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Old 05-11-2016, 06:19
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I once knew a man called Siddy. He was built on rock and roll.
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Old 05-11-2016, 06:44
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*opens pub* Morning all.
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Old 05-11-2016, 06:59
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*throws a bucket of icy water over chinny & Joe* SPLOSH SPLOSH! Yer not paid to sleep in here! Gerrup & get some work done!
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:04
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*throws a bucket of icy water over chinny & Joe* SPLOSH SPLOSH! Yer not paid to sleep in here! Gerrup & get some work done!

I was not sleeping! *Throws bucket of slops over Sr*
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:05
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Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters* *Readies self for free food and drink*
*tuts* greedy hog!

A few years ago, while I was having my tea, my ex girlfriend said she was breaking up with me because of my obsession with Twitter.

I nearly choked on my #brown.
*groans*
Good evening everyone.

A stella please.



Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. No offence intended. I would rather eat my own hat than ever do that.

The size of your fat head you'd be eating yer hat for days!
Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.

Looks like you're the only one doing any work around here tonight.
That makes a change.
Some breathtakingly beautiful shots there Gemo and nice to see the fisherman mending his nets. Shame about the harbour litter it's a scourge everywhere!
I know, it's sad isn't it?
I didn’t mind it and it has excellent restaurants but the scenery isn’t brilliant and there isn’t a great deal to do. Mr G booked it because we thought I would be limited in what I could do so he picked somewhere not too taxing.

Here’s the pix.
Brilliant pics, as always.
They were taken at an aquarium and I took all of them (apart from the zoo notice – Mr G took that with my camera and my direction because I couldn’t be ars… erm … bottomed to get out of the car after I saw the notice).
The colours of the fish are brilliant! I thought the notice of ''no dog fouling'' very descriptive.
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:13
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I was not sleeping! *Throws bucket of slops over Sr*

You were lying down with yer eyes closed, snoring like a warthog! *whacks chinny over the head with the aforementioned bucket*
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:16
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You were lying down with yer eyes closed, snoring like a warthog! *whacks chinny over the head with the aforementioned bucket*
I was knocked out! Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:51
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I was knocked out! Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!

Not at 5.52am you weren't! HERE Stop fibbing!
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Old 05-11-2016, 07:54
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Not at 5.52am you weren't! HERE Stop fibbing!
Well I wasn't asleep then was I? Extra stooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!

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Old 05-11-2016, 08:04
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Well I wasn't asleep then was I? Extra stooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!

Well you very quickly made yerself cosy & went back to sleep! So you weren't ''knocked out''. Lyin' wee toad!
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:06
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Good morning everyone.

You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place (I note that SR started it).

So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:29
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Good morning everyone.

You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place (I note that SR started it).

So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.
Same again thanks Eddy ta!
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:30
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Well you very quickly made yerself cosy & went back to sleep! So you weren't ''knocked out''. Lyin' wee toad!
Fibbin' Freda!!!
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:36
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Byeee peeps! Have a good one. I'll meet you there Eddy.
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:44
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Good morning everyone.

You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place (I note that SR started it).

So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.
Morning Eddy

Discipline is the only way to go with lazy chinny! You can keep yer beak out.
Same again thanks Eddy ta!
Greedy lazy pig!
Fibbin' Freda!!! >
How very dare you! The CCTV never lies.......unlike you!
Byeee peeps! Have a good one. I'll meet you there Eddy.

Skiving wee toad!
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:52
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I once knew a man called Siddy. He was built on rock and roll.
*groans*



Morning all peepsicles. Much lying in is being done in these quarters. Although Mini t has now hatched a cold, which I will likely get as she sneezed all over me yesterday

Large tea, a lemon and hot water and a packet of paracetemol please!
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Old 05-11-2016, 08:59
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*groans*





Morning all peepsicles. Much lying in is being done in these quarters. Although Mini t has now hatched a cold, which I will likely get as she sneezed all over me yesterday

Large tea, a lemon and hot water and a packet of paracetemol please!
Morning twass *clunk clatter rustle*

Didn't you teach her manners when she was growing up? It's not nice to snot all over people!
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Old 05-11-2016, 09:19
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Morning twass *clunk clatter rustle*

Didn't you teach her manners when she was growing up? It's not nice to snot all over people!
My cottage is small, when we're both cooched in the living room she's only a yard away No avoiding the germs!!!!

Ta muchly....*slurp*
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Old 05-11-2016, 13:38
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Good afternoon everyone.

*pins up notice*

FireWork display Party 5th November in the Beer Garden.
Free Buffet, BOGOF drinks.


*Pops head round the kitchen door to view the preps of the free buffet. Reserves judgement. *


A cup of coffee please and one stella in keeping with today's party offer.
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:06
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Afternoon all.

*starts laying out trestle tables*
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:08
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Good afternoon everyone.



*Pops head round the kitchen door to view the preps of the free buffet. Reserves judgement. *


A cup of coffee please and one stella in keeping with today's party offer.

Get yer beak out of here!

You'll be paying for both.....the offer hasn't started yet & it certainly doesn't apply to a coffee & a stella. Nice try tho'. bloody opportunist!
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:19
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*starts laying out the buffet*

SEAFOOD.....HOMEMADE SOUP......CRUSTY BREAD.......ASSORTED CURRIES.........DESSERTS.........BONFIRE CAKE..........DRINKS........and.......MORE

*locks door for the time being*
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:30
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*starts laying out the buffet*

SEAFOOD.....HOMEMADE SOUP......CRUSTY BREAD.......ASSORTED CURRIES.........DESSERTS.........BONFIRE CAKE..........DRINKS........and.......MORE

*locks door for the time being*
What do you mean by 'locks door for the time being'???

Any ice cream? And some quavers and mixed roasted nuts would be nice.
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:49
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What do you mean by 'locks door for the time being'???

Any ice cream? And some quavers and mixed roasted nuts would be nice.
Because stooooopid person the buffet isn't open until it's dark!

No there's no ice cream, crisps/nuts.........not unless you intend to pay for them!
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Old 05-11-2016, 14:54
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Because stooooopid person the buffet isn't open until it's dark!

No there's no ice cream, crisps/nuts.........not unless you intend to pay for them!
I doubt you will be able to keep Chin out. He'll be here soon.
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