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Old 13-11-2016, 22:29
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Evening Chinnie,

Get that fanny * Honey G * out ?

* a Bloody joke act *
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:30
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[quote=The_Sleeper;84557213]
I see ../QUOTE]


Yer happy * HONEY G* got though ?

That was Scots rool in disguise! Stooopid!
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:34
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Made an arse aff the quotes
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:35
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[quote=The_Sleeper;84557293]

I've made an arse aff the quotes !

Dinnae fash yersel
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:40
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Old 13-11-2016, 22:42
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kick a dog when its down ! [/quote]

Quite the opposite old bean. Have a drink on the house!



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Old 14-11-2016, 05:52
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*opens pub* Morning all
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Old 14-11-2016, 06:04
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Hello and good evening everyone.



I thought this going to happen tomorrow night. Article here.

A mulled wine and a mince pie, thank you.
Not until December!
Thanks for advertising my site.

Why are you publishing my address on the net?
Evening Chinnie,

Get that fanny * Honey G * out ?

* a Bloody joke act *
Jeez is she still there? That programme is now a farce without 1 decent singer on it!


That was Scots rool in disguise! Stooopid!
Do you want a smack round the chops!
Are you still wearing 'that' t-shirt?
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Old 14-11-2016, 06:49
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*opens pub* Morning all
Morning Sr, & all
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Old 14-11-2016, 06:54
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Morning Joe *clunk*
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Old 14-11-2016, 07:57
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Morning Miss

*clears throat, adjusts bowler hat*

I'd like a 1st Class off-peak return from Bristol Temple Meads to Marylebone Station. Preferably a Pullman coach with a Buffet Car, close to hand. Less riff raff, you understand.

*folds Financial Times*

I've a very important meeting, with Reggie from Accounts, today

*lays a 5-bob note on counter*
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:01
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Morning Miss

*clears throat, adjusts bowler hat*

I'd like a 1st Class off-peak return from Bristol Temple Meads to Marylebone Station. Preferably a Pullman coach with a Buffet Car, close to hand. Less riff raff, you understand.

*folds Financial Times*

I've a very important meeting, with Reggie from Accounts, today

*lays a 5-bob note on counter*
*tuts loudly* Gawd sake, he's forgotten to take his meds again..........*sneaks up behind bob & jabs him with overdue medication* There you go, you'll feel much better soon!
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:03
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Where's Chin
Poor Chin
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:09
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Where's Chin
Poor Chin

Poor chin nothing! Lazy bugger is still snoring like a warthog!
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:13
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Morning all peepsicles! Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo please.

I saw that Honey G person on Gogglebox once....I shared the opinion of all those families watching that she was absolutely sh*te and had no talent whatsoever
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:21
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Morning all peepsicles! Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo please.

I saw that Honey G person on Gogglebox once....I shared the opinion of all those families watching that she was absolutely sh*te and had no talent whatsoever
Morning twass *clunk clatter*

Clearly made for the joke X-Factor has now become! ROLLEYES
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:29
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Morning twass *clunk clatter*

Clearly made for the joke X-Factor has now become! ROLLEYES
Ta muchly. It just makes a mockery of all the acts who do have some singing ability who get passed over for the likes of a joke novelty act like her Ridiculous!!!
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:31
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This should be in the X-Factor forum

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Old 14-11-2016, 08:37
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This should be in the X-Factor forum

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I'm not going in there!!! I bet it's full of trolls and wums and epsilon minuses
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:37
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Morning all.......tis raining here.....

Are we confusing Honey G with Honey Fungus? Yeah, gotta be cors they is both bad news.

Lovely mug of steaming coffee plez......ta muchly.
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:39
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*clunk*
There ya go hoots.
I'm standing in for Chinchin today

Poor Chin
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:40
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Honey fungus killed my lovely red rose bush I bet Honey G could make roses wither an all with that voice
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:42
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Honey fungus killed my lovely red rose bush

Ooohh I say 😬😬😬
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Old 14-11-2016, 08:46
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Honey fungus killed my lovely red rose bush I bet Honey G could make roses wither an all with that voice
Never watch the prog, so never heard her crackly tones....It's a shite programme with mostly shite acts.......made Simon C and his over- inflated ego bliddy fortune!

Slurps coffee and surveys the iroming
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Old 14-11-2016, 09:20
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Good morning from a miserable, wet but mild north London.

*clunk*
There ya go hoots.
I'm standing in for Chinchin today

Poor Chin
Hi there Bob. I hope you're keeping well.

Yes, poor Chin. The fellow is just exhausted, he never stops working.

A large gin, with just a splash of tonic, please. And whatever you are having.
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