Evening Chinnie,
Get that fanny * Honey G * out ?
* a Bloody joke act *
Get that fanny * Honey G * out ?
* a Bloody joke act *
The Pub (Part 48)
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That was Scots rool in disguise! Stooopid! 
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“I see ../QUOTE]
Yer happy * HONEY G* got though ?”
“I see ../QUOTE]
Yer happy * HONEY G* got though ?
”
That was Scots rool in disguise! Stooopid!
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Dinnae fash yersel
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“
I've made an arse aff the quotes !
”
“
I've made an arse aff the quotes !
”
Dinnae fash yersel
kick a dog when its down !
[/quote]Quite the opposite old bean. Have a drink on the house!
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Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hello and good evening everyone.
I thought this going to happen tomorrow night. Article here.
A mulled wine and a mince pie, thank you.”
“Hello and good evening everyone.
I thought this going to happen tomorrow night. Article here.
A mulled wine and a mince pie, thank you.”
Not until December!
Thanks for advertising my site.
Why are you publishing my address on the net?
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Evening Chinnie,
Get that fanny * Honey G * out ?
* a Bloody joke act *”
“Evening Chinnie,
Get that fanny * Honey G * out ?
* a Bloody joke act *”
Jeez is she still there? That programme is now a farce without 1 decent singer on it!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“
That was Scots rool in disguise! Stooopid!”
“
That was Scots rool in disguise! Stooopid!
”
Do you want a smack round the chops!Are you still wearing 'that' t-shirt?
Morning Miss 
*clears throat, adjusts bowler hat*
I'd like a 1st Class off-peak return from Bristol Temple Meads to Marylebone Station. Preferably a Pullman coach with a Buffet Car, close to hand. Less riff raff, you understand.
*folds Financial Times*
I've a very important meeting, with Reggie from Accounts, today
*lays a 5-bob note on counter*
*clears throat, adjusts bowler hat*
I'd like a 1st Class off-peak return from Bristol Temple Meads to Marylebone Station. Preferably a Pullman coach with a Buffet Car, close to hand. Less riff raff, you understand.
*folds Financial Times*
I've a very important meeting, with Reggie from Accounts, today
*lays a 5-bob note on counter*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Morning Miss
*clears throat, adjusts bowler hat*
I'd like a 1st Class off-peak return from Bristol Temple Meads to Marylebone Station. Preferably a Pullman coach with a Buffet Car, close to hand. Less riff raff, you understand.
*folds Financial Times*
I've a very important meeting, with Reggie from Accounts, today
*lays a 5-bob note on counter*”
“Morning Miss
*clears throat, adjusts bowler hat*
I'd like a 1st Class off-peak return from Bristol Temple Meads to Marylebone Station. Preferably a Pullman coach with a Buffet Car, close to hand. Less riff raff, you understand.
*folds Financial Times*
I've a very important meeting, with Reggie from Accounts, today
*lays a 5-bob note on counter*”
*tuts loudly* Gawd sake, he's forgotten to take his meds again..........*sneaks up behind bob & jabs him with overdue medication* There you go, you'll feel much better soon!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Where's Chin
Poor Chin”
“Where's Chin
Poor Chin
”
Poor chin nothing! Lazy bugger is still snoring like a warthog!
Morning all peepsicles! Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo please.
I saw that Honey G person on Gogglebox once....I shared the opinion of all those families watching that she was absolutely sh*te and had no talent whatsoever
I saw that Honey G person on Gogglebox once....I shared the opinion of all those families watching that she was absolutely sh*te and had no talent whatsoever
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Morning all peepsicles! Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo please.
I saw that Honey G person on Gogglebox once....I shared the opinion of all those families watching that she was absolutely sh*te and had no talent whatsoever”
“Morning all peepsicles! Large tea and a bowl of cornflakes and moo please.
I saw that Honey G person on Gogglebox once....I shared the opinion of all those families watching that she was absolutely sh*te and had no talent whatsoever
”
Morning twass *clunk clatter*
Clearly made for the joke X-Factor has now become! ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“Morning twass *clunk clatter*
Clearly made for the joke X-Factor has now become! ROLLEYES”
“Morning twass *clunk clatter*
Clearly made for the joke X-Factor has now become! ROLLEYES”
Ta muchly. It just makes a mockery of all the acts who do have some singing ability who get passed over for the likes of a joke novelty act like her
Ridiculous!!!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“This should be in the X-Factor forum
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>”
“This should be in the X-Factor forum
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
”
I'm not going in there!!! I bet it's full of trolls and wums and epsilon minuses
Morning all.......tis raining here.....
Are we confusing Honey G with Honey Fungus? Yeah, gotta be cors they is both bad news.
Lovely mug of steaming coffee plez......ta muchly.
Are we confusing Honey G with Honey Fungus? Yeah, gotta be cors they is both bad news.
Lovely mug of steaming coffee plez......ta muchly.
Honey fungus killed my lovely red rose bush I bet Honey G could make roses wither an all with that voice
I bet Honey G could make roses wither an all with that voice
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Honey fungus killed my lovely red rose bush I bet Honey G could make roses wither an all with that voice ”
“Honey fungus killed my lovely red rose bush
I bet Honey G could make roses wither an all with that voice ”
Never watch the prog, so never heard her crackly tones....It's a shite programme with mostly shite acts.......made Simon C and his over- inflated ego bliddy fortune!
Slurps coffee and surveys the iroming
Good morning from a miserable, wet but mild north London.
Hi there Bob. I hope you're keeping well.
Yes, poor Chin. The fellow is just exhausted, he never stops working.
A large gin, with just a splash of tonic, please. And whatever you are having.
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*clunk*
There ya go hoots.
I'm standing in for Chinchin today
Poor Chin”
“*clunk*
There ya go hoots.
I'm standing in for Chinchin today
Poor Chin
”
Hi there Bob.
I hope you're keeping well. Yes, poor Chin. The fellow is just exhausted, he never stops working.
A large gin, with just a splash of tonic, please. And whatever you are having.
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