Evening chinbob! Ta muchly.

Michael Gove is on the news. He has the most disgusterous looking teeth I've ever seen.....*shudders*

Evening twassock *clunk* I have been dozing so missed Gove. What did he say? Ghastly man!

He said BOLLOX. Lots of it. Out of his horrible purple blubbery lips

After all Eddys done fer you in the past, & thats wot you think aff him, couldn't agree more myself !

I think she liked the attention. Shadow and Willow tend to claim most of it.

I bet they do! Two such beauties.

*opens pub* Morning all

Good morning everyone.


Hi there SR. You're late again.

Tea please, bacon sandwich with toasted brown bread.

Morning Eddy.

Errrrrrr, no I'm not! I usually have a lie-in Thursday & Friday, so suck it up!

*clunk clatter*

Morning SR and all pubsters! The cold has returned overnight....all the windows are steamed again. Oh well. It really IS winter then

I had a small lie in as well....didn't wake til 7....bliss Large tea please and a fried egg sandwich!

Morning twass, yeah same here. We can't really complain (but we will), the weather hasn't been too bad so far. The rain has been battering off the window all morning (& overnight), it's only 4c so far!

*clunk clatter*

Ta very muchly SR! Indeed, we always complain Yesterday was so beautiful and mild here it felt like late September. Here in Kent summer flowers are still blooming as we've not had a hard frost yet. Shows how good the weather has been as for mid November, that's not normal!!

Hello to all the late risers.




It seems to be the case that you are in desperate need of urgent help behind that bar.

*Hands business card over to SR.*

Perhaps I can help? Call anytime! (Usual fee arrangements and administration charges apply.)

Good morning.

Cold here. ;(

Good morning.

Cold here as well and quite windy. But not dull, quite sunny.

Morning peeps *mutter, mumble, grumble* *clunks and clatters*

Good morning Chin.

You've been left to do all the work again. Sleeps has gone to the Canary Islands (or is about to go). Not that he ever does much but anyway.

A mulled wine please with a hot mince pie. Or shall we go to McDonalds for a late breakfast?

Morning chin, Gemo, Eddy. Mulled wine and a mince pie sounds a very good idea! Much colder today, but the trees and fields are looking simply spectacular with the tumnal colours

That will warm my cockles before I set off outside to prune the clematis

Morning peeps *clunks and clatters* Woke up this morning with backache to add to my mosquito bites and heavy cold. At lease the backache has worn off and other symptoms diminishing. *Rolleyes*

Hi there Chin. Best wishes for a speedy recovery.

Tell you what, get yourself into the snug and have a rest. I'll cover your shift behind the bar.

Mozzies should be dead this time of year....but the blighters aren't! I heard one whining in my room last night. Slept entirely under the duvet so escaped the little bar steward

Errrrrr not at all! Lazy chinny should have been here, but of course he's lazing around as per usual!

*files business card under bin*

Same here with really heavy rain at times!

Just what time do you call this!

Right then, he strolls in & out of here whenever it comes up his hump!

How on earth can you get mozzie bites at this time of year......are you sure it isn't flea bites!


You put one foot behind that bar & I'll break yer legs!

Afternoon all.

You've such away wiv word, it a wonder yeah cannae charm the burds oot the trees !

Afternoon Sr, Eddy, & all

Afternoon all peeps, afternoon tea for one please. Cucumber sandwiches and scones with jam and butter, and fruit cake. Thanks very much!

Afternoon Twass, * Clunk Clatter *

Has yer freind Stoatie got his new house/flat yet ?