Originally Posted by twassington:
“Good luck with that!!!
”
“Good luck with that!!!
”
I知 hoping to manage it for our Christmas card. I think I値l get lots of ribbon and some baubles for them to play with as a back-up.
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I知 hoping to manage it for our Christmas card. I think I値l get lots of ribbon and some baubles for them to play with as a back-up.
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“I知 hoping to manage it for our Christmas card. I think I値l get lots of ribbon and some baubles for them to play with as a back-up.”
“I知 hoping to manage it for our Christmas card. I think I値l get lots of ribbon and some baubles for them to play with as a back-up.”
That would look amazing. Will you post the pic in here please?
Originally Posted by twassington:
“That would look amazing. Will you post the pic in here please?”
“That would look amazing. Will you post the pic in here please?”
Well if Gemo does, I hope we that dont do the book of faces as you call it, can see them ?
Nigth all
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi Chin, good morning all.
Tea please and 2 lightly buttered brown bread toast smothered in a smooth marmalade. Thank you.
I paid Bob.
PS - A very wise staffing innovation on your part. Be proud, Be happy.”
“Hi Chin, good morning all.
Tea please and 2 lightly buttered brown bread toast smothered in a smooth marmalade. Thank you.
I paid Bob.
PS - A very wise staffing innovation on your part. Be proud, Be happy.”
Listen stoooooopid, YOU owe me money, now cough up or yer barred! Even in the very unlikely even of hell freezing over I would still NOT be employing the dodgy farmer! And in fact even if I was inclined to be ripped off even more than I am already you do realise yer cronie chinny would then have to be sacked............
So money or yer barred!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Eddy and well done!
*clunks and clatters*”
“Morning Eddy and well done!
*clunks and clatters*”
Wot are you ''well done'' at, stoooooopid, yer cronie is trying to get you sacked!
Originally Posted by Gemo52:
“It seems forever. Not going to Tenerife this year.
Had fun today. Got the cats new soft harnesses. We were going to try Willow first because if it was insecure she would just dash back to the house. No luck. Mr G said it was like putting a bra on a gorilla. I googled and there are no videos or instructions of how to put a cat in this type of harness. Looks like we値l have to keep using this type of harness but it can make them cough if they pull and we can稚 keep up so we thought the soft harness would be better.”
“It seems forever. Not going to Tenerife this year.
Had fun today. Got the cats new soft harnesses. We were going to try Willow first because if it was insecure she would just dash back to the house. No luck. Mr G said it was like putting a bra on a gorilla. I googled and there are no videos or instructions of how to put a cat in this type of harness. Looks like we値l have to keep using this type of harness but it can make them cough if they pull and we can稚 keep up so we thought the soft harness would be better.”
Have you tried googling?
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning Sr and all”
“Morning Sr and all
”
*eyes chinny balefully* Harumph!
Morning chinny. *slam*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*eyes chinny balefully* Harumph!
Morning chinny. *slam*”
“*eyes chinny balefully* Harumph!
Morning chinny. *slam*
”
Ever cheerful aren't you?
http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/...1.gif~original
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ever cheerful aren't you?
http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/...1.gif~original”
“Ever cheerful aren't you?
http://i1185.photobucket.com/albums/...1.gif~original
”
Shurrup you!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“No, the usual side. Tish boom!”
“No, the usual side. Tish boom!
”
Cheer yerself up. A BRITISH player is now world number one in the tennis!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Cheer yerself up. A BRITISH player is now world number one in the tennis!”
“Cheer yerself up. A BRITISH player is now world number one in the tennis!
”
You lookin' for a smack round the chops! Just proof that you Englishers failed to produce a world champion, so will steal our Scottish champion!
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“
You lookin' for a smack round the chops! Just proof that you Englishers failed to produce a world champion, so will steal our Scottish champion!”
“
You lookin' for a smack round the chops! Just proof that you Englishers failed to produce a world champion, so will steal our Scottish champion!
”
*muffled noises are heard coming from a car boot*
Oops. Oh dear!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*muffled noises are heard coming from a car boot* Oops. Oh dear!”
“*muffled noises are heard coming from a car boot*
Oops. Oh dear!”
*slams shut car boot & locks car*
Originally Posted by Scots rool:
“*slams shut car boot & locks car*”
“*slams shut car boot & locks car*
”
Erm, that was Andy Murray in there!!!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*leaves wad of 'used' notes on bar for Scoots Roll*”
“*leaves wad of 'used' notes on bar for Scoots Roll*”
*scowls at the dodgy farmer & examines notes carefully* I'll also have the keys you stole *holds out hand*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Erm, that was Andy Murray in there!!!”
“Erm, that was Andy Murray in there!!!
”
Bloomin' weirdo, you don't even have a car let alone drive!
*boxes chinny's ears*
Phew ,pongs of exhaust fumes in ere.....
What's in the car boot...sheesh, it's making a heck of a racket
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.........not raining this morning, so that's a bonus
Lovely cuppa tea plez and two slices of toast. Ta
Spots wad of cash lying on the bar...........you shouldn't leave yer money lying about Scots
What's in the car boot...sheesh, it's making a heck of a racket
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.........not raining this morning, so that's a bonus
Lovely cuppa tea plez and two slices of toast. Ta
Spots wad of cash lying on the bar...........you shouldn't leave yer money lying about Scots
We could look after that dosh for SR....for a small fee, hoots
Mornning all pubster peepsicles. I overslept No sign of the squirrel/rat/interloper since yesterday morning. Hopefully it realised it wasn;t welcome. Me bashing the ceiling with a stick and yelling "**** off" might have given it a clue
Large tea please and a buttered crumpet or two!
Mornning all pubster peepsicles. I overslept
No sign of the squirrel/rat/interloper since yesterday morning. Hopefully it realised it wasn;t welcome. Me bashing the ceiling with a stick and yelling "**** off" might have given it a clue Large tea please and a buttered crumpet or two!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning newer arrivals *clunks and clatters*
Bye peeps. Have a good day!”
“Morning newer arrivals
*clunks and clatters*Bye peeps. Have a good day!”
Thanks chin, have a good one!! *slurp, chomp*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Chin's got the keys. :
*roars off on the Foggy Superbike*”
“Chin's got the keys. :
*roars off on the Foggy Superbike*”
Chancin' sod!
Originally Posted by hooter:
“Phew ,pongs of exhaust fumes in ere.....
What's in the car boot...sheesh, it's making a heck of a racket
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.........not raining this morning, so that's a bonus
Lovely cuppa tea plez and two slices of toast. Ta
Spots wad of cash lying on the bar...........you shouldn't leave yer money lying about Scots”
“Phew ,pongs of exhaust fumes in ere.....
What's in the car boot...sheesh, it's making a heck of a racket
Morning McScots and all the pubsters.........not raining this morning, so that's a bonus
Lovely cuppa tea plez and two slices of toast. Ta
Spots wad of cash lying on the bar...........you shouldn't leave yer money lying about Scots”
It's soon to be chinny!
Morning hoots, raining here!
*clunk*
Touch that money & I'll chop yer fingers off!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“We could look after that dosh for SR....for a small fee, hoots
Mornning all pubster peepsicles. I overslept No sign of the squirrel/rat/interloper since yesterday morning. Hopefully it realised it wasn;t welcome. Me bashing the ceiling with a stick and yelling "**** off" might have given it a clue
Large tea please and a buttered crumpet or two!”
“We could look after that dosh for SR....for a small fee, hoots
Mornning all pubster peepsicles. I overslept No sign of the squirrel/rat/interloper since yesterday morning. Hopefully it realised it wasn;t welcome. Me bashing the ceiling with a stick and yelling "**** off" might have given it a clue
Large tea please and a buttered crumpet or two!”
In yer dreams Missy! As I said to hoots, touch that dosh & I'll cut yer fingers off!
Poor wee Sammy squirrell, he was just looking for a cosy wee house to hibernate to & you have to hurl abuse at him!
Carol is SO annoying!
*clunk clatter*
In yer dreams Missy! As I said to hoots, touch that dosh & I'll cut yer fingers off!
Poor wee Sammy squirrell, he was just looking for a cosy wee house to hibernate to & you have to hurl abuse at him!
*removes cash from bar & temptation & stuffs it down bra*
She's horrible, & appears to have appointed herself as the camp's oracle, her looking for (& succeeding) with extra airtime was pathetic! And WTF has she done to her face, there's a chance it may melt in the heat!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Morning newer arrivals *clunks and clatters*
Bye peeps. Have a good day!”
“Morning newer arrivals
*clunks and clatters*Bye peeps. Have a good day!”
Hand over the keys you gave the dodgy farmer!
Byeeeeeee, you have a good one too.
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