I once knew a man called Siddy. He was built on rock and roll.
The Pub (Part 48)
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*throws a bucket of icy water over chinny & Joe* SPLOSH SPLOSH! Yer not paid to sleep in here! Gerrup & get some work done!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
*throws a bucket of icy water over chinny & Joe* SPLOSH SPLOSH! Yer not paid to sleep in here! Gerrup & get some work done!”
“
*throws a bucket of icy water over chinny & Joe* SPLOSH SPLOSH! Yer not paid to sleep in here! Gerrup & get some work done!
”
I was not sleeping! *Throws bucket of slops over Sr*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters* *Readies self for free food and drink*
”
“Afternoon peeps *clunks & clatters* *Readies self for free food and drink*
”
*tuts* greedy hog!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“A few years ago, while I was having my tea, my ex girlfriend said she was breaking up with me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #brown.”
“A few years ago, while I was having my tea, my ex girlfriend said she was breaking up with me because of my obsession with Twitter.
I nearly choked on my #brown.”
*groans*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
A stella please.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. No offence intended. I would rather eat my own hat than ever do that.
”
“Good evening everyone.
A stella please.
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear. No offence intended. I would rather eat my own hat than ever do that.
”
The size of your fat head you'd be eating yer hat for days!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.
Looks like you're the only one doing any work around here tonight.”
“Thanks Chin and whatever you are having.
Looks like you're the only one doing any work around here tonight.”
That makes a change.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Some breathtakingly beautiful shots there Gemo and nice to see the fisherman mending his nets.
Shame about the harbour litter it's a scourge everywhere! ”
“Some breathtakingly beautiful shots there Gemo and nice to see the fisherman mending his nets.
Shame about the harbour litter it's a scourge everywhere! ”
I know, it's sad isn't it?
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I didn’t mind it and it has excellent restaurants but the scenery isn’t brilliant and there isn’t a great deal to do. Mr G booked it because we thought I would be limited in what I could do so he picked somewhere not too taxing.
Here’s the pix.”
“I didn’t mind it and it has excellent restaurants but the scenery isn’t brilliant and there isn’t a great deal to do. Mr G booked it because we thought I would be limited in what I could do so he picked somewhere not too taxing.
Here’s the pix.”
Brilliant pics, as always.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“They were taken at an aquarium and I took all of them (apart from the zoo notice – Mr G took that with my camera and my direction because I couldn’t be ars… erm … bottomed to get out of the car after I saw the notice).”
“They were taken at an aquarium and I took all of them (apart from the zoo notice – Mr G took that with my camera and my direction because I couldn’t be ars… erm … bottomed to get out of the car after I saw the notice).”
The colours of the fish are brilliant! I thought the notice of ''no dog fouling'' very descriptive.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“ I was not sleeping! *Throws bucket of slops over Sr*”
“
I was not sleeping! *Throws bucket of slops over Sr*”
You were lying down with yer eyes closed, snoring like a warthog! *whacks chinny over the head with the aforementioned bucket*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
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You were lying down with yer eyes closed, snoring like a warthog! *whacks chinny over the head with the aforementioned bucket*”
“
You were lying down with yer eyes closed, snoring like a warthog! *whacks chinny over the head with the aforementioned bucket*
”
I was knocked out! Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I was knocked out! Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!”
“I was knocked out! Stooooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!
”
Not at 5.52am you weren't! HERE Stop fibbing!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Well I wasn't asleep then was I? Extra stooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!
”
“Well I wasn't asleep then was I? Extra stooooooooooooooooooooooooopid!
”
Well you very quickly made yerself cosy & went back to sleep! So you weren't ''knocked out''. Lyin' wee toad!
Good morning everyone.
You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place (I note that SR started it).
So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.
You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place
(I note that SR started it).So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place (I note that SR started it).
So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.”
“Good morning everyone.
You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place
(I note that SR started it).So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.
”
Same again thanks Eddy ta!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Well you very quickly made yerself cosy & went back to sleep! So you weren't ''knocked out''. Lyin' wee toad!”
“Well you very quickly made yerself cosy & went back to sleep! So you weren't ''knocked out''. Lyin' wee toad!
”
Fibbin' Freda!!!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place (I note that SR started it).
So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.”
“Good morning everyone.
You all seem to be a little busy this morning, throwing buckets of this and that all over the place
(I note that SR started it).So, its a Big McBreakfast for me. Chin, let me know if want anything fetched back for you.”
Morning Eddy
Discipline is the only way to go with lazy chinny! You can keep yer beak out.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Same again thanks Eddy ta!”
“Same again thanks Eddy ta!
”
Greedy lazy pig!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Fibbin' Freda!!!>”
“Fibbin' Freda!!!
>”
How very dare you! The CCTV never lies.......unlike you!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Byeee peeps! Have a good one. I'll meet you there Eddy.”
“Byeee peeps! Have a good one. I'll meet you there Eddy.”
Skiving wee toad!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I once knew a man called Siddy. He was built on rock and roll.”
“I once knew a man called Siddy. He was built on rock and roll.”
*groans*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Fibbin' Freda!!!”
“Fibbin' Freda!!!
”
Morning all peepsicles. Much lying in is being done in these quarters. Although Mini t has now hatched a cold, which I will likely get as she sneezed all over me yesterday
Large tea, a lemon and hot water and a packet of paracetemol please!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“*groans*
Morning all peepsicles. Much lying in is being done in these quarters. Although Mini t has now hatched a cold, which I will likely get as she sneezed all over me yesterday
Large tea, a lemon and hot water and a packet of paracetemol please!”
“*groans*
Morning all peepsicles. Much lying in is being done in these quarters. Although Mini t has now hatched a cold, which I will likely get as she sneezed all over me yesterday
Large tea, a lemon and hot water and a packet of paracetemol please!”
Morning twass *clunk clatter rustle*
Didn't you teach her manners when she was growing up? It's not nice to snot all over people!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass *clunk clatter rustle*
Didn't you teach her manners when she was growing up? It's not nice to snot all over people!”
“Morning twass *clunk clatter rustle*
Didn't you teach her manners when she was growing up? It's not nice to snot all over people!
”
My cottage is small, when we're both cooched in the living room she's only a yard away
No avoiding the germs!!!!Ta muchly....*slurp*
Good afternoon everyone.
*Pops head round the kitchen door to view the preps of the free buffet. Reserves judgement.*
A cup of coffee please and one stella in keeping with today's party offer.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*pins up notice*
FireWork display Party 5th November in the Beer Garden.
Free Buffet, BOGOF drinks.
”
“*pins up notice*
FireWork display Party 5th November in the Beer Garden.
Free Buffet, BOGOF drinks.
”
*Pops head round the kitchen door to view the preps of the free buffet. Reserves judgement.
*A cup of coffee please and one stella in keeping with today's party offer.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.
*Pops head round the kitchen door to view the preps of the free buffet. Reserves judgement.*
A cup of coffee please and one stella in keeping with today's party offer.”
“Good afternoon everyone.
*Pops head round the kitchen door to view the preps of the free buffet. Reserves judgement.
*A cup of coffee please and one stella in keeping with today's party offer.
”
Get yer beak out of here!
You'll be paying for both.....the offer hasn't started yet & it certainly doesn't apply to a coffee & a stella. Nice try tho'. bloody opportunist!
*starts laying out the buffet*
SEAFOOD.....HOMEMADE SOUP......CRUSTY BREAD.......ASSORTED CURRIES.........DESSERTS.........BONFIRE CAKE..........DRINKS........and.......MORE
*locks door for the time being*
SEAFOOD.....HOMEMADE SOUP......CRUSTY BREAD.......ASSORTED CURRIES.........DESSERTS.........BONFIRE CAKE..........DRINKS........and.......MORE
*locks door for the time being*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*starts laying out the buffet*
SEAFOOD.....HOMEMADE SOUP......CRUSTY BREAD.......ASSORTED CURRIES.........DESSERTS.........BONFIRE CAKE..........DRINKS........and.......MORE
*locks door for the time being*”
“*starts laying out the buffet*
SEAFOOD.....HOMEMADE SOUP......CRUSTY BREAD.......ASSORTED CURRIES.........DESSERTS.........BONFIRE CAKE..........DRINKS........and.......MORE
*locks door for the time being*
”
What do you mean by 'locks door for the time being'???
Any ice cream?
And some quavers and mixed roasted nuts would be nice.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“What do you mean by 'locks door for the time being'???
Any ice cream? And some quavers and mixed roasted nuts would be nice. ”
“What do you mean by 'locks door for the time being'???
Any ice cream?
And some quavers and mixed roasted nuts would be nice. ”
Because stooooopid person the buffet isn't open until it's dark!
No there's no ice cream, crisps/nuts.........not unless you intend to pay for them!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Because stooooopid person the buffet isn't open until it's dark!
No there's no ice cream, crisps/nuts.........not unless you intend to pay for them!”
“Because stooooopid person the buffet isn't open until it's dark!
No there's no ice cream, crisps/nuts.........not unless you intend to pay for them!
”
I doubt you will be able to keep Chin out. He'll be here soon.
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