i can't even imagine the horror *flees to safety of silliness thread where there's no spam*

2 feckin' feet.........my old TV has the one central stem thingy too, but oh no not this one! Actually, now I remember my old one had to have that fitted too, & the smaller TV's (kitchen & bedroom), they both had the central stand to be attached. They were easy to attach, not these feckin' feet! Arghhhhhhhhhh!

If yer very lucky you can sometimes have a tasty jus with it.

i don't even want to imagine what a "tasty jus" would be for spam i'm guessing some sort of bodily fluid....

What kind of place do you think this is? It would either be blackcurrant or strawberry.

A doss hoose fer them pair a farmers Eddy 'n'Chinnie, every bloody night

& wot do you do about it, stick a wee bit a paper on the wall ( saying I'll do this & that ) but you never do, & its me thats left tae deal wiv them ! * rolleyes *

Thank f.eck for that!!!


Mine's only a small telly. And my son did what little assembly it needed


The mind boggles....wringing a bit of liquid fat out of the spam perhaps??

The new one is a 32in same, as my old one, tho' this is a smart TV. The TV's in the kitchen & bedroom are both 24in.

I can't tell you.......it's a secret recipe handed down from many many years.

I think mine's a 32 inch, it's the only one in the cottage and I don't watch it that often.....no point in having any others!

Oh riiiiiiight.........probably lard, food colouring and salt

Evening everypeeps *clunks & clatters*

Evening chinnock and all peeps. Two large red wines please, mini twass is here for the weekend

That was some of them clunks. Stooooooooooooooooooopid! *rolleyes*

Good evening.


Thanks Chin and whatever you and twassington are having.

Evening Eddy and ta very muchly.

Ooh, thanks Eddy. Another glass of red please *hic*

*clink*

Evening all. Busy week, quiet weekend. That's the life.

I saw the message 'We have no plans....' Of course that doesn't mean all the forums (or some of them) will not be removed to save costs.

Who cares ? if it goes , it goes only peep on this fred that will miss it is " Mrs Chatter Twass" ....... but life moves on " The last forum I was on b4 I came on here, it took them 3days tae repond tae yer post, :thats way I came on board this forum !
* Turns on all machines *

Nite all

Evening Chief


Nite Sleeps. I would miss the Forum.

*You & me both mate *

Night mucker

* Opens pub * Morning all

Morning Sleeps A pint of Stella and a full Scottish ta!

Grr! *Helps self to food and drink, makes some for Eddy too*

*saunters in casually* Morning all