Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Bob was going to paint my portrait. 
I've spent a week practising my pose.
”
There isn't enough paper in the world big enough to paint your fat head!

Actually I thought you were constipated - I was gonna slip something in yer drink to alleviate yer problem!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“There's no appreciation of life's finer things Edward
We shall rearrange your 'sitting' for another time.
Ciao”
It won't be in here tho'!
Originally Posted by twassington:
“My feeling exactly. Ta very much
Having only a small cottage but with a nice square room so you can sit back a ways from the screen, I agreed to the 32 inch my son suggested. This involved much reining in on his part”
Hahahaha I'm sure, guys generally have a problem with size!
Originally Posted by
EddyBee:
“Good evening all. 
*Clears area of Pub to create a dance space. Finds modern jive music on mobile device. Calls Gorbals and Parton.*
We enjoy dancing along to Strictly Come Dancing. 
3 large fizzy lemonades please, seved swiftly.”
*sniggers* at Eddy's antics, he looks like he's being bitten by fleas!
*watches Gorbals pee on Eddy's coat & Parton chewing the collar of said coat*