Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Leonard Cohen.
”
“Leonard Cohen.
”
I thought something had happened to one of the cats
Indeed, very sad news. 2016 hasn't finished yet it would seem
The Pub (Part 48)
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I thought something had happened to one of the cats
Indeed, very sad news. 2016 hasn't finished yet it would seem
Good afternoon everyone from a very sunny, and relatively mild for November, north London (10c). 
Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up.
Beautiful choice.
RIP.
Oh heavens.
You are such a horrible, beastly person.
You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that.
*Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*.
Is that a wig or a very intricate comb-over?
Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Awwwwww RIP Leonard Cohen a true legend.
HERE Always sends shivers down my spine.”
“Awwwwww RIP Leonard Cohen a true legend.
HERE Always sends shivers down my spine.”
Beautiful choice.
RIP.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*grabs chinny's fat head & demonstrates how sticky the bar top is by trying to drag his head across it* When was that last cleaned? *glares at chinny in a menacing manner* (”
“*grabs chinny's fat head & demonstrates how sticky the bar top is by trying to drag his head across it* When was that last cleaned? *glares at chinny in a menacing manner* (”
Oh heavens.
You are such a horrible, beastly person. You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that.
*Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning
*sits quietly in corner reading "Trump - The Life & Times of a Successful Syrup in Business Management" *”
“Morning
*sits quietly in corner reading "Trump - The Life & Times of a Successful Syrup in Business Management" *”
Is that a wig or a very intricate comb-over?
I was pleased to have seen Leonard Cohen and this is from the same tour.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning
*bins 'water'*”
“Morning
*bins 'water'*”
*removes water from bin & puts back into fridge for sale*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Leonard Cohen.”
“Leonard Cohen.
”
Sad news indeed.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good afternoon everyone from a very sunny, and relatively mild for November, north London (10c).
Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up.
Beautiful choice.
RIP.
Oh heavens. You are such a horrible, beastly person.
You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that.
*Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*.
Is that a wig or a very intricate comb-over?”
“Good afternoon everyone from a very sunny, and relatively mild for November, north London (10c).
Coffee please with a slice of alcohol-free Christmas fruit cake and hurry up.
Beautiful choice.
RIP.
Oh heavens.
You are such a horrible, beastly person. You will pay for your crimes. Be sure of that.
*Stamps hard on SR's foot to make certain it's the real SR and not a decoy or a lookalike hat stand. Watches as SR dances around in agony and screams in pain. Pours bucket of beer slops over her big head then superglues bucket handle onto the end of her nose.*.
Is that a wig or a very intricate comb-over?”
There's no Christmas cake, far too early. *mutters* stoooopid person. *clunk clatter* You can make do with a hot cross bun.
'Tis all character building, chinny appreciates my correcting him. So..........keep yer beak out!
Errrrrrrr what on earth is Eddy doing now............I've been busy elsewhere this morning & on checking the CCTV see Eddy performing some sort of mime........such a very strange person!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I was pleased to have seen Leonard Cohen and this is from the same tour.”
“I was pleased to have seen Leonard Cohen and this is from the same tour.”
Nice memory to have.
Afternoon all.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
'Tis all character building, chinny appreciates my correcting him. So..........keep yer beak out!
Errrrrrrr what on earth is Eddy doing now............I've been busy elsewhere this morning & on checking the CCTV see Eddy performing some sort of mime........such a very strange person!
”
“
'Tis all character building, chinny appreciates my correcting him. So..........keep yer beak out!
Errrrrrrr what on earth is Eddy doing now............I've been busy elsewhere this morning & on checking the CCTV see Eddy performing some sort of mime........such a very strange person!
”
I'm very sorry but I can't understand a word of what you are saying on account of that bucket superglued onto the end of your nose.
Did I hear you say my G&Ts are all free this afternoon?
*Smears marmite on SR's ears.*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I'm very sorry but I can't understand a word of what you are saying on account of that bucket superglued onto the end of your nose.
Did I hear you say my G&Ts are all free this afternoon?
*Smears marmite on SR's ears.*”
“I'm very sorry but I can't understand a word of what you are saying on account of that bucket superglued onto the end of your nose.
Did I hear you say my G&Ts are all free this afternoon?
*Smears marmite on SR's ears.*
”
*grabs hold of Eddy's big ears & drags him outside & locks him in the garden shed*
You can stay there until you behave like a normal person! *padlocks the door of the shed*
Please sign and share if you'd like folks:
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Thanks.
https://go.allout.org/en/a/china-tex...ce=actionsuite
Thanks.
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“PLEASE WEAR A POPPY Don Crawford
]”
“PLEASE WEAR A POPPY Don Crawford
]”
Thanks for posting that Sr
Originally Posted by planets:
“*unlocks shed door*”
“*unlocks shed door*”
Not a very wise move planets ?
Afternoon Sr, planets, & all
Good evening everyone.
Hi there Chin. Thank you and whatever you are having.
I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Evening peeps *clunks and clatters*”
“Evening peeps
*clunks and clatters*”
Hi there Chin. Thank you and whatever you are having.
I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good evening everyone.
Hi there Chin. Thank you and whatever you are having.
I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm.”
“Good evening everyone.
Hi there Chin. Thank you and whatever you are having.
I think Emmerdale is starting early tonight at 6.45pm.
”
Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.
Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.
Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!”
“Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.
Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!
”
Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*
4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*
4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.”
“Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*
4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.
”
Oh well done Eddy!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.”
“Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
”
Hope yer not talking about me in my kilt ?
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=al...QokfyDpQEuM%3A
Now sling yer hooks its footie thats on in here tae night, not that farm schect
* Kicks Eddy & Chinnies arses intae the thames *
* C'mon Scotland *
Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.”
“Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.”
It'll be the best £80 you spend all year !
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oh well done Eddy!”
“Oh well done Eddy!
”
Enjoy, there's plenty. Leave the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle in the morning.
*Dips onion bhaji in the aubergine pickle.*
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“
Hope yer not talking about me in my kilt ? ”
“
Hope yer not talking about me in my kilt ? ”
Most certainly not.
*Returns to ignoring Sleeps, breaks another papadom.*
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.”
“Very impressed with Mr G. I use his bathroom to wash my hair (longer bath and tap has a shower head) and last week I heard water dripping. He tracked it down to the back of his loo. This week he has replaced the loo with a new one all by himself (and it’s got a lovely seat and soft close lid). He ordered it from Victoria Plum.”
Aaahhhhhh, nothing beats breaking in a new loo.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Robert Vaughn has died. RIP
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/r...FB_mirror_main”
“Robert Vaughn has died. RIP
http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/r...FB_mirror_main”
More sad news. I always enjoyed his performances and he was a far more accomplished actor than is often thought. RIP.
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“It'll be the best £80 you spend all year !”
“It'll be the best £80 you spend all year !
”
It was £99 for a loo that normally cost £200 and the total bill including delivery was £140. Very impressive – and the kittens had three lovely sturdy cardboard boxes to play in.
* Englisher 3 Zone *
you'll never take our haggis ?
The better team won
* Vending machines on ......* mega *
you'll never take our haggis ?
The better team won
* Vending machines on ......* mega *
Originally Posted by planets:
“*unlocks shed door*”
“*unlocks shed door*”
You're gonna be sorry for this!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Please sign and share if you'd like folks:
https://go.allout.org/en/a/china-tex...ce=actionsuite
Thanks.”
“Please sign and share if you'd like folks:
https://go.allout.org/en/a/china-tex...ce=actionsuite
Thanks.”
Done!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.
Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!”
“Ta very muchly Eddy and thanks for the heads up.
Indian tonight? I fancy a hot curry with all the trimmings!”
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*
4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.”
“Tuck in Chin now that it's hot, fresh and delicious.
*Unwraps selection of main course curry dishes, rice, nan bread, onion bhajis and all the trimmings.*
4 complimentary premium lagers, that's 2 each.”
*prepares hefty bill for Eddy the Crook to pay*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Please sign and share if you'd like:
https://act1.openmedia.org/savethelink?src=160614
Thanks”
“Please sign and share if you'd like:
https://act1.openmedia.org/savethelink?src=160614
Thanks
”
Done
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Enjoy, there's plenty. Leave the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle in the morning.
*Dips onion bhaji in the aubergine pickle.*
Most certainly not.
*Returns to ignoring Sleeps, breaks another papadom.*
Aaahhhhhh, nothing beats breaking in a new loo.”
“Enjoy, there's plenty. Leave the leftovers on the bar for SR to recycle in the morning.
*Dips onion bhaji in the aubergine pickle.*
Most certainly not.
*Returns to ignoring Sleeps, breaks another papadom.*
Aaahhhhhh, nothing beats breaking in a new loo.
”
*gathers up all the rubbish & deposits through Eddy's letterbox*
*deducts chinny's wages to cover cost of last night's shenanigans*
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