Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*DS Removal Van parks outside Pub*
Ok lads, take all fixtures & fittings, perishables & illegally kept animals
*takes notes on clipboard*
Ok lads, brew time. ☕
Then, next stop it's "Fashion & Beauty"!!”
In yer dreams mister......you forgotten to take yer meds again!
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“Bah! *slurp, munch*
Morning Gemo
*ties self to Pub front door* OVER MY DEAD BODY
”
He's delusional, there is no removal van.
ROLLEYES
Originally Posted by eugenespeed:
“I actually haven't a clue what I'd do online without the forums.
I mean, I do Facebook and Twitter, but this is the only message board I frequently post on.”
I don't do Twatter of FB.
Originally Posted by Rugby man:
“I accidentally swallowed a handful of Scrabble tiles...
My next bowel movement could spell disaster.”
Originally Posted by
twassington:
“I don't even do Twitter, eug....but this is now the only forum I post on. I would miss it And the many peeps that I prattle on to on a daily basis
”
*sniggers*
Originally Posted by
planets:
“What sort of third world hovel is this where a lady can't purchase a proper breakfast??
utterly barbaric
*goes off to write zero star tripadvisor review*”

Where's the lady?
What eejit has couscous for breakfast anyway!
Afternoon all.
Just spent 30 feckin' minutes or so trying to put feckin' feet on a TV..........I've now lobbed it all back into the box!

