*strolls in* Morning all

Brrrrrr it's Baltic this morning again........it was too cold to get out of my snug warm cosy bed!

Weirdo!

*sniggers loudly*

I don't understand this..........
'The case made legal history as only the third ever UK murder trial without a body'.
Surely there have been countless murders where someone was convicted without the discovery of a body?

Morning SR. Yes, I wondered about that myself.....

Proper freezing start to the day! A sharp frost even in southernmost parts

Normally you need a body in English and law I believe. Hence the perfect crime is when someone disappears without trace and there are no clues pointing back to the killer.

Morning peeps Pint of Stella ta!

Good morning you lot.



*Directs florist to put vases of freshly cut flowers on each and every table.* ... just charge my account.

Just thought this place needed some brightening up. Always happy to help.

*Charges Pub double, takes cash from till, leaves receipt.*

T'will be character building for you Englisher wusses!

But in this case there was concrete proof that he was the killer.
Clearly the law in Scotland is entirely different.....if someone is 'missing' presumed dead, after 7 years the courts will accept that. However in a case of suspected murder it's entirely different. Look at the likes of Peter Tobin, he was convicted & jailed for the murder of several young girls but no bodies were found. It was actually the discovery of another young girl which led to his conviction & subsequence jail sentence. The bodies of several were found several years later but he had already been jailed for the murder of them.

Morning Eddy.


*sends aforementioned flowers back to florist*


He's dead meat when I get my hands on him!

*slaps chinny hard* What were you doing letting Eddy the Crook anywhere near the till?

Hi SR.

Coffee and a spam brunch if you are serving. Thank you.


Hey!!! Quit that!!! What are you dong??? Are you one of those philistine types?

What have you got against vases full of beautiful flowers? The place needed brightening up.

Would you like to negotiate for a small discount?

Good afternoon.

Still lovely and sunny here.

I'm in the snug. Don't disturb my beauty sleep.

This sleep will, now sling yer hook fella !

Afternoon Eddy, & all

Afternoon all peeps, flagon of mead please!

Where's that rascal chinnock!!!

I'm going tae a Chinese Restaurant called Chinchin tonight ! the one I told you a while ago !

Afternoon Twass, * Clunk *

Ooh! I wonder if the proprietor will have a baldy napper

Afternoon Sleeps and ta muchly

I'll let you know later !

Eddy you can have the remotes

Good evening all.

A stella and black please.


I was going to take them anyway.

Evening peeps *clunks* *clatters*

*slurps.*

Thanks Chin.

It's double Emmerdale. Fancy a take away?

Fish and chips an yer paying cos you got me in trouble with Sr earlier on!

Fish and chips with all the trimmings it is ... here in 5.

Enjoy.

*Knocks on front door, knocks again, starts thumping on door and windows, thumps some more.*



Useless pub. Leaves letter of complaint to SR.

*Lets self in with 'borrowed' garden door key and opens Pub.*

*yanks open door*.........No-one there, probably some eejit playing 'chap door run away'!
*picks up rubbish lying on the floor & bins it*

Morning all

Morning Eddy .........................I predict fireworks ANY TIME NOW

Morning twass.......who are you talking to? It's a bad sign when you start talking to yerself!

Morning all

Hi there SR, twass, everyone.

Errr.............................

Morning SR, Eddy and all pubster peeps