nice one twassock!
Bovvered?”
“Nice one twassock!
Bovvered?
”
*boxes chinny's ears* Betcha you are now!
Hee hee, saw that the other day!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!”
“Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
”
*jumps in fright*It's herd all the cows past twassington's cottage morning here on the farm. Just as the last lot of cow shit had dissipated!!
Good afternoon Gemo and peeps *clunks and clatters* Good videos twassock and Sr. 
Seen this?:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwU2xs3WQAAm9f2.jpg
Good videos twassock and Sr. Seen this?:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwU2xs3WQAAm9f2.jpg
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Good afternoon Gemo and peeps *clunks and clatters* Good videos twassock and Sr.
Seen this?:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwU2xs3WQAAm9f2.jpg”
“Good afternoon Gemo and peeps *clunks and clatters*
Good videos twassock and Sr. Seen this?:
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CwU2xs3WQAAm9f2.jpg
”
Arternoon chins, indeed that's true enough
Pot of tea please and two hot buttered crumpets!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Arternoon chins, indeed that's true enough
Pot of tea please and two hot buttered crumpets!”
“Arternoon chins, indeed that's true enough
Pot of tea please and two hot buttered crumpets!”
*clunk, clatter*
Is there any jam??
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ *Pours slops over twassock's head*”
“
*Pours slops over twassock's head*”
JAM not SLOPS you eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeejit!! *empties teapot over chinnock's fat stoooooopid head*
Good afternoon all.
The sunny weather continues.
And even more good news my local Costa Coffee launched their festive menu today and put up their Christmas decs. They were giving out free mince pies to everyone buying coffee (served in the most delightful Christmas themed paper cups) and I picked up quite a few. Tuck in Chin. 
The sunny weather continues.
And even more good news
my local Costa Coffee launched their festive menu today and put up their Christmas decs. They were giving out free mince pies to everyone buying coffee (served in the most delightful Christmas themed paper cups) and I picked up quite a few. Tuck in Chin.
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