Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“G I picked up quite a few. Tuck in Chin.
”
“G I picked up quite a few. Tuck in Chin.
”
you're the reason hes called 2chins, with all the rubbish you buy him tae eat !
it should be the ducking stool fer you !
The Pub (Part 48)
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you're the reason hes called 2chins, with all the rubbish you buy him tae eat !
it should be the ducking stool fer you !
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“you're the reason hes called 2chins, with all the rubbish you buy him tae eat !
it should be the ducking stool fer you !”
“you're the reason hes called 2chins, with all the rubbish you buy him tae eat !
it should be the ducking stool fer you !
”
Chin is as skinny as anything. He never stops working whilst you and SR sit there getting drunk and doing nothing.
Stella please and get one ready for when Chin gets here.
*Grabs remotes.*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Chin is as skinny as anything. :”
“Chin is as skinny as anything. :”
Really ? He makes "Fatty Arbuckle" look like Tiggy !
No euro footie fer yer mob I see, ya partime surporter yeh !
Evening all peeps! Mini twass is here for the weekend having got Friday orf. Two large glasses of red wine please!
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“* Opens pub * Morning all
* & No I havn't peed the bed * rolleyes *”
“* Opens pub * Morning all
* & No I havn't peed the bed * rolleyes *”
Morning Joe........do you normally pee the bed?
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon all.
The sunny weather continues.
And even more good news my local Costa Coffee launched their festive menu today and put up their Christmas decs. They were giving out free mince pies to everyone buying coffee (served in the most delightful Christmas themed paper cups) and I picked up quite a few. Tuck in Chin.”
“Good afternoon all.
The sunny weather continues.
And even more good news
my local Costa Coffee launched their festive menu today and put up their Christmas decs. They were giving out free mince pies to everyone buying coffee (served in the most delightful Christmas themed paper cups) and I picked up quite a few. Tuck in Chin.”
So you're now bringing stolen property into my pub?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“you're the reason hes called 2chins, with all the rubbish you buy him tae eat !
it should be the ducking stool fer you !”
“you're the reason hes called 2chins, with all the rubbish you buy him tae eat !
it should be the ducking stool fer you !
”
*sniggers loudly*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Chin is as skinny as anything. He never stops working whilst you and SR sit there getting drunk and doing nothing.
Stella please and get one ready for when Chin gets here.
*Grabs remotes.*”
“Chin is as skinny as anything. He never stops working whilst you and SR sit there getting drunk and doing nothing.
Stella please and get one ready for when Chin gets here.
*Grabs remotes.*
”
In yer dreams mister! ROLLEYES
Jeez, it was like a bloody war zone here last night with all the fireworks going off! No doubt it's going to be like this all weekend (& beyond)!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*pins up notice*
FireWork display Party 5th November in the Beer Garden.
Free Buffet, BOGOF drinks.
”
“*pins up notice*
FireWork display Party 5th November in the Beer Garden.
Free Buffet, BOGOF drinks.
”
Ooh, how lovely!
Morning all pubster peepsicles. No fireworks here but then I am in the arse end of nowhere
Fair bit warmer today, no dragon breath or frosty grass this morning
Large tea please. The small version of me still sleepeth.....
Good morning all.
A pleasantly sunny autumn day.
What will be included in the free buffet? Often 'free' means cheap and low quality. I trust that isn't what you have in mind.
A pleasantly sunny autumn day.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*pins up notice*
FireWork display Party 5th November in the Beer Garden.
Free Buffet, BOGOF drinks.
”
“*pins up notice*
FireWork display Party 5th November in the Beer Garden.
Free Buffet, BOGOF drinks.
”
What will be included in the free buffet? Often 'free' means cheap and low quality. I trust that isn't what you have in mind.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning all.
A pleasantly sunny autumn day.
What will be included in the free buffet? Often 'free' means cheap and low quality. I trust that isn't what you have in mind.”
“Good morning all.
A pleasantly sunny autumn day.
What will be included in the free buffet? Often 'free' means cheap and low quality. I trust that isn't what you have in mind.
”
You are the most ungrateful, moaning faced, greedy pig of a man. Yer never satisfied with anything I provide! It's all moan moan moan, mememememe, all the time, day in day out!
I provided a lavish Halloween buffet, not one word of thanks passed yer gob, because you were too busy stuffing the aforementioned chops!
If you don't like the FREE buffet provided you can sod off, & go to KFC or MCD's for all I care. At least I won't need to look at yer sour face all day!
Afternoon all (except moaning faced Eddy the Ungrateful)!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Afternoon all (except moaning faced Eddy the Ungrateful)!”
“Afternoon all (except moaning faced Eddy the Ungrateful)!
”
AS Above !
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters* *Readies self for free food and drink* ”
“Afternoon peeps
*clunks & clatters* *Readies self for free food and drink* ”
You've already nicked planets grub, ya nasty little toad
Yer next fer the ducking stool son !
Afternoon Chinnie
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
You've already nicked planets grub, ya nasty little toad
Yer next fer the ducking stool son !
Afternoon Chinnie”
“
You've already nicked planets grub, ya nasty little toad
Yer next fer the ducking stool son !
Afternoon Chinnie
”
Afternoon Sleeps. Bin out in the van?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ Afternoon Sleeps. Bin out in the van?”
“
Afternoon Sleeps. Bin out in the van?”
*tasers chins*
cup of tea and a welsh rarebit please.
A few years ago, while I was having my tea, my ex girlfriend said she was breaking up with me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #brown.
I nearly choked on my #brown.
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