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Old 12-11-2016, 18:09
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Oh well done Eddy. *clunk*
Well, something needed to be done ... for her own good, of course. I'm trying to teach her the need to have lines that she does not cross. I'm now going to smear marmite all over her ears.
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Old 12-11-2016, 18:26
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Evening all

Thanks for the Sweepstakes Sr,
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Old 12-11-2016, 18:35
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Evening all

Thanks for the Sweepstakes Sr,
Good evening Sleeps. Hope all is well with you.

Are you serving? Another coffee for me and a round of drinks for Ben and Chin. Thank you. Hurry up.
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Old 12-11-2016, 18:39
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Evening Sleeps and ta very muchly Eddy.
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Old 12-11-2016, 18:41
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Good evening Sleeps. Hope all is well with you.

Are you serving? Another coffee for me and a round of drinks for Ben and Chin. Thank you. Hurry up.
Nope,

I'm you're side of the bar tonight, & you can by me a doulbe voddy ?

found this on the lbc thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVU_TGLJU0

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Old 12-11-2016, 18:41
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Evening Sleeps and ta very muchly Eddy.
Hiya Chinnie * Clunk *
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Old 12-11-2016, 18:50
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Very good.

I'm afraid I only buy drinks for Emmerdale fans. It's one of my rules.
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Old 12-11-2016, 18:53
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Very good.

I'm afraid I only buy drinks for Emmerdale fans. It's one of my rules.
In that case then, I'll open the staff bottle & help myself, & I get 25% discount !
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:05
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Very good.

I'm afraid I only buy drinks for Emmerdale fans. It's one of my rules.
Oh good. I'll have a JD on the rocks please
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:16
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Oh good. I'll have a JD on the rocks please

Evening soap-lea and welcome to the Pub *clunk*
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:19
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Evening soap-lea and welcome to the Pub *clunk*
Evening, not sure you have been here when I have popped in before
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:26
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Evening, not sure you have been here when I have popped in before

I am de-facto the owner cos Sr stole the Pub off Gossip Junkie in a fraud. I have yet to reveal all the details I found out when I was imprisoned in the Attic.
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:29
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I am de-facto the owner cos Sr stole the Pub off Gossip Junkie in a fraud. I have yet to reveal all the details I found out when I was imprisoned in the Attic.
You lying little toad, .......... You'll cop it in the morning son !
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:44
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Oh good. I'll have a JD on the rocks please
You're welcome. Enjoy.

I am de-facto the owner cos Sr stole the Pub off Gossip Junkie in a fraud. I have yet to reveal all the details I found out when I was imprisoned in the Attic.
I trust that this will all be included in the hugely anticipated final chapter of your excellent and thrilling book.
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:46
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I am de-facto the owner cos Sr stole the Pub off Gossip Junkie in a fraud. I have yet to reveal all the details I found out when I was imprisoned in the Attic.
scandal

Why were you imprisoned in the attic?
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Old 12-11-2016, 19:58
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You're welcome. Enjoy.



I trust that this will all be included in the hugely anticipated final chapter of your excellent and thrilling book.
Indeed Eddy, indeed!

scandal

Why were you imprisoned in the attic?
You will have to ask Sr that. The woman is as mad as a hatter!!!
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Old 12-11-2016, 21:24
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I have a retched cold also Gemo. Hope you have a good evening. Willow will have to get used to her.
I think {’ve had three sets of cold bug hit me at once – anawards dinner, plane too and from Malta and the a Wool fair thingy.

My daughter’s cat is unsure of us, maybe it’s the same sort of thing with Willow. Something that we can’t sense, like a shared scent because we’re related but the scent not belonging to the right person.
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Old 13-11-2016, 00:32
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we’re related but the scent not belonging to the right person.
Well if you shop at Harrods & mini mrs G shops at matalan, its not rocket science, why the cat doesn't no if its coming or going ?

Night Gemo, & all
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Old 13-11-2016, 06:26
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* Opens pub * Morning all
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Old 13-11-2016, 07:01
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* Opens pub * Morning all
Morning Joe *clunk*

*checks back CCTV*...........
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Old 13-11-2016, 07:24
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You thieving scoundrel. You are proposing to charge Chin and me for the same thing even though it cost you nothing other than a bit of tidying up.

There is nothing illegal, or even wrong, with 2 friends sitting down and enjoying a meal in a pub. It's normal. The bar is kept busy.

*Pours bucket of beer slops over SR's big head before superglueing her huge forehead to a table.*
You can stay there until you apologise.
You were both involved in the scam, so ergo you both pay for it. Perhaps you should have thought about that before you attempted to rip me off once again!
I think you'll find there is something very wrong with bringing in illicit food & drink for consumption on the premises. Rule#29, paragraph#68, article#790 in the publicans guide book.

*sniggers at Eddy playing with play doh & making some kind of figure*


Well, something needed to be done ... for her own good, of course. I'm trying to teach her the need to have lines that she does not cross. I'm now going to smear marmite all over her ears.
*thinks* what a strange wee person Eddy is! He's now smearing Marmite over his wee play doh figure.
Evening all

Thanks for the Sweepstakes Sr,
No probs.
Nope,

I'm you're side of the bar tonight, & you can by me a doulbe voddy ?

found this on the lbc thread

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDVU_TGLJU0
That's quite freaky!
I am de-facto the owner cos Sr stole the Pub off Gossip Junkie in a fraud. I have yet to reveal all the details I found out when I was imprisoned in the Attic.

You lying wee toad! You are merely an employee of here, & that could be changed to an ex employee at the blink of an eye!
scandal

Why were you imprisoned in the attic?
He went up there of his own free will! ROLLEYES
He also lies like a rug!
I think {’ve had three sets of cold bug hit me at once – anawards dinner, plane too and from Malta and the a Wool fair thingy.

My daughter’s cat is unsure of us, maybe it’s the same sort of thing with Willow. Something that we can’t sense, like a shared scent because we’re related but the scent not belonging to the right person.
I couldn't tell you the last time I had a cold, I very seldom get them.

They know their own, quite simple.
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Old 13-11-2016, 07:48
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morning all pubster peeps!! skinny cappuccino please
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Old 13-11-2016, 08:13
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morning all pubster peeps!! skinny cappuccino please
Morning kate *clunk*
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Old 13-11-2016, 08:28
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Morning everypeeps
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Old 13-11-2016, 08:28
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*runs in*

Two cappuccinos and two full Englishes to go please!! Morning all peepsicles. WIll report back later, my pal is here til midday

*runs out*
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