Evening Chin, TheEric, Edward 
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?
The Pub (Part 48)
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Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Evening Chin, TheEric, Edward
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?”
“Evening Chin, TheEric, Edward
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?”
I think so fb
*clunk*
Evening all peeps, two Christmas cocktails please barpersonage....in fact, a round for all in the pub!
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“I don't think TheEric was impressed!
Evening Eddy *clunk*”
“I don't think TheEric was impressed!
Evening Eddy
*clunk*”
Thanks Chin and whatever you and Bob are having.
Spoiler
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Evening Chin, TheEric, Edward
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?”
“Evening Chin, TheEric, Edward
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?”
I think so.
I'd hate for the show to lose yet another decent dancer whilst Balls stays put. 
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening all peeps, two Christmas cocktails please barpersonage....in fact, a round for all in the pub!”
“Evening all peeps, two Christmas cocktails please barpersonage....in fact, a round for all in the pub!
”
Ooooooooooooooooooooo ta very muchly twassock!
*clunks*
Originally Posted by twassington:
“Evening all peeps, two Christmas cocktails please barpersonage....in fact, a round for all in the pub!”
“Evening all peeps, two Christmas cocktails please barpersonage....in fact, a round for all in the pub!
”
Good evening and thank you.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Thanks Chin and whatever you and Bob are having.
I think so. I'd hate for the show to lose yet another decent dancer whilst Balls stays put. ”
“Thanks Chin and whatever you and Bob are having.
Spoiler
I think so.
I'd hate for the show to lose yet another decent dancer whilst Balls stays put. ”
That's what my Mum says.
Spoiler
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Much obliged *glug*
*pockets 'windfall' ca$h*”
“Much obliged *glug*
*pockets 'windfall' ca$h*
”
Oi that's my dosh!
*Thumps fb and retrieves cash*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Oi that's my dosh! *Thumps fb and retrieves cash*”
“Oi that's my dosh!
*Thumps fb and retrieves cash*”
*regains ca$h & locks Chin in Cellar*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Muffled screams are heard coming from the Cellar*”
“*Muffled screams are heard coming from the Cellar*”
*Turns up the volume on TV*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“*Muffled screams are heard coming from the Cellar*”
“*Muffled screams are heard coming from the Cellar*”
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“*Turns up the volume on TV*”
“*Turns up the volume on TV*
”
Balls survives again.
*Releases Chin.*
Sorry Bob.
I need Chin to get me another mulled wine and mince pie. I'm banned from going behind the bar and I hate breaking that bossy waitress' rules.
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“
Balls survives again.
*Releases Chin.*
Sorry Bob. I need Chin to get me another mulled wine and mince pie. I'm banned from going behind the bar and I hate breaking that bossy waitress' rules. ”
“
Balls survives again.
*Releases Chin.*
Sorry Bob.
I need Chin to get me another mulled wine and mince pie. I'm banned from going behind the bar and I hate breaking that bossy waitress' rules. ”
Thank goodness. Rugby man is in the freezer down there and is starting to pong!
Evening Eddy
*clunk & clatter*Yeah and Honey G on X -Factor
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Thank goodness. Rugby man is in the freezer down there and is starting to pong!
Evening Eddy *clunk & clatter*”
“Thank goodness. Rugby man is in the freezer down there and is starting to pong!
Evening Eddy
*clunk & clatter*”
*Faints*
Message from Scots Drool
"FREE drinks all round to celebrate Andy Murray's excellent victory earlier"
Fill your tankards
"FREE drinks all round to celebrate Andy Murray's excellent victory earlier"
Fill your tankards
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Message from Scots Drool
"FREE drinks all round to celebrate Andy Murray's excellent victory earlier"
Fill your tankards”
“Message from Scots Drool
"FREE drinks all round to celebrate Andy Murray's excellent victory earlier"
Fill your tankards
”
Congratulations to Andy Murray.
As SR insists, mine's a quadruple brandy.
*opens pub* Morni................*sniffs the air*...........Fee-Fi-Fo-Fum..........I smell chinny's bum..........
*goes off to check CCTV*...........
*goes off to check CCTV*...........
Originally Posted by The_Sleeper:
“Sad tae say, it looks like the bint I got in the sweep is getting all the airtime, fanks tae the editing of the show !”
“Sad tae say, it looks like the bint I got in the sweep is getting all the airtime, fanks tae the editing of the show !”
She's horrible & I don't know why some are saying she's really funny. She's as funny as a boil on yer bum!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Good morning everyone.
Non-stop rain here since mid-evening yesterday. It's finally stopped but is very cloudy. Very mild at 8c.
Thank you SR.
I see I've been cheated again. How comes twassington got Adam? Mind you I quite like Carl Vorderman so maybe your choice for me is not too bad.”
“Good morning everyone.
Non-stop rain here since mid-evening yesterday. It's finally stopped but is very cloudy. Very mild at 8c.
Thank you SR.
I see I've been cheated again. How comes twassington got Adam? Mind you I quite like Carl Vorderman so maybe your choice for me is not too bad.”
Give it a bloomin' rest, moan, moan, moan! yer never satisfied!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Oh, you are awful. That's no way to make mint tea. If you think you're serving me, you are wrong.
*Orders delivery of a large McBreakfast with extra hash browns and sausage mcmuffins for self and Chin. Thanks Mcdonalds for the COMPLIMENTARY coffees.*”
“Oh, you are awful. That's no way to make mint tea. If you think you're serving me, you are wrong.
*Orders delivery of a large McBreakfast with extra hash browns and sausage mcmuffins for self and Chin. Thanks Mcdonalds for the COMPLIMENTARY coffees.*”
*prepares large bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Hi twassington. I'll order you a mint tea. Delivery is quick.”
“Hi twassington. I'll order you a mint tea. Delivery is quick.”
Keep yer beak out!
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“*Pins Up Notice.*
The Pub Christmas Choir will be holding it's first get together of the season this afternoon at 2.30pm in the main bar.
£20 for the session. Cash only, to be left in Gorbals' basket or he will scratch your nose off. Drinks and mince pies are extra and to be provided by a friendly mobile canteen as the bar staff have enough to do.
First lesson will involve everyone practising with their ding dongs for the traditional favourite. ”
“*Pins Up Notice.*
The Pub Christmas Choir will be holding it's first get together of the season this afternoon at 2.30pm in the main bar.
£20 for the session. Cash only, to be left in Gorbals' basket or he will scratch your nose off. Drinks and mince pies are extra and to be provided by a friendly mobile canteen as the bar staff have enough to do.
First lesson will involve everyone practising with their ding dongs for the traditional favourite. ”
*prepares another bill for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“Ooo can I have a go? *Fetches £20 from the till, gets ding dong out*”
“Ooo can I have a go? *Fetches £20 from the till, gets ding dong out*”
*deducts chinny's wages accordingly with interest*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“It is a bell I ring at Christmas TheEric. I really don't know what you were thinking!
Have a drink on the house. *clunk*”
“It is a bell I ring at Christmas TheEric. I really don't know what you were thinking!
Have a drink on the house. *clunk*”
*deducts more from chinny's wages*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Thanks Chin and whatever you and Bob are having.
I think so. I'd hate for the show to lose yet another decent dancer whilst Balls stays put.”
“Thanks Chin and whatever you and Bob are having.
Spoiler
I think so. I'd hate for the show to lose yet another decent dancer whilst Balls stays put.”
*prepares bill of £500 for Eddy the Crook to settle*
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Much obliged *glug*
*pockets 'windfall' ca$h*”
“Much obliged *glug*
*pockets 'windfall' ca$h*”
Thieving git!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Message from Scots Drool
"FREE drinks all round to celebrate Andy Murray's excellent victory earlier"
Fill your tankards”
“Message from Scots Drool
"FREE drinks all round to celebrate Andy Murray's excellent victory earlier"
Fill your tankards”
*prepares very large bill for bob the dodgy*
Originally Posted by EddyBee:
“Congratulations to Andy Murray.
As SR insists, mine's a quadruple brandy.”
“Congratulations to Andy Murray.
As SR insists, mine's a quadruple brandy.”
*adds yet more onto Eddy the Crook's bill*
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“OK as all the drinks are on Sr , lets have a lock in! *clunks*”
“OK as all the drinks are on Sr , lets have a lock in! *clunks*”
You're gonna so regret this latest outrage! *deducts even more from Chinny's wages*
*PINS UP NOTICE*
Eddy the Crook & Bob the dodgy farmer are NOT to be served until they have paid their extremely large bills!
Anyone serving them will be instantly dismissed!
Originally Posted by farmer bob:
“Evening Chin, TheEric, Edward
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?”
“Evening Chin, TheEric, Edward
Time for Balls to bounce out of the Tower Ballroom?”
First chinchin's ding dong, now this.
Originally Posted by chinchin:
“
*Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*”
“
*Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*”
You've brought it on yerself.........for all actions there are consequences! Get this place cleaned up, it's minging after yer illegal lock-in last night! *advances on chinny in a threatening manner*
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