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Old 11-11-2016, 11:58
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I thought something had happened to one of the cats Indeed, very sad news. 2016 hasn't finished yet it would seem
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Old 11-11-2016, 12:41
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Good afternoon everyone from a very sunny, and relatively mild for November, north London (10c).

Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up.

Awwwwww RIP Leonard Cohen a true legend.
HERE Always sends shivers down my spine.
Beautiful choice.

RIP.

*grabs chinny's fat head & demonstrates how sticky the bar top is by trying to drag his head across it* When was that last cleaned? *glares at chinny in a menacing manner* (
Oh heavens. You are such a horrible, beastly person.

You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that.

*Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*.

Morning

*sits quietly in corner reading "Trump - The Life & Times of a Successful Syrup in Business Management" *
Is that a wig or a very intricate comb-over?
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Old 11-11-2016, 13:12
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I was pleased to have seen Leonard Cohen and this is from the same tour.
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Old 11-11-2016, 14:03
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Morning

*bins 'water'*

*removes water from bin & puts back into fridge for sale*
Sad news indeed.
Good afternoon everyone from a very sunny, and relatively mild for November, north London (10c).

Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up.



Beautiful choice.

RIP.



Oh heavens. You are such a horrible, beastly person.

You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that.

*Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*.



Is that a wig or a very intricate comb-over?
There's no Christmas cake, far too early. *mutters* stoooopid person. *clunk clatter* You can make do with a hot cross bun.

'Tis all character building, chinny appreciates my correcting him. So..........keep yer beak out!
Errrrrrrr what on earth is Eddy doing now............I've been busy elsewhere this morning & on checking the CCTV see Eddy performing some sort of mime........such a very strange person!
I was pleased to have seen Leonard Cohen and this is from the same tour.
Nice memory to have.

Afternoon all.
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Old 11-11-2016, 14:22
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'Tis all character building, chinny appreciates my correcting him. So..........keep yer beak out!
Errrrrrrr what on earth is Eddy doing now............I've been busy elsewhere this morning & on checking the CCTV see Eddy performing some sort of mime........such a very strange person!
I'm very sorry but I can't understand a word of what you are saying on account of that bucket superglued onto the end of your nose.

Did I hear you say my G&Ts are all free this afternoon?

*Smears marmite on SR's ears.*
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Old 11-11-2016, 14:53
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I'm very sorry but I can't understand a word of what you are saying on account of that bucket superglued onto the end of your nose.

Did I hear you say my G&Ts are all free this afternoon?

*Smears marmite on SR's ears.*
*grabs hold of Eddy's big ears & drags him outside & locks him in the garden shed*
You can stay there until you behave like a normal person! *padlocks the door of the shed*
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Old 11-11-2016, 15:00
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*unlocks shed door*
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Old 11-11-2016, 15:23
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Please sign and share if you'd like folks:

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Old 11-11-2016, 15:29
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Thanks for posting that Sr


*unlocks shed door*
Not a very wise move planets ?

Afternoon Sr, planets, & all
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Old 11-11-2016, 18:13
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Evening peeps *clunks and clatters*
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Old 11-11-2016, 18:19
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Good evening everyone.

Evening peeps *clunks and clatters*
Hi there Chin. Thank you and whatever you are having.

I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm.
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Old 11-11-2016, 18:35
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Good evening everyone.



Hi there Chin. Thank you and whatever you are having.

I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm.
Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.

Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!
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Old 11-11-2016, 18:47
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Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.

Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!
Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.

*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*


4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.
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Old 11-11-2016, 18:49
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Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.

*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*


4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.
Oh well done Eddy!
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Old 11-11-2016, 18:51
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Old 11-11-2016, 19:01
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Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.

Hope yer not talking about me in my kilt ?

https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=al...QokfyDpQEuM%3A


Now sling yer hooks its footie thats on in here tae night, not that farm schect

* Kicks Eddy & Chinnies arses intae the thames *

* C'mon Scotland *
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Old 11-11-2016, 19:11
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Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.
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Old 11-11-2016, 19:13
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Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.
It'll be the best £80 you spend all year !
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Old 11-11-2016, 19:22
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Robert Vaughn has died. RIP

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Old 11-11-2016, 19:26
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Oh well done Eddy!
Enjoy, there's plenty. Leave the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle in the morning.

*Dips onion bhaji in the aubergine pickle.*


Hope yer not talking about me in my kilt ?
Most certainly not.

*Returns to ignoring Sleeps, breaks another papadom.*

Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.
Aaahhhhhh, nothing beats breaking in a new loo.
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Old 11-11-2016, 19:28
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More sad news. I always enjoyed his performances and he was a far more accomplished actor than is often thought. RIP.
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Old 11-11-2016, 20:19
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It'll be the best £80 you spend all year !
It was £99 for a loo that normally cost £200 and the total bill including delivery was £140. Very impressive – and the kittens had three lovely sturdy cardboard boxes to play in.
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Old 11-11-2016, 22:06
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* Englisher 3 Zone *

you'll never take our haggis ?
The better team won
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Old 12-11-2016, 05:38
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 12-11-2016, 06:06
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*unlocks shed door*

You're gonna be sorry for this!
Done!
Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.

Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!

Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.

*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*


4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.

*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to pay*
Done
Enjoy, there's plenty. Leave the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle in the morning.

*Dips onion bhaji in the aubergine pickle.*



Most certainly not.

*Returns to ignoring Sleeps, breaks another papadom.*



Aaahhhhhh, nothing beats breaking in a new loo.

*gathers up all the rubbish & deposits through Eddy's letterbox*

*deducts chinny's wages to cover cost of last night's shenanigans*
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