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#8801 |
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Leonard Cohen.
![]() Indeed, very sad news. 2016 hasn't finished yet it would seem
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Good afternoon everyone from a very sunny, and relatively mild for November, north London (10c). ![]() Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up. ![]() Quote:
Awwwwww RIP Leonard Cohen a true legend.
HERE Always sends shivers down my spine. ![]() RIP. Quote:
*grabs chinny's fat head & demonstrates how sticky the bar top is by trying to drag his head across it* When was that last cleaned? *glares at chinny in a menacing manner* (
You are such a horrible, beastly person. You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that. ![]() ![]() ![]() *Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*. ![]() Quote:
Morning
![]() *sits quietly in corner reading "Trump - The Life & Times of a Successful Syrup in Business Management" *
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I was pleased to have seen Leonard Cohen and this is from the same tour.
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Morning
*bins 'water'* ![]() ![]() *removes water from bin & puts back into fridge for sale* Quote:
Leonard Cohen.
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Good afternoon everyone from a very sunny, and relatively mild for November, north London (10c).
Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up. Beautiful choice. ![]() RIP. Oh heavens. You are such a horrible, beastly person. You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that. ![]() *Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*. Is that a wig or a very intricate comb-over? ![]() 'Tis all character building, chinny appreciates my correcting him. So..........keep yer beak out! ![]() Errrrrrrr what on earth is Eddy doing now............I've been busy elsewhere this morning & on checking the CCTV see Eddy performing some sort of mime........such a very strange person! ![]() Quote:
I was pleased to have seen Leonard Cohen and this is from the same tour.
Afternoon all.
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'Tis all character building, chinny appreciates my correcting him. So..........keep yer beak out! ![]() Errrrrrrr what on earth is Eddy doing now............I've been busy elsewhere this morning & on checking the CCTV see Eddy performing some sort of mime........such a very strange person! ![]() ![]() ![]() Did I hear you say my G&Ts are all free this afternoon? ![]() *Smears marmite on SR's ears.*
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I'm very sorry but I can't understand a word of what you are saying on account of that bucket superglued onto the end of your nose.
![]() ![]() Did I hear you say my G&Ts are all free this afternoon? ![]() *Smears marmite on SR's ears.* ![]() You can stay there until you behave like a normal person! *padlocks the door of the shed*
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*unlocks shed door*
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Please sign and share if you'd like folks:
https://go.allout.org/en/a/china-tex...ce=actionsuite Thanks.
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PLEASE WEAR A POPPY Don Crawford
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*unlocks shed door*
![]() Afternoon Sr, planets, & all
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Evening peeps
*clunks and clatters*
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Good evening everyone. ![]() Quote:
Evening peeps
*clunks and clatters*![]() I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm.
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Good evening everyone.
![]() Hi there Chin. Thank you and whatever you are having. ![]() I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm. ![]() ![]() Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!
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Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.
![]() Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings! ![]() ![]() *Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.* ![]() 4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.
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Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
![]() *Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.* ![]() 4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each. ![]() ![]()
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Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
![]() ![]() ![]() Hope yer not talking about me in my kilt ? https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=al...QokfyDpQEuM%3A Now sling yer hooks its footie thats on in here tae night, not that farm schect * Kicks Eddy & Chinnies arses intae the thames * ![]() ![]() ![]() * C'mon Scotland *
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Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.
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Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.
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Oh well done Eddy!
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![]() ![]() Hope yer not talking about me in my kilt ? ![]() *Returns to ignoring Sleeps, breaks another papadom.* ![]() Quote:
Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.
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It'll be the best £80 you spend all year !
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* Englisher 3 Zone *
you'll never take our haggis ? ![]() The better team won ![]() * Vending machines on ......* mega * ![]()
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*opens pub* Morning all
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*unlocks shed door*
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Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.
Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings! ![]() Quote:
Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.* 4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each. ![]() ![]() *prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to pay* Quote:
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Enjoy, there's plenty. Leave the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle in the morning.
*Dips onion bhaji in the aubergine pickle.* Most certainly not. ![]() *Returns to ignoring Sleeps, breaks another papadom.* Aaahhhhhh, nothing beats breaking in a new loo. ![]() ![]() ![]() *gathers up all the rubbish & deposits through Eddy's letterbox* *deducts chinny's wages to cover cost of last night's shenanigans* |
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Indeed, very sad news. 2016 hasn't finished yet it would seem 



You are such a horrible, beastly person. 

