*saunters in* Morning all. 
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*saunters in* Morning all.”
“*saunters in* Morning all.
”
Was that a wee stagger I seen there ?
Morning Sr,
Morning all pubster peepsicles, drunk, sober or hungover Mug of tea and a bowl of porridge please. Looking like a brighter day here....well pretty much anything would look brighter than yesterday 
Expecting my old neighbour over for a bit more garden help
Mug of tea and a bowl of porridge please. Looking like a brighter day here....well pretty much anything would look brighter than yesterday Expecting my old neighbour over for a bit more garden help
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Was that a wee stagger I seen there ?
Morning Sr,”
“Was that a wee stagger I seen there ?
Morning Sr,
”
Oh have you been drinking again?
Morning Joe
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all pubster peepsicles, drunk, sober or hungover Mug of tea and a bowl of porridge please. Looking like a brighter day here....well pretty much anything would look brighter than yesterday Expecting my old neighbour over for a bit more garden help ”
“Morning all pubster peepsicles, drunk, sober or hungover
Mug of tea and a bowl of porridge please. Looking like a brighter day here....well pretty much anything would look brighter than yesterday Expecting my old neighbour over for a bit more garden help ”
Morning twass *clunk clatter*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“May is the Tin Lady.
Scary indeed. Still, we'll just have to make the best of times. I do feel sorry for black, muslim and latino folks living in the US today though”
“May is the Tin Lady.
Scary indeed. Still, we'll just have to make the best of times. I do feel sorry for black, muslim and latino folks living in the US today though”
Not to mention LGBT, he has said he wants them on a ''correction programme''. Absolutely disgusting behaviour!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Dreadful result but I won’t be here long. I have the worst cold EVER and being on Beta-Blockers means I cant take any medicine for it apart from paracetamol.”
“Dreadful result but I won’t be here long. I have the worst cold EVER and being on Beta-Blockers means I cant take any medicine for it apart from paracetamol.”
No medication wiull ''cure'' a common cold anyway, it's a complete waste of money.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.
Showery but sunny here, 7c.
How could US voters ignore the advice of Beyoncé, JayZ, Madonna, RuPaul, Kim Kardashian and all the Hollywood lovies? I am devastated.
A G&T, served quickly please.”
“Good afternoon everyone.
Showery but sunny here, 7c.
How could US voters ignore the advice of Beyoncé, JayZ, Madonna, RuPaul, Kim Kardashian and all the Hollywood lovies?
I am devastated. A G&T, served quickly please.
”
The whole thing is a farce!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Anything with preadoephedrine or phenylephrine (adrenalin copiers) is out, ibupropane is out and so is aspirin. I’m on Atenolol.
Some good news. The turquoise bath towel that went missing has turned up – Iwas getting my daughter’s bedroom ready for her stay this weekend and it was there. It had a light towel folded round it so that’s why I missed it when I checked before.”
“Anything with preadoephedrine or phenylephrine (adrenalin copiers) is out, ibupropane is out and so is aspirin. I’m on Atenolol.
Some good news. The turquoise bath towel that went missing has turned up – Iwas getting my daughter’s bedroom ready for her stay this weekend and it was there. It had a light towel folded round it so that’s why I missed it when I checked before.”
Your life must be complete now!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I have a pair of earrings missing which Mr G got me quite a few years go. He got them as an unbirthday present when I was ill to cheer me up and I don’t know what happened to them… and my daughter has just mentioned a scarf she wants to borrow and that’s not where I thought it was.
I wonder if I got someone to tip off the police that there was something norty in the house they would do a raid and I could find all the things that had gone missing.
”
“I have a pair of earrings missing which Mr G got me quite a few years go. He got them as an unbirthday present when I was ill to cheer me up and I don’t know what happened to them… and my daughter has just mentioned a scarf she wants to borrow and that’s not where I thought it was.
I wonder if I got someone to tip off the police that there was something norty in the house they would do a raid and I could find all the things that had gone missing.
”
.........I take that back.............^^
Morning SR! Indeed it doesn't do to be anything other than white, straight, nominally Xtian and male in Trump's America 
And he'll probably get bored in 18 months and leave the US in the hands of Pence!!!!!
And he'll probably get bored in 18 months and leave the US in the hands of Pence!!!!!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“God morning.”
“God morning.
”
God morning to you Gemo, why are you wearing a Nun's habit?
*clunk*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Two large cappuccinos please!
Has Gemo got religion??”
“Two large cappuccinos please!
Has Gemo got religion??
”
*clunk clunk*
Looks like it, she's wasting her time preaching that in here!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“God morning to you Gemo, why are you wearing a Nun's habit? *clunk* ”
“God morning to you Gemo, why are you wearing a Nun's habit?
*clunk* ”
That’s my refound towel.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Two large cappuccinos please!
Has Gemo got religion??”
“Two large cappuccinos please!
Has Gemo got religion??
”
No just typos.
Think I’ll get my passport renewed and take a trip across the pond. Looks as if the dollar is tumbling.
Good afternoon everyone.
Cold at just 10c this morning but it's very pleasantly sunny, a complete contrast to yesterday.
Coffee please and don't take all blooming day.
Cold at just 10c this morning but it's very pleasantly sunny, a complete contrast to yesterday.
Coffee please and don't take all blooming day.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“That’s my refound towel.
No just typos.
Think I’ll get my passport renewed and take a trip across the pond. Looks as if the dollar is tumbling.”
“That’s my refound towel.
No just typos.
Think I’ll get my passport renewed and take a trip across the pond. Looks as if the dollar is tumbling.”
Ahhhhhhh right so.
Best go before Trump is actually president, gawd only knows what will happen then!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone.
Cold at just 10c this morning but it's very pleasantly sunny, a complete contrast to yesterday.
Coffee please and don't take all blooming day.”
“Good afternoon everyone.
Cold at just 10c this morning but it's very pleasantly sunny, a complete contrast to yesterday.
Coffee please and don't take all blooming day.
”
Morning Eddy, lovely & sunny here 7c so warmer than the past few days have been.
*mutters* rude person!
*slam*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning Eddy, lovely & sunny here 7c so warmer than the past few days have been.
*mutters* rude person! *slam*”
“Morning Eddy, lovely & sunny here 7c so warmer than the past few days have been.
*mutters* rude person!
*slam*”
Rude?!!! Me? I just wanted to be served and you were busy gossiping. Anyway, can I have a complimentary biscuit or 3?
At the prices you charge all coffees should be accompanied by a few free biscuits. Many thanks.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*clunk clunk*
Looks like it, she's wasting her time preaching that in here!”
“*clunk clunk*
Looks like it, she's wasting her time preaching that in here!
”
Sure is
Ta muchly *slurrrrrp*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“
Think I’ll get my passport renewed and take a trip across the pond. Looks as if the dollar is tumbling.”
“
Think I’ll get my passport renewed and take a trip across the pond. Looks as if the dollar is tumbling.”
The one time I went to the States, I didn't like any of the clothes. They all seemed very.....ordinary! We'd done what others did, take an almost empty suitcase expecting to come home with bargains, but it didn't happen. Bought almost nothing.
Good evening everyone.
A mulled wine with a hot mince pie.
John Lewis Christmas advert, 2016: Buster the boxer.
Watch here, John Lewis site.
Soppy, but I love it. Well done John Lewis.
When are the Christmas decorations going up? It's about time that they did.
A mulled wine with a hot mince pie.
John Lewis Christmas advert, 2016: Buster the boxer.
Watch here, John Lewis site.
Soppy, but I love it. Well done John Lewis. When are the Christmas decorations going up? It's about time that they did.
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Evening Pub.
For some reason, I keep thinking it's Friday today.”
“Evening Pub.
For some reason, I keep thinking it's Friday today.”
Good evening.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks & clatters*”
“Evening peeps
*clunks & clatters*”
Thanks Chin and whatever you are having. Get one in for Eugene as well. It looks as if he really needs it.
Christmas decorations? I remember when DS used to have the snowman throughout December. They should bring that back, it was very festive.
Hi twassington.
aaahhhhhh ... those were the good old days.
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“Christmas decorations? I remember when DS used to have the snowman throughout December. They should bring that back, it was very festive.”
“Christmas decorations? I remember when DS used to have the snowman throughout December. They should bring that back, it was very festive.”
aaahhhhhh ... those were the good old days.
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening eug, Eddy and chins! Glass of advocaat please and a mince pie”
“Evening eug, Eddy and chins! Glass of advocaat please and a mince pie
”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Advocaat
http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/gregg...s-504g/p/55044
Enjoy
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi twassington.
aaahhhhhh ... those were the good old days.”
“Hi twassington.
aaahhhhhh ... those were the good old days.
”
They sure were.
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Advocaat
http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/gregg...s-504g/p/55044
Enjoy”
“https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Advocaat
http://groceries.iceland.co.uk/gregg...s-504g/p/55044
Enjoy
”
That's not QUITE what I had in mind!
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“They sure were.”
“They sure were.
”
I don't remember that myself, but I see you've been on DS longer than me
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